New Cars No Longer Desirable?

[Soup DeVille]

...that's what she said.

Yeah, I knew when I wrote it, one of you fuckers was gonna say something like that.

[Raza]

OK, you've just invalidated any criticism you've ever had over anybody else's driving.

I do it because others are bad drivers.  There's a limited amount space there and there are a lot of drivers that have big SUVs and would rather drive in the middle instead of on their side.  It may not be much, but those extra few inches could save hundreds of dollars.

[Tave]

I like to scare my passengers sometimes by buzzing parked cars.