Since there's no live racing on TV right now...

Started by MX793, April 18, 2020, 11:44:50 AM

MX793

Needs more Jiggawatts

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Laconian

That's hilarious! So much cooler than my 7yo pinewood derby experience.  :lol:

Play this in the background for the real WRC YouTube clip experience. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xubrxJwLxaI
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MX793

Needs more Jiggawatts

2016 Ford Mustang GTPP / 2011 Toyota Rav4 Base AWD / 2014 Kawasaki Ninja 1000 ABS
1992 Nissan 240SX Fastback / 2004 Mazda Mazda3s / 2011 Ford Mustang V6 Premium / 2007 Suzuki GSF1250SA Bandit / 2006 VW Jetta 2.5

CaminoRacer

Quote from: Laconian on April 18, 2020, 11:55:10 AM
That's hilarious! So much cooler than my 7yo pinewood derby experience.  :lol:

I need to find an adult pinewood derby. I'd build a much better car now. (real mechanical knowledge and craftsmanship skills, plus more understanding of physics)
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Laconian

Quote from: CaminoRacer on April 19, 2020, 11:23:17 AM
I need to find an adult pinewood derby. I'd build a much better car now. (real mechanical knowledge and craftsmanship skills, plus more understanding of physics)

I could see an ironic hipster bar being made around pinewood derbies. Make the bar look like a garage woodshop, put some Cub Scout kitsch on the walls, organize tournaments every Friday and Saturday... and, of course, $$$profitable$$$ corporate team-building activities!
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AutobahnSHO

Quote from: CaminoRacer on April 19, 2020, 11:23:17 AM
I need to find an adult pinewood derby. I'd build a much better car now. (real mechanical knowledge and craftsmanship skills, plus more understanding of physics)
Quote from: Laconian on April 19, 2020, 12:22:01 PM
I could see an ironic hipster bar being made around pinewood derbies. Make the bar look like a garage woodshop, put some Cub Scout kitsch on the walls, organize tournaments every Friday and Saturday... and, of course, $$$profitable$$$ corporate team-building activities!

+1

Seems like it could be a total bar even thing. The tracks cost around $5k or so. Would be a good investment to setup once a week/ month??
Will

Soup DeVille

Quote from: Laconian on April 19, 2020, 12:22:01 PM
I could see an ironic hipster bar being made around pinewood derbies. Make the bar look like a garage woodshop, put some Cub Scout kitsch on the walls, organize tournaments every Friday and Saturday... and, of course, $$$profitable$$$ corporate team-building activities!

God, I hated the Pinewood derby as a kid, I hate it even more as a parent.
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

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giant_mtb

Quote from: AutobahnSHO on April 19, 2020, 02:32:48 PM
+1

Seems like it could be a total bar even thing. The tracks cost around $5k or so. Would be a good investment to setup once a week/ month??

...five thousand dollars?

http://www.supertimer.com/track/trackshipping.html


Laconian

Quote from: Soup DeVille on April 19, 2020, 02:35:56 PM
God, I hated the Pinewood derby as a kid, I hate it even more as a parent.

Ah, are you playing the part of the ringer dad?

The Cub Scouts with Boeing engineer dads always won. :facepalm: Note that this was BEFORE the McDonnell Douglas reverse takeover.
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CaminoRacer

Quote from: Soup DeVille on April 19, 2020, 02:35:56 PM
God, I hated the Pinewood derby as a kid, I hate it even more as a parent.

That's because you're forced into it in both cases.
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Soup DeVille

Quote from: Laconian on April 20, 2020, 12:44:08 PM
Ah, are you playing the part of the ringer dad?

The Cub Scouts with Boeing engineer dads always won. :facepalm: Note that this was BEFORE the McDonnell Douglas reverse takeover.

No, I'm playing the part of the Dad Who Could Be Ringer But Chooses not to. Which means, my boys build most of their own cars with some help; and then take their proud creations out to be stomped on by Dads Who Chose To Take Over Their Sons' Projects.

Seriously, the kid who wins every year in my youngest's den can't tie his own shoelaces. He can't pay attention to anything for even mere moments. He is completely incapable of putting the stickers on straight- but his car wons every year because his dad apparently can't stand to lose.

I could do better: I could stomp him squarely- but instead because I have an iota of integrity, I let my son build his car.
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

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MX793

Quote from: Soup DeVille on April 20, 2020, 02:54:47 PM
No, I'm playing the part of the Dad Who Could Be Ringer But Chooses not to. Which means, my boys build most of their own cars with some help; and then take their proud creations out to be stomped on by Dads Who Chose To Take Over Their Sons' Projects.

Seriously, the kid who wins every year in my youngest's den can't tie his own shoelaces. He can't pay attention to anything for even mere moments. He is completely incapable of putting the stickers on straight- but his car wons every year because his dad apparently can't stand to lose.

I could do better: I could stomp him squarely- but instead because I have an iota of integrity, I let my son build his car.

Maybe his idiot kid is a pinewood derby savant?
Needs more Jiggawatts

2016 Ford Mustang GTPP / 2011 Toyota Rav4 Base AWD / 2014 Kawasaki Ninja 1000 ABS
1992 Nissan 240SX Fastback / 2004 Mazda Mazda3s / 2011 Ford Mustang V6 Premium / 2007 Suzuki GSF1250SA Bandit / 2006 VW Jetta 2.5

Soup DeVille

Quote from: MX793 on April 20, 2020, 03:17:24 PM
Maybe his idiot kid is a pinewood derby savant?

When he was asked to pick up his car for a photo in the winner's circle, he didn't know which one was his.
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

1975 Honda CB750, 1986 Rebel Rascal (sailing dinghy), 2015 Mini Cooper, 2020 Winnebago 31H (E450), 2021 Toyota 4Runner, 2022 Lincoln Aviator

Raza

Um....this is awesome. Better than most actual racing.
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
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Quote from: the Teuton on October 05, 2009, 03:53:18 PM
It's impossible to argue with Raza. He wins. Period. End of discussion.

Raza

I'm getting the feeling watching these is going to lead me to a new expensive hobby, though.
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Quote from: the Teuton on October 05, 2009, 03:53:18 PM
It's impossible to argue with Raza. He wins. Period. End of discussion.

cawimmer430

Best thing about this? Totally emissions-free racing! Oh wait, the electricity comes from coal power plants...!?  :lol:
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AutobahnSHO

hahahahahahahaha   A pro race driver "cheated" on simulation racing. He had someone else drive for him.

:confused:

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/formula-e-driver-disqualified-cheating-234332407.html
Will