Sex Toy or Kitchen Utensil?

[Raza]

Be honest--no reverse image searches.

[Laconian]

Lemon reamer?

[FoMoJo]

From my experience in the kitchen, it would seem to be a lemon/lime juicer.

Never experienced anything in the bedroom that looked like that .

[Raza]

Lemon reamer?

Might be. 

It's at least dual purpose, I can tell you that. 

[MexicoCityM3]

Anything can be a sex toy. Not anything can be a kitchen utensil. So, going by base rates: sex toy it is.

[Laconian]

Anything can be a sex toy. Not anything can be a kitchen utensil. So, going by base rates: sex toy it is.

That's true. Anything. My brother sent me a medical site called "Rectal Foreign Bodies" which was a collection of hospital X-ray imagery of random objects floating around in the bellies of men and women: beer bottles, shampoo bottles, spoons, barbie dolls, light bulbs (!?!)

[Raza]

That's true. Anything. My brother sent me a medical site called "Rectal Foreign Bodies" which was a collection of hospital X-ray imagery of random objects floating around in the bellies of men and women: beer bottles, shampoo bottles, spoons, barbie dolls, light bulbs (!?!)

The light bulb is the most interesting of all things I've heard of being stuck inside of people.  I mean, how and why?  How does it not break, why do people think it's a good idea, and how does it not break?

[Soup DeVille]

That's true. Anything. My brother sent me a medical site called "Rectal Foreign Bodies" which was a collection of hospital X-ray imagery of random objects floating around in the bellies of men and women: beer bottles, shampoo bottles, spoons, barbie dolls, light bulbs (!?!)

Is that the one with the clearly visible Buzz Lightyear?

[FoMoJo]

The light bulb is the most interesting of all things I've heard of being stuck inside of people.  I mean, how and why?  How does it not break, why do people think it's a good idea, and how does it not break?

Perhaps it's the element of danger involved that gives the attraction.  Will it break?  Maybe.

[Laconian]

Is that the one with the clearly visible Buzz Lightyear?

ROFL, yes!

To infinity, and my behind!

[Raza]

I probably shouldn't have done this as a poll.  I'll just keep it running. 

It was a combination citrus reamer and muddler. 

What's this best for?  Kinky times in the bedroom or making your kids an afternoon snack....in the bedroom?  Or elsewhere, I don't know what parents do.

[Soup DeVille]

That's what happened to my whisk when the chili got a bit too hot.

[Raza]

That's what happened to my whisk when the chili got a bit too hot.

You might want to cook with less toxic waste.

[Payman]

I probably shouldn't have done this as a poll.  I'll just keep it running. 

It was a combination citrus reamer and muddler. 

What's this best for?  Kinky times in the bedroom or making your kids an afternoon snack....in the bedroom?  Or elsewhere, I don't know what parents do.

Daughter's friend brought something similar to the house, except the wires were curved and it was for massaging the head. It felt weird and sent jolts of sensation down your neck. So I imagine this is a sex toy, probably for the smaller head.

[Payman]

That's true. Anything. My brother sent me a medical site called "Rectal Foreign Bodies" which was a collection of hospital X-ray imagery of random objects floating around in the bellies of men and women: beer bottles, shampoo bottles, spoons, barbie dolls, light bulbs (!?!)

Friend is an emergency room nurse. She cannot eat potatoes anymore.

[Laconian]

Guidance counselors should have pamphlets in their offices to stop stuff like this from happening. "SO YOU'RE GOING TO PUT SOMETHING UP YOUR ASS..."

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[Raza]

Daughter's friend brought something similar to the house, except the wires were curved and it was for massaging the head. It felt weird and sent jolts of sensation down your neck. So I imagine this is a sex toy, probably for the smaller head.

[Payman]

[Raza]

Depending on which end of the hairbrush, that's a brave boy. 

[Payman]

Depending on which end of the hairbrush, that's a brave boy. 

Don't watch TV at his house.

[Raza]

I probably shouldn't have done this as a poll.  I'll just keep it running. 

It was a combination citrus reamer and muddler. 

What's this best for?  Kinky times in the bedroom or making your kids an afternoon snack....in the bedroom?  Or elsewhere, I don't know what parents do.

For the record, this is a whisk.  Soup was right on it. 


Now, what do you stick in this?  Or where do you stick it? 

[Laconian]

It's a corker?

[Raza]

It's a corker?

If that is what I think it is, no.  If it's some thing that I've never heard of, maybe. 

[Laconian]

Is it a super sleek deconstructionist techno-waifu?

[Raza]

Is it a super sleek deconstructionist techno-waifu?

If that is what I think it is, it certainly looks like it.  It's even pink.

But no.  It's not a robo-vagina.

[Laconian]

A fancy speculum?

[Raza]

A fancy speculum?

Nope.

It is a.....................







...........................................................................cock...........................



.............tail shaker!

A $145 cocktail shaker, at that.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00VI86NKE/ref=as_at?creativeASIN=B00VI86NKE&linkCode=w50&tag=geapat-20&imprToken=Ju.5X0opwmAly05JJDCKdA&slotNum=2

[shp4man]

Assburgers? 

[Laconian]

Nope.

It is a.....................







...........................................................................cock...........................



.............tail shaker!

A $145 cocktail shaker, at that.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00VI86NKE/ref=as_at?creativeASIN=B00VI86NKE&linkCode=w50&tag=geapat-20&imprToken=Ju.5X0opwmAly05JJDCKdA&slotNum=2

It's so garish. Yuck.

[giant_mtb]

Virtually every cocktail shaker I've ever used that wasn't an industrial cocktail shaker (something you'd see in a bar/restaurant) is complete garbage.  It's like paying Snap On tool price for a generic tool that looks nice, but is utter trash at its intended job.