Car Chat

Started by FoMoJo, August 26, 2014, 05:59:31 AM

Eye of the Tiger

Quote from: Laconian on February 08, 2019, 04:01:04 PM
If I send you that (or a simplified version) as a vinyl decal, will you put it on your car? I'll pay for everything including p0stage if you do.

Wow, this is tempting. But I don't want to increase the appraised value of my vehicle so much that they proportionally raise my taxes and insurance.
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Laconian

I made a pitch-perfect vinyl decal of a gigantic Calvin peeing on a stick figure family, but nobody I knew wanted it. :cry:
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cawimmer430

Quote from: Eye of the Tiger on February 08, 2019, 02:53:11 PM
Only 240? Next time, try to hit 420, and maybe you'll chill out a little bit. :rastaman:  :devil:  :pullover: :muffin: :rage:

420? That won't be a problem. I'll need a special kind of dilithium in order to neuralize the main deflector dish with a delphic subspace decompiler and an MK-33 collar with nucleonic intermix formula to tune the multiphase palm beacons. That should do the trick!  :mrcool:
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Eye of the Tiger

Quote from: cawimmer430 on February 08, 2019, 04:17:47 PM
420? That won't be a problem. I'll need a special kind of dilithium in order to neuralize the main deflector dish with a delphic subspace decompiler and an MK-33 collar with nucleonic intermix formula to tune the multiphase palm beacons. That should do the trick!  :mrcool:

Are you sure that you can't just use 1.21 jiggawatts?
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Submariner

Quote from: Eye of the Tiger on February 08, 2019, 04:05:27 PM
Wow, this is tempting. But I don't want to increase the appraised value of my vehicle so much that they proportionally raise my taxes and insurance.

I'll cover the increase in your taxes.
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Soup DeVille

Quote from: Laconian on February 08, 2019, 04:06:51 PM
I made a pitch-perfect vinyl decal of a gigantic Calvin peeing on a stick figure family, but nobody I knew wanted it. :cry:

Kevin, I don't know if I could forgive if you were to contribute to the bastardization of Calvin and Hobbes.
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

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giant_mtb

Those peeing Calvin stickers are lame and tasteless.  It's not 1996.

Laconian

Kia EV6 GT-Line / MX-5 RF 6MT

Laconian

Quote from: Soup DeVille on February 08, 2019, 07:06:13 PM
Kevin, I don't know if I could forgive if you were to contribute to the bastardization of Calvin and Hobbes.

Well, it's more like meta-bastardization, since the intent was to mock the bastardization.
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12,000 RPM

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Eye of the Tiger

That is amazing. Does it flip up like a hatchback, or is the truck bed now completely useless?
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giant_mtb


Eye of the Tiger

Oh, it can be welded, and reinforced.
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Morris Minor

#6463
I'm concerned that the heated sets manufacturers routinely put in new cars, while providing welcome warmth on winter days, may be hazardous to unsuspecting drivers and passengers.
Arses are already ideal breeding grounds for bacteria and organisms, and the added heat from external sources like modern car seats makes butt clefts into perfect environments for runaway ass rot.
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12,000 RPM

I'm sure it's no worse than summertime butt, which we have endured from day 0
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Soup DeVille

Just change your drawers on a regular basis like a civilized person, man.
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

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cawimmer430

So much traffic... slow speeds... :zzz:

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Eye of the Tiger

Quote from: Soup DeVille on February 09, 2019, 06:24:41 AM
Just change your drawers on a regular basis like a civilized person, man.

TMI, but I went to Under Armour years ago. Only on the hottest, hardest workingest summer days do I have actual problems.
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12,000 RPM

Quote from: Soup DeVille on February 09, 2019, 06:24:41 AM
Just change your drawers on a regular basis like a civilized person, man.
And bathe. Regular bathing is pretty good
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FoMoJo

Quote from: Morris Minor on February 09, 2019, 06:05:58 AM
I'm concerned that that the heated sets manufacturers routinely put in new cars, while providing welcome warmth on winter days, may be hazardous to unsuspecting drivers and passengers.
Arses are already ideal breeding grounds for bacteria and organisms, and the added heat from external sources like modern car seats makes butt clefts into perfect environments for runaway ass rot.
Bidets are often a good solution as well for a thorough, deep-down cleansing experience; if you're having that problem.
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Eye of the Tiger

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Eye of the Tiger

Quote from: FoMoJo on February 09, 2019, 07:42:24 AM
Bidets are often a good solution as well for a thorough, deep-down cleansing experience; if you're having that problem.

Bleach. It only burns for a few days.
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giant_mtb

I dunno how people can drive around with their seat heaters on all the time.  The moment I'm warm, turn that shit OFF.  I don't need to be sweating over here.

MX793

None of my cars have seat heaters because I is poor
Needs more Jiggawatts

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Submariner

2010 G-550  //  2019 GLS-550

68_427

Quote from: Eye of the Tiger on February 08, 2019, 08:46:24 PM
That is amazing. Does it flip up like a hatchback, or is the truck bed now completely useless?

It lifts up
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BimmerM3

Quote from: Eye of the Tiger on February 09, 2019, 07:36:48 AM
TMI, but I went to Under Armour years ago. Only on the hottest, hardest workingest summer days do I have actual problems.

UA makes great boxer briefs. So does Ex Officio. I use those two for pretty much anything physical.

Quote from: 12,000 RPM on February 09, 2019, 06:17:57 AM
I'm sure it's no worse than summertime butt, which we have endured from day 0
Quote from: Soup DeVille on February 09, 2019, 06:24:41 AM
Just change your drawers on a regular basis like a civilized person, man.
Quote from: 12,000 RPM on February 09, 2019, 07:37:14 AM
And bathe. Regular bathing is pretty good

Yeah if your butt crack is getting that nasty, it's not the car's fault. :lol:

Quote from: giant_mtb on February 09, 2019, 07:50:03 AM
I dunno how people can drive around with their seat heaters on all the time.  The moment I'm warm, turn that shit OFF.  I don't need to be sweating over here.

Some cars that have multiple settings can be nice on the low settings. But the Explorer is just ON/OFF so it goes OFF once the cabin warms up.

CaminoRacer

I can keep heated seats on forever. I might be cold blooded.
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cawimmer430

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Soup DeVille

Quote from: Eye of the Tiger on February 09, 2019, 07:36:48 AM
TMI, but I went to Under Armour years ago. Only on the hottest, hardest workingest summer days do I have actual problems.

There's this anti-bacterial brand that Cabela's sells that I use on long hiking trips.

But I still change the damned things. 
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

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