The Craigslist/eBay/AutoTrader Thread

[Payman]

Sweet little '71 F100 on the local CL. Price is right. I need another truck like I need a hole in the head, but....

https://sandiego.craigslist.org/esd/cto/d/1971-ford-f100/6586545434.html

Goddamn. I wonder if that would make it back to Ontario. It would be a fun roadtrip.

[CaminoRacer]

I want a square body Suburban.

https://fortcollins.craigslist.org/cto/d/chevy-suburban/6630217374.html

[giant_mtb]

$1400????  Those kits are like $300-400 and that is definitely not a $1,000 bike.

https://up.craigslist.org/mcy/d/mt-bike/6614270142.html

[Gotta-Qik-C7]

I want a square body Suburban.

https://fortcollins.craigslist.org/cto/d/chevy-suburban/6630217374.html

LOVE SQUARE BODIES!!!!!!

[Payman]

I want a square body Suburban.

https://fortcollins.craigslist.org/cto/d/chevy-suburban/6630217374.html

His fat friend broke the steering column???   

[Payman]

$1400????  Those kits are like $300-400 and that is definitely not a $1,000 bike.

https://up.craigslist.org/mcy/d/mt-bike/6614270142.html

Jesus. $140, maybe, if it runs good.

[CaminoRacer]

His fat friend broke the steering column???   

Yeah idk what that means...

Easy fix, though.

[MexicoCityM3]

I´m going to go take a look at this on Thursday. It is for sale in a nearby city where I have an appointment.

It looks good in the ad. 26K miles, US 20K

https://auto.mercadolibre.com.mx/MLM-624740460-bmw-z4-m-2007-plata-_JM

Thoughts?

[68_427]

Seems like a good deal to me

[MexicoCityM3]

I just put down a refundable deposit to hold it until I see it Thursday. I figure if its in good shape I'll get it. This car I can sell very easily to my club friends in the future if needed at probably no loss or even a small profit.

[Raza]

I just put down a refundable deposit to hold it until I see it Thursday. I figure if its in good shape I'll get it. This car I can sell very easily to my club friends in the future if needed at probably no loss or even a small profit.

Come next year, I'll likely be buying one as well. Not a fan of silver on the Z4, but you made a great choice.

[shp4man]

This one made me laugh...

https://sandiego.craigslist.org/nsd/cto/d/1968-plymouth-roadrunner/6645372584.html

Condition   Excellent! Only $68,000! What a deal. How long has that back tire been buried in the mud? I'm not even sure it's a Roadrunner..

"4 Speed 100% Muscles car"  

[FoMoJo]

This one made me laugh...

https://sandiego.craigslist.org/nsd/cto/d/1968-plymouth-roadrunner/6645372584.html

Condition   Excellent! Only $68,000! What a deal. How long has that back tire been buried in the mud? I'm not even sure it's a Roadrunner..

"4 Speed 100% Muscles car"  

I think they got an extra 0 in the price.

[Soup DeVille]

If the dude who built this doesn't have a collection of Oakleys, a tribal tattoo, and a softball trophy in his living room, I'll eat my hat.

https://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/boa/d/2015-custom-pontoon-picnic/6643996534.html

[giant_mtb]

If the dude who built this doesn't have a collection of Oakleys, a tribal tattoo, and a softball trophy in his living room, I'll eat my hat.

https://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/boa/d/2015-custom-pontoon-picnic/6643996534.html

Where the f'k you s'posed to sit?  In a camp chair right on the edge??

[Soup DeVille]

Where the f'k you s'posed to sit?  In a camp chair right on the edge??

Its a picnic table.

[giant_mtb]

Its a picnic table.

Wait, so you just...sit on the "floor?"

[FoMoJo]

Its a picnic table.

So, is that barrel at the front with the levers a beer keg?

[Payman]

Wait, so you just...sit on the "floor?"

Lol what? It's a picnic table. The floor is down between the pontoonz.

[giant_mtb]

Lol what? It's a picnic table. The floor is down between the pontoonz.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh I get it now.

[Soup DeVille]

So, is that barrel at the front with the levers a beer keg?

Ad says it opens up into a barbecue. I'm assuming the tap handles are functional.

[giant_mtb]

Ad says it opens up into a barbecue. I'm assuming the tap handles are functional.

If they're functional, that's stupid.  Nothin' like running your tap lines through a 400 degree grill.

I imagine they're non-functional.  Where the hell you gonna fit three kegs on that muh'fucka?

[Payman]

If they're functional, that's stupid.  Nothin' like running your tap lines through a 400 degree grill.

I imagine they're non-functional.  Where the hell you gonna fit three kegs on that muh'fucka?

The pontoonz

[93JC]

https://www.kijiji.ca/v-classic-cars/calgary/classic-alfa-romeo-spider-lusso/1303594184?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

This poor bastard's been trying on and off to get rid of his Alfa Romeo for a while now. I wish I could remember what he was asking for it last year, but he's dropped it down to $17,500.

Still listed; price now down to $16,500 obo.

[93JC]

Thought of our own Morris Minor:

https://www.kijiji.ca/v-classic-cars/edmonton/1957-morris-minor/1349927096

[68_427]

Damn this is so close that it's tempting to apply for a bank loan.

https://rochester.craigslist.org/cto/d/1998-corvette-cmiles/6677627515.html

It was 1 owner for the first 45,000 miles. I bought it 2 years ago and I have put 3,000 miles on it. Just before I bought it the original owner put a new OEM plexiglass top and Borla cat back exhaust on it. Only 224 made this color. I'm selling it because my daughter is getting married and I'm putting it toward the wedding.

[dazzleman]

Damn this is so close that it's tempting to apply for a bank loan.

https://rochester.craigslist.org/cto/d/1998-corvette-cmiles/6677627515.html

That's pretty sweet and I like the color.

[68_427]

That's pretty sweet and I like the color.

How much?  We can share it.  You get it from October - March

[dazzleman]

How much?  We can share it.  You get it from October - March

So you get.the high speed driving during good weather and I get to do donuts....hmmmm

[68_427]

So you get.the high speed driving during good weather and I get to do donuts....hmmmm

You can take it down to your Florida retirement community