Why hatches kick ass! Funny little story!

[pommes-t]

Hehehe!

Yesterday I went to our local shopping mall with 2 friends and didn't want to spend money on parking. So I parked on such a park & ride parking lot next to it.



One asshole was parking in the corner of that parking lot with his side on the last free parking space. I wanted that parking lot. My Polo could hardly fit in there, but it worked. The thing? was just that I couldn't open the doors anymore and leave the car. So I have my friends leave the car and drive in the lot alone. I handle the car-keys out of the window and my friends opens the trunk to let me out.



When I was out I realized there were two papers on the car's windshield: Some people who were angry about that guy must have written them to him: He seems to park there every day!!!
What an asshole. I'll translate the letters for you!



The small one says:

"You are parking on two parking lots! You are a real asshole! COngratulations.

The machine wirtten one says:

To judge you by the way you park, you are a useless fellow human beeing. Because you are, without taking care for others always park on two parking lots the humanity doesn't need you to live on. You should sell your car, spend the money on charity, and have yourself eaten by the wild animals in Hagenbeck Zoo!?

[Catman]

Hehe....Germans. :P

[cawimmer430]

That note was funny as hell. 

@ Volkswagen Touran drivers. 

[jadewolf123]

Word to Deutschland. I'll be out their someday and know not to park like a Arschloch.

[giant_mtb]

What an idiot.  I have a packet of fake parking tickets.  They say weird and abstract things like that note says.  You write the license plate number and vehicle model on the ticket like a real one...then they read it and go "wtf?"  I usually put them on the windshields of old people's cars (they can't park for shit!) and big trucks/SUVs with crappy parking jobs.

It's so fun to see their reactions. 

[S204STi]

A friend from tech school had one of these in his binder :



lol

[dazzleman]

A friend from tech school had one of these in his binder :



lol

That's a great one.  Especially the line about fucking like you park. 

[giant_mtb]

This is what mine say:

"This is not a ticket, but if it were within my power, you would receive two.  Because of your Bull Headed, inconsiderate, feeble attempt at parking, you have taken enough room for a 20 mule team, 2 elephants, 1 goat, and a safari of pygmies from the African interior.  The reason for giving you this is so that in the future you may think of someone else, other than yourself.  Besides, I don't like domineering, egotistical or simple minded drivers and you probably fit into one of those categories.

I sign off wishing you an early transmission failure (on the expressway at about 4:30 pm).  Also, may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits."

[omicron]

This is what mine say:

"This is not a ticket, but if it were within my power, you would receive two. Because of your Bull Headed, inconsiderate, feeble attempt at parking, you have taken enough room for a 20 mule team, 2 elephants, 1 goat, and a safari of pygmies from the African interior. The reason for giving you this is so that in the future you may think of someone else, other than yourself. Besides, I don't like domineering, egotistical or simple minded drivers and your probably fit into one of those categories.

I sign off wishing you an early transmission failure (on the expressway at about 4:30 pm). Also, may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits."

[omicron]

I must sto adding that Cheers! emoticon to every post.

[Raza]

I must sto adding that Cheers! emoticon to every post.

[omicron]

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[pommes-t]

Hehe....Germans. :P

   

[pommes-t]

That note was funny as hell.?

@ Volkswagen Touran drivers.?

Am liebsten hab ich diese Pampersbomber ja noch mit "Kevin an Board" oder diesem Christenfisch hinten drauf. Wobei der Touran ja noch ziemlich cool ist. Aber sone Zafiras.... und die fahren dann ja auch immer so... diese Vollspacken! 

[pommes-t]

Word to Deutschland. I'll be out their someday and know not to park like a Arschloch.

You'll love it! There's especially one city in north-germany that is said to be the most beautiful of germany, with the nicest and most open minded people. What was it again? Cheeseburg? No, something with H...

And better don't park like an Arschloch! 

[pommes-t]

What an idiot.? I have a packet of fake parking tickets.? They say weird and abstract things like that note says.? You write the license plate number and vehicle model on the ticket like a real one...then they read it and go "wtf?"? I usually put them on the windshields of old people's cars (they can't park for shit!) and big trucks/SUVs with crappy parking jobs.

It's so fun to see their reactions.?

Awesome! Great idea. Gotta do that, too!

[thewizard16]

I actually left a note on a suburban once... It was angled so badly that it completely took up two spots in a parking lot downtown that's almost always hard to get a spot in anyway, so I made a note explaining to them that if they weren't going to do society a favor and drive something smaller than a single wide trailer, then they at least needed to learn how to park it.

[USA_Idol]

This is what mine say:

"This is not a ticket, but if it were within my power, you would receive two.? Because of your Bull Headed, inconsiderate, feeble attempt at parking, you have taken enough room for a 20 mule team, 2 elephants, 1 goat, and a safari of pygmies from the African interior.? The reason for giving you this is so that in the future you may think of someone else, other than yourself.? Besides, I don't like domineering, egotistical or simple minded drivers and you probably fit into one of those categories.

I sign off wishing you an early transmission failure (on the expressway at about 4:30 pm).? Also, may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits."

   
I wish I had this response the other day when a friggin' Excursion parked so close to me I had to actually enter the passenger side door of my car! 

[cawimmer430]

Word to Deutschland. I'll be out their someday and know not to park like a Arschloch.

[Danish]

If i had the time, I would have just sat there and waited for the owner to see how he would get into his car

[AKL]

Awesome way of parking 

You didn't get any scatches? Or an accidental key swipe   

For drivers that park too close to my car when i'm grocery shopping. I accidentally swipe their car as I push my cart back

[giant_mtb]

   
I wish I had this response the other day when a friggin' Excursion parked so close to me I had to actually enter the passenger side door of my car! 

I can make you some copies and send them to you!  haha

[SaltyDog]

Awesome way of parking 

You didn't get any scatches? Or an accidental key swipe   

For drivers that park too close to my car when i'm grocery shopping. I accidentally swipe their car as I push my cart back

that's pretty mean.

[AKL]

that's pretty mean.

Well, I only do it when they're so close that I can hardly open my door.
I once got a dent from the other car because of that. The person parked too close AND dented my door.

DERSERVED A swipe from the cart 

The worst that ever happened to my car (not the Accord, thankfully) in a parking lot was a hit and run. My car ended up flying across the parking lot. Thankfully "panic" found the car. If not, I would have thought it was stolen. I should have put on the handbrake, but forgot. Besides, the asshole should have not hit my car.

[so cal cookie]

There was one truck last year that was parked just far enough into the space next to it that no one could get in(mayby a Polo but no one here drives a car that small).  I seriously thought about leaving a note. 

I should have put a fake parking ticket that looks like the ones the school gives out.

[pommes-t]

Awesome way of parking?

You didn't get any scatches? Or an accidental key swipe? ?

For drivers that park too close to my car when i'm grocery shopping. I accidentally swipe their car as I push my cart back

No comment on the internet... 

[Andaluz]

Fucking MPV drivers!

[omicron]

Fucking MPV drivers!

Ew no. Once you get the kids out of the way, usually they're too tired to do anything but lie there and sleep.

[93JC]

[mazda6er]

I left a note on a car that had parked extremely close (he pulled in, I had backed in...and our mirrors were perfectly aligned, I don't even know how he did it) once. Something to the effect of "You're lucky you didn't scratch my car you mother fucking son of a bitch."