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Auto Talk => The Big Guys => Topic started by: Payman on June 14, 2017, 08:41:56 AM

Title: Hyundai Kona
Post by: Payman on June 14, 2017, 08:41:56 AM
I think I read somewhere that Kona was Portuguese for woman lower bits.


http://jalopnik.com/it-s-another-crossover-1796063507

(https://cnet1.cbsistatic.com/img/pWgtnAoDhDFwvAviG0WJwm47AzI=/70x345:2512x1718/2017/06/12/04c6eb9a-a4da-47d5-9a10-61a605f73b60/2018-hyundai-kona-6.jpg)


I actually like it.
Title: Re: Hyundai Cunt
Post by: shp4man on June 14, 2017, 08:45:08 AM
You can't use the "c" word in today's PC environment.  Shame on you.   



:muffin:.  :hammerhead:
Title: Re: Hyundai Cunt
Post by: SJ_GTI on June 14, 2017, 08:49:14 AM
It looks like a decent little hatchback/CUV.
Title: Re: Hyundai Cunt
Post by: MX793 on June 14, 2017, 08:50:19 AM
Kona is Hawaiian for leeward and the name of a district on the western coast of the island of Hawaii.
Title: Re: Hyundai Cunt
Post by: Payman on June 14, 2017, 08:51:35 AM
CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT
Title: Re: Hyundai Cunt
Post by: MX793 on June 14, 2017, 08:52:27 AM
The Portugese slang is spelled with a C.
Title: Re: Hyundai Cunt
Post by: Payman on June 14, 2017, 09:01:19 AM
Quote from: MX793 on June 14, 2017, 08:52:27 AM
The Portugese slang is spelled with a C.

Oh well, my bad. I hope it sticks.  :lol:
Title: Re: Hyundai Cunt
Post by: Payman on June 14, 2017, 09:05:12 AM
"Hey Sofia, want to go out this Saturday?"
"No thanks, I'll be home, waxing my Kona."

Title: Re: Hyundai Cunt
Post by: mzziaz on June 14, 2017, 09:42:12 AM
Honda tried this already:

http://www.livelifedrive.com/news/honda-nearly-became-worst-named-car-why-fit-jazz-name/21810
Title: Re: Hyundai Cunt
Post by: cawimmer430 on June 14, 2017, 10:02:54 AM
When I first saw the photos of this new Hyundai my first thoughts were; Inspired by the Citroen C3 and Citroen C4 Cactus.

(https://s11.postimg.org/ys416gh4z/image.jpg)

(https://s11.postimg.org/9nd0t1hoj/image.jpg)



Doesn't look that bad to be honest.
Title: Re: Hyundai Kona
Post by: Payman on June 14, 2017, 11:02:46 AM
I had to change the thread title, because my work proxy was firewalling Carspin for "pornography".  :wtf:
Title: Re: Hyundai Kona
Post by: shp4man on June 14, 2017, 11:03:44 AM
Quote from: Rockraven on June 14, 2017, 11:02:46 AM
I had to change the thread title, because my work proxy was firewalling Carspin for "pornography".  :wtf:


:lol:
Title: Re: Hyundai Kona
Post by: Submariner on June 14, 2017, 11:36:23 AM
Not sure how it's worse than "Cox" cable or "Dick's" Sporting Goods.
Title: Re: Hyundai Kona
Post by: cawimmer430 on June 14, 2017, 01:06:00 PM
Quote from: Rockraven on June 14, 2017, 11:02:46 AM
I had to change the thread title, because my work proxy was firewalling Carspin for "pornography".  :wtf:

Well, since you've asked for automotive porn...


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(https://i.wheelsage.org/pictures/d/dodge/monaco/dodge_monaco_brougham_4-door_hardtop_1.jpg)

:praise:
Title: Re: Hyundai Kona
Post by: 2o6 on June 14, 2017, 11:12:59 PM
It looks like a knockoff Citroen.


Those secret light clusters that HK likes doing look weird. The proportions are good, but the detailing of the wheel arch cladding is nonsensical.


Especially inside, it looks like the new C3 Aircross.
(https://s1.paultan.org/image/2017/06/Hyundai-Kona-Full-Gallery-07-630x420.jpg)
(https://i58.servimg.com/u/f58/18/95/57/73/waynes13.jpg)



Really suprised they just didn't ship over the Creta.

(https://i.ndtvimg.com/i/2016-11/hyundai-creta-facelift_827x510_71478678405.jpg)


Title: Re: Hyundai Kona
Post by: BimmerM3 on June 15, 2017, 12:12:31 AM
Quote from: 2o6 on June 14, 2017, 11:12:59 PM
It looks like a knockoff Citroen.


Those secret light clusters that HK likes doing look weird. The proportions are good, but the detailing of the wheel arch cladding is nonsensical.


Especially inside, it looks like the new C3 Aircross.
(https://s1.paultan.org/image/2017/06/Hyundai-Kona-Full-Gallery-07-630x420.jpg)
(https://i58.servimg.com/u/f58/18/95/57/73/waynes13.jpg)


Huh? Those look nothing alike other than the fact that they're both relatively standard interior layouts.

