Chevrolet Cruze - 2o6 Review

Started by 2o6, May 23, 2016, 10:18:06 AM

Char

Quote from: 2o6 on May 26, 2016, 11:24:16 AM
I said all sorts of variations of YAS GURLS YASSS KWEEEN I AM DHA BADDEST BITCH when I went to buy the Sonic hatchback. I guess Char is right

Did they offer to change your blinker fluid and muffler bearings for you?
Quote from: 565 on December 26, 2012, 09:13:44 AM
... Nissan needs to use these shocks on the GT-R.  It would be like the Incredible Hulk wielding Thor's hammer.... unstoppable.

2o6


Char

Quote from: 12,000 RPM on May 26, 2016, 04:39:18 AM
I'm going to go easy on you because I know you're going through a rough patch and don't know how to manage stress.

But someone who needs a car to remind people or themselves that they are a man.... doesn't sound like much of a man to me :) Would you have any identity left if you didn't drive a BMW?

In my anecdotal experience 3 series coupe = girls cars (there is a woman at my job with almost your exact car), A7s = mens cars, CLSs = mixed bag but mostly mens cars. But that shit doesn't matter. A man with a minivan driving his family is way more of a man than some kid building up a 10 yr old BMW to impress the internet. Ah I guess I didn't go easy but eh that's life

I don't have a family, why would I build a mini van (hatch?)
Me managing my stress IS me being here and bestowing truth on you all.

Quote from: 2o6 on May 26, 2016, 01:53:10 PM
This is a weird forum.

This is what makes this forum weird? Not anything else?
Quote from: 565 on December 26, 2012, 09:13:44 AM
... Nissan needs to use these shocks on the GT-R.  It would be like the Incredible Hulk wielding Thor's hammer.... unstoppable.

CaminoRacer

Quote from: Char on May 26, 2016, 01:42:37 PM
Anyhow, no woman drives MY car

Bitches be beggin to drive my car and learn how to handle that stick
2020 BMW 330i, 1969 El Camino, 2017 Bolt EV

AutobahnSHO

Quote from: Char on May 26, 2016, 01:42:37 PM
Anyhow, no woman drives MY car,

Relationship status answered.....
Will

Char

Quote from: 565 on December 26, 2012, 09:13:44 AM
... Nissan needs to use these shocks on the GT-R.  It would be like the Incredible Hulk wielding Thor's hammer.... unstoppable.

12,000 RPM

What is so manly about an E92 328i?
Protecctor of the Atmospheric Engine #TheyLiedToUs

Char

Quote from: 12,000 RPM on May 26, 2016, 07:59:00 PM
What is so manly about an E92 328i?

The MAN behind the wheel. Oh, and it's a proper car. 2 doors, 4 seats, coupe, RWD manual.
Quote from: 565 on December 26, 2012, 09:13:44 AM
... Nissan needs to use these shocks on the GT-R.  It would be like the Incredible Hulk wielding Thor's hammer.... unstoppable.

veeman

Quote from: Char on May 27, 2016, 12:04:09 AM
The MAN behind the wheel. Oh, and it's a proper car. 2 doors, 4 seats, coupe, RWD manual.

:rockon:

MX793

Quote from: Char on May 27, 2016, 12:04:09 AM
The MAN behind the wheel. Oh, and it's a proper car. 2 doors, 4 seats, coupe, RWD manual.

Same criteria applies to a V6 Mustang, which had been known as a secretary's car since the 60s.
Needs more Jiggawatts

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veeman

I do wish VW would make a proper RWD Dune Bug.  What they currently call a Dune Bug is disgraceful. 

Soup DeVille

Quote from: veeman on May 27, 2016, 05:29:40 AM
I do wish VW would make a proper RWD Dune Bug.  What they currently call a Dune Bug is disgraceful. 

Did they actually end up making that?
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

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veeman

Quote from: Soup DeVille on May 27, 2016, 07:34:16 AM
Did they actually end up making that?

It's coming...

http://www.caranddriver.com/reviews/volkswagen-beetle-dune-concept-first-drive-review

http://www.vw.com/models/2016-beetle-dune/

Sacrilege!

Since VW/Audi don't have anything currently on a RWD platform outside of a potential future Audi R8 or a current Bentley, I really doubt there's a case for starting from scratch for a niche beetle which isn't selling that well currently anyways. 


Soup DeVille

They do have an AWD version of that drivetrain; although that might prove it right out of reasonableness.
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

1975 Honda CB750, 1986 Rebel Rascal (sailing dinghy), 2015 Mini Cooper, 2020 Winnebago 31H (E450), 2021 Toyota 4Runner, 2022 Lincoln Aviator

2o6

Quote from: Soup DeVille on May 27, 2016, 08:33:03 AM
They do have an AWD version of that drivetrain; although that might prove it right out of reasonableness.

I feel like it wouldn't be cost effective to mate it to the Beetle body....considering the US is basically the only country that buys the Beetle anyways

Char

Quote from: MX793 on May 27, 2016, 04:36:46 AM
Same criteria applies to a V6 Mustang, which had been known as a secretary's car since the 60s.

U wot M8?
Quote from: 565 on December 26, 2012, 09:13:44 AM
... Nissan needs to use these shocks on the GT-R.  It would be like the Incredible Hulk wielding Thor's hammer.... unstoppable.

CaminoRacer

2020 BMW 330i, 1969 El Camino, 2017 Bolt EV