Element

Started by Eye of the Tiger, November 07, 2015, 02:01:29 PM

Laconian

No, iVTAK is the one made by Apple, and it requires iTunes to execute highway passing maneuvers.
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Cookie Monster

Quote from: Laconian on November 11, 2015, 05:26:37 PM
No, iVTAK is the one made by Apple, and it requires iTunes to execute highway passing maneuvers.

If he has iVTAK why didn't he just get his Element fixed at the Genius BarTM?
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Eye of the Tiger

Quote from: Laconian on November 11, 2015, 05:26:37 PM
No, iVTAK is the one made by Apple, and it requires iTunes to execute highway passing maneuvers.

This is bullshit. I refuse to own another Apple product.
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280Z Turbo

Can you buy some Mugen VTAK's to get more HP?

Laconian

Quote from: thecarnut on November 11, 2015, 05:36:06 PM
If he has iVTAK why didn't he just get his Element fixed at the Genius BarTM?

They'd tell him to toss it and buy another Element.
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Eye of the Tiger

Quote from: 280Z Turbo on November 11, 2015, 05:40:47 PM
Can you buy some Mugen VTAK's to get more HP?

Dude, it doesn't matter what brand, as long as it's synthetic.
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AutobahnSHO

Congrats!


(And punching it in the rain in Subies never gives the tiniest slightest amount of wheelspin. Just goes.)
Will

Eye of the Tiger

Quote from: AutobahnSHO on November 11, 2015, 07:48:52 PM
Congrats!


(And punching it in the rain in Subies never gives the tiniest slightest amount of wheelspin. Just goes.)

Pffffft. I got wheelspin on dry pavement when launching my friend's Impreza, and a chirp shifting into second.
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Raza

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Eye of the Tiger

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AutobahnSHO

Quote from: Eye of the Tiger on November 11, 2015, 07:53:53 PM
Pffffft. I got wheelspin on dry pavement when launching my friend's Impreza, and a chirp shifting into second.

stick vs. slushie
Will

Eye of the Tiger

VTAK broke again. But my new VTAK came in the mail today, so I'll put it in this weekend.
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Eye of the Tiger

now with pix

Quote from: Eye of the Tiger on November 07, 2015, 02:01:29 PM
I have


Element in its element.


700lbs of flammable cargo, no prob.


RIMz, and tires with maximum gremlins.



Interior: all blue, all the time.


Shifter with TWO buttons. Maximum driver involvement: ENGAGED.


Top speed of 120? Sure, maybe in meters per second, or whatever Canada uses.

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AutobahnSHO

:lol:

greatly looking functional flammable box carrier
Will

Eye of the Tiger

Boxes work well as box carriers. Also, subwoofer.

If I was a billionaire, I think I would still have an Element. It makes too much sense, and is too pleasant to drive to not have one.
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AutobahnSHO

Quote from: Eye of the Tiger on November 17, 2015, 11:05:16 AM
Boxes work well as box carriers. Also, subwoofer.

If I was a billionaire, I think I would still have an Element. It makes too much sense, and is too pleasant to drive to not have one.

ugh. I would have Subaru build a better box. More pleasanter, and more subwooferer.

Will

Eye of the Tiger

Quote from: AutobahnSHO on November 17, 2015, 12:16:29 PM
ugh. I would have Subaru build a better box. More pleasanter, and more subwooferer.

Ugh? If Subaru built one, it would be great. It would have a turbo H6 and start at $45K.
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Laconian

Quote from: Eye of the Tiger on November 17, 2015, 02:01:08 PM
Ugh? If Subaru built one, it would be great. It would have a turbo H6 and start at $45K.
Nonsense, the Forester is a example of Subaru delivering on solid cubic foot per dollar value.
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Eye of the Tiger

Quote from: Laconian on November 17, 2015, 02:18:14 PM
Nonsense, the Forester is a example of Subaru delivering on solid cubic foot per dollar value.

Ceiling height isn't everything. The rear legroom is in Camaro territory.
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Soup DeVille

Quote from: Eye of the Tiger on November 17, 2015, 02:38:11 PM
Ceiling height isn't everything. The rear legroom is in Camaro territory.

Boxes don't have legs.
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

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Eye of the Tiger

Quote from: Soup DeVille on November 17, 2015, 02:43:23 PM
Boxes don't have legs.

Which is why a clamshell tailgate beats everything.
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Laconian

Quote from: Eye of the Tiger on November 17, 2015, 02:44:19 PM
Which is why a clamshell tailgate beats everything.

Element is definitely the best... in hosability
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Eye of the Tiger

Quote from: Laconian on November 17, 2015, 02:54:01 PM
Element is definitely the best... in hosability

Are you calling me a hoser?
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Laconian

Yes. There's your vanity plate. H0SER (with a zero for 1337 cop h4xx0rs)
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Soup DeVille

Quote from: Eye of the Tiger on November 17, 2015, 02:44:19 PM
Which is why a clamshell tailgate beats everything.

I have a magic tailgate.
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

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Eye of the Tiger

Quote from: Laconian on November 17, 2015, 03:09:41 PM
Yes. There's your vanity plate. H0SER (with a zero for 1337 cop h4xx0rs)

This is not happening.

Quote from: Soup DeVille on November 17, 2015, 03:10:11 PM
I have a magic tailgate.

Yes, we have all figured that out. Enough with the gay euphemisms.
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Raza

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
If you can read this, you're too close


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Quote from: the Teuton on October 05, 2009, 03:53:18 PMIt's impossible to argue with Raza. He wins. Period. End of discussion.

Soup DeVille

Quote from: Eye of the Tiger on November 17, 2015, 03:41:30 PM
This is not happening.

Yes, we have all figured that out. Enough with the gay euphemisms.

It swings down And sideways. Depending on what you want.
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

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Eye of the Tiger

Quote from: Soup DeVille on November 17, 2015, 03:59:44 PM
It swings down And sideways. Depending on what you want.

But does it have a little plastic flap to cover up the jamb and make a seemlessly flat floor for easily sliding flammable boxes in and out?
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Eye of the Tiger

Quote from: Raza  on November 17, 2015, 03:52:45 PM
Nice choice, Nick.

No shit. Thanks. It is very utilitarian.
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