India?s Mahindra to Enter U.S. Market

[93JC]

Ha! Oh no, he drives something far better. I'll give you one guess, and guarantee you'll laugh after this goofy thread.

[TheIntrepid]

Just tell me... Touareg?

[93JC]

Oh no, something better than a Touareg.

He drives a....







*drumroll*









JEEP!

[TheIntrepid]

*frowns* That's not better than a Touareg. :P

[93JC]

He didn't find it on eBay though.
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, feel the burn!






I'm sorry Adi, the eBay jokes will pass. Just far too tempting.

[TheIntrepid]

I'm sorry Adi, the eBay jokes will pass. Just far too tempting.

No problem man... I'll just keep the dead Jeep jokes coming.

[red_shift]

I've only been here since '91... but I was born in '89. I guess I'm a coconut.

BTW I'm in Canada so watch the Canada comments.

Sorry,  I meant Canadian whites!

Oh, Mark,  please try some Chicken Mughlai (authentic) with some fresh, hot tandoori naan along with some white wine.
Be amazed.   

[93JC]

Chicken who? Hot what?

Me speaky English, not Hindustani...

:P

[red_shift]

Chicken who? Hot what?

Me speaky English, not Hindustani...

:P

It's not Hindustani! ("Hindi") You never had Indian food before? 

[Danish]

For Mark:

[Danish]

Haha, right when I posted this it took me back to the thread and my sig said "Jeep Cherokee es facil....."

lol: lol:

[93JC]

It's not Hindustani! ("Hindi")

Clearly you have not been tracking my jack-assery this evening. It was a joke.

You never had Indian food before? 

Nope.

[93JC]

Haha, right when I posted this it took me back to the thread and my sig said "Jeep Cherokee es facil....."

Pretty sure I called you a cocksucker earlier this afternoon...

[Danish]

Try some sometime Mark.

I won't and can't guarantee you'll like it, but what else have you got to do up there?

[Danish]

Pretty sure I called you a cocksucker earlier this afternoon...

Pretty sure I read that...

[red_shift]

Clearly you have not been tracking my jack-assery this evening. It was a joke.

Nope.

Eh, it's 10:15 PST and I think my brain went to sleep half an hour ago.
What the heck keeps you up this late at night talking to strangers? 

[red_shift]

I've only been here since '91... but I was born in '89. I guess I'm a coconut.

I feel so old...

[93JC]

Eh, it's 10:15 PST and I think my brain went to sleep half an hour ago.
What the heck keeps you up this late at night talking to strangers? 

[red_shift]

Try some sometime Mark.

I won't and can't guarantee you'll like it, but what else have you got to do up there?

I think all they do is smoke weed and thrash each other at ice hockey games there. 

Now that I think of it, that's not a bad way to live... 

[93JC]

Don't forget the drinking!

[red_shift]

Don't forget the drinking!

Think I should move there. 

[93JC]

You might freeze to death...

[The Pirate]

Not if you wear a toque.

[93JC]

Toques FTW!

[red_shift]

You might freeze to death...

Lived in Ohio for 2 years and crashed my car in a snow storm, stuck in the snowy median in 3 feet of snow for 2 hours waiting the trooper to show up? I think I can handle it fine...

[93JC]

Ohio ain't Canada though... Trust me, the temperature drops about 100 ? when you cross the border.

[red_shift]

Ohio ain't Canada though... Trust me, the temperature drops about 100 ? when you cross the border.

I hear alcohol and weed ward off frostbite...

[93JC]

A common misconception. You'll get frostbite, you just won't notice until well after your extremities have fallen off.

[red_shift]

A common misconception. You'll get frostbite, you just won't notice until well after your extremities have fallen off.

We went from Mahindra to racism to Mughlai Chicken to weed and falling off extremisities? 

[93JC]

Could have been worse. This one went from minimum wage and Democrats to penises to submarine sandwiches to the metric system to penises to masturbation to crapping one's self to premature ejaculation to buttsex, back  to pooping one's pants.