Even the exterior is pretty different other than the skinny headlights and the same general proportions.
Title: Re: Hyundai Kona
Post by: 2o6 on June 15, 2017, 01:11:44 AM
Quote from: BimmerM3 on June 15, 2017, 12:12:31 AM
Huh? Those look nothing alike other than the fact that they're both relatively standard interior layouts.

Even the exterior is pretty different other than the skinny headlights and the same general proportions.

Although not identical, a lot of the themes between the two are similar - especially since the Hyundai's styling direction comes from thin air. (No other Hyundai looks similar)
Title: Re: Hyundai Kona
Post by: BimmerM3 on June 15, 2017, 09:20:44 PM
Quote from: 2o6 on June 15, 2017, 01:11:44 AM
Although not identical, a lot of the themes between the two are similar - especially since the Hyundai's styling direction comes from thin air. (No other Hyundai looks similar)

Like what? Literally the only similarity I see (other than super generic stuff) is the use of an accent color, and even that is obviously applied very differently.
Title: Re: Hyundai Kona
Post by: ifcar on June 15, 2017, 09:38:41 PM
I can see it in the overall flavor of the exterior, though nothing in the interior. If I saw this car without knowing who made it, my first guess would have been Citroen. There is some Hyundai to the grille, but nothing else that points to that lineage.
Title: Re: Hyundai Kona
Post by: 12,000 RPM on June 16, 2017, 05:11:18 AM
Exterior definitely screams Citroen Cactus. Hopefully they have a different skin for Europe. I also hope it has better visibility than the cacti
Title: Re: Hyundai Kona
Post by: BimmerM3 on June 16, 2017, 11:30:58 AM
I guess I kinda sorta see it on the exterior, but it still looks a whole lot more like a cross between the Elantra and the Tucson to me. :huh:
Title: Re: Hyundai Kona
Post by: Tave on June 21, 2017, 04:56:06 PM
Citroen didn't invent nor does it hold a monopoly on two-tone roofs and black plastic body cladding.

RE: the name--even more famous than the Hawaiian island is the mountain bike company.
Title: Re: Hyundai Kona
Post by: Soup DeVille on June 21, 2017, 08:14:10 PM
Quote from: Tave on June 21, 2017, 04:56:06 PM
Citroen didn't invent nor does it hold a monopoly on two-tone roofs and black plastic body cladding.

RE: the name--even more famous than the Hawaiian island is the mountain bike company.

Fuck all y'all

It's a kind of coffee.
Title: Re: Hyundai Kona
Post by: 68_427 on June 21, 2017, 10:03:14 PM
Barf.  Ugly as sin
Title: Re: Hyundai Kona
Post by: Laconian on June 21, 2017, 11:11:22 PM
Quote from: Tave on June 21, 2017, 04:56:06 PM
Citroen didn't invent nor does it hold a monopoly on two-tone roofs and black plastic body cladding.

RE: the name--even more famous than the Hawaiian island is the mountain bike company.

It's a town, not an island!
Title: Re: Hyundai Kona
Post by: MX793 on June 22, 2017, 06:23:47 AM
Quote from: Laconian on June 21, 2017, 11:11:22 PM
It's a town, not an island!

It's a district.  Historically, there was a Kona district on each of the Hawaiian islands.
Title: Re: Hyundai Kona
Post by: BimmerM3 on June 22, 2017, 08:12:01 AM
Quote from: Soup DeVille on June 21, 2017, 08:14:10 PM
Fuck all y'all

It's a kind of coffee.

Or a brewery.

(https://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/stltoday.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/9/7e/97efce2a-02f1-58b2-a4fa-4ded0bf2df5f/50be5c7b1afa8.image.jpg)
Title: Re: Hyundai Kona
Post by: 12,000 RPM on June 22, 2017, 01:17:01 PM
EVERYTHING is a brewery. Craft beers are the Crossfit gyms of 2017.
Title: Re: Hyundai Kona
Post by: giant_mtb on June 22, 2017, 01:41:54 PM
Craft beer hit before Crossfit did. At least around here. I really dislike the cult status of Crossfit.  The overzealousness of its members ("dude, you GOTTA try it") turns me off entirely.  Not that I'd want to do it anyway, but. 
Title: Re: Hyundai Kona
Post by: Raza on June 23, 2017, 06:10:24 AM
Quote from: Soup DeVille on June 21, 2017, 08:14:10 PM
Fuck all y'all

It's a kind of coffee.

And a kind of Pepsi!
Title: Re: Hyundai Kona
Post by: cawimmer430 on June 23, 2017, 06:33:57 AM
What about.... KONO?  :lol:

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/60/24/0a/60240a65dd10143093540e332bef5b59.jpg)
Title: Re: Hyundai Kona
Post by: AltinD on June 28, 2017, 04:31:52 PM
The KIA sibling looks way better

https://www.carwow.co.uk/news/kia-stonic-suv-price-specs-release-date-3550
Title: Re: Hyundai Kona
Post by: Speed_Racer on June 28, 2017, 07:34:23 PM
Quote from: AltinD on June 28, 2017, 04:31:52 PM
The KIA sibling looks way better

https://www.carwow.co.uk/news/kia-stonic-suv-price-specs-release-date-3550

It has fish lips for a grille