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Auto Talk => Jalopies => Topic started by: 93JC on January 15, 2013, 10:36:47 AM

Poll
Question: "What the fuck would make you think I'd wanna go wit' you?"
Option 1: Mitsubishi Colt votes: 1
Option 2: Honda Civic votes: 3
Option 3: Subaru Impreza votes: 4
Option 4: Horse outside votes: 5
Title: If you're looking for a ride...
Post by: 93JC on January 15, 2013, 10:36:47 AM
You're at a wedding. You're looking at a bridesmaid and she's looking back at you. What mode of transportation are you going to use to take her back to the hotel?

The Rubberbandits - Horse Outside (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8#ws)

Title: Re: If you're looking for a ride...
Post by: Raza on January 15, 2013, 10:38:31 AM
Civic. 
Title: Re: If you're looking for a ride...
Post by: CALL_911 on January 15, 2013, 10:40:18 AM
In 1992? Tough call between the Impretza and the Civic. I think I'd go for the Impretza.
Title: Re: If you're looking for a ride...
Post by: MexicoCityM3 on January 15, 2013, 02:41:39 PM
The Subaru is the less crappy of those choices.
Title: Re: If you're looking for a ride...
Post by: Raza on January 15, 2013, 02:50:48 PM
Quote from: MexicoCityM3 on January 15, 2013, 02:41:39 PM
The Subaru is the less crappy of those choices.

I'd rather have FWD and underpowered than AWD and underpowered.  Easier to get FWD to be frisky. 
Title: Re: If you're looking for a ride...
Post by: FoMoJo on January 15, 2013, 04:54:54 PM
I'd be tempted to take the horse.
Title: Re: If you're looking for a ride...
Post by: 93JC on January 15, 2013, 05:05:12 PM
Quote from: FoMoJo on January 15, 2013, 04:54:54 PM
Fuck your Honda Civic,
I've a horse outside.
Fuck your Subaru,
I have a horse outside.
And fuck your Mitsubishi,
I've a horse outside.
If you're looking for a ride,
I have a horse outside

Fixed.
Title: Re: If you're looking for a ride...
Post by: FoMoJo on January 15, 2013, 05:09:57 PM
Quote from: 93JC on January 15, 2013, 05:05:12 PM
Fixed.
It was an option, right? :huh:  Besides, what chick doesn't like horses?
Title: Re: If you're looking for a ride...
Post by: J86 on January 15, 2013, 05:12:47 PM
that is a strange strange video.
Title: Re: If you're looking for a ride...
Post by: 93JC on January 15, 2013, 05:21:26 PM
It is an option, yes, I just... made your response more precise. ;)
Title: Re: If you're looking for a ride...
Post by: 93JC on January 15, 2013, 05:24:59 PM
Quote from: J86 on January 15, 2013, 05:12:47 PM
that is a strange strange video.

Yes, yes it is. One of my former coworkers was sending it around the office one night a couple years ago while some of us were working late. I walked by the guy's desk and saw part of the video without hearing any audio. I had to ask, "Did that guy just say 'Fuck your Honda Civic'?" :lol:

Ever since it has been something of an inside joke with those guys. To this day there's one guy I worked with to whom a standard response to something he says is "Oh yeah? Well fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside."
Title: Re: If you're looking for a ride...
Post by: FoMoJo on January 15, 2013, 05:26:38 PM
Quote from: 93JC on January 15, 2013, 05:21:26 PM
It is an option, yes, I just... made your response more precise. ;)
Nah...I've always liked Honda and Mitsubishi but, compared to a horse...
Title: Re: If you're looking for a ride...
Post by: cawimmer430 on January 15, 2013, 06:05:44 PM
Mitsubishi Colt.

Just so I can tell her that "Mine doesn't shoot blanks!"  :devil:
Title: Re: If you're looking for a ride...
Post by: Onslaught on January 15, 2013, 06:08:42 PM
What car has the best resale value? I'll take that one. Cant be the Mitsushitey
Title: Re: If you're looking for a ride...
Post by: hotrodalex on January 15, 2013, 07:14:47 PM
Horse for sure. Women love 'em.
Title: Re: If you're looking for a ride...
Post by: Xer0 on January 29, 2013, 11:10:06 PM
The Civic, its got those double wishbones that makes the girls go wild  :rockon:

Title: Re: If you're looking for a ride...
Post by: Northlands on January 30, 2013, 10:52:17 AM
Civic.

Horses are hard to park and smell bad. ( I used to ride. They fucking stink. )
Title: Re: If you're looking for a ride...
Post by: Speed_Racer on January 30, 2013, 11:09:49 AM
So they're like Juggalos, but with plastic bags instead of face paint...?

I'd take the Civic.
Title: Re: If you're looking for a ride...
Post by: 93JC on January 30, 2013, 01:03:06 PM
:nono:

The only things they have in common with Insane Clown Posse is that they conceal their faces and use stage names. So do Daft Punk.