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[Eye of the Tiger]

Advance your timing and dilute your gas with used cooking oil.

That seems ... too politically correct. What if I retarded my timing and diluted my gas with polar bear blood?

[giant_mtb]

That seems ... too politically correct. What if I retarded my timing and diluted my gas with polar bear blood?

Whoah whoah whoah.  Cool it with the R word.

[Eye of the Tiger]

Whoah whoah whoah.  Cool it with the R word.

I can see the future. Engine repair manuals and technical school curricula will eventually replace "retard" with "unadvance".

[giant_mtb]

I can see the future. Engine repair manuals and technical school curricula will eventually replace "retard" with "unadvance".

They better stop abbreviating "ritardando" as "ritard." on sheet music, too.

[Soup DeVille]

I can see the future. Engine repair manuals and technical school curricula will eventually replace "retard" with "unadvance".

Network manuals have already replaced master and slave with active and passive. Master Control Relays are now Main Control Relays. Mother Boards are now Main Boards.

Eventually they'll get around to male and female connectors I'm sure.

[giant_mtb]

Eventually they'll get around to male and female connectors I'm sure.

"Pokey bit" and "pokey bit receptacle."

[Soup DeVille]

"Pokey bit" and "pokey bit receptacle."

"oppressor" and "victim."

[Submariner]

I can see the future. Engine repair manuals and technical school curricula will eventually replace "retard" with "unadvance".

You must slow to learn your timing down.

[Submariner]

"Pokey bit" and "pokey bit receptacle."

That sounds pretty rapey to me. 

[Eye of the Tiger]

"oppressor" and "victim."

Is it really a "victim" if it enjoys being "oppressed"?

[Soup DeVille]

Is it really a "victim" if it enjoys being "oppressed"?

To the re-education camps with you!

[giant_mtb]

To the re-education camps with you!

See, "re-education" is an honorable term. It implies that you were previously educated and just need a refresh!

[Eye of the Tiger]

See, "re-education" is an honorable term. It implies that you were previously educated and just need a refresh!

Well, I am failing at school right now, so I am not educated.

[Eye of the Tiger]

Doge radiator fan relay melted and stuck on. Fan all day, every day.
New relay is $17.99 from parts store. LOL. I got five relays on Amazon for $8. Zhong Tong!

[FoMoJo]

Well, I am failing at school right now, so I am not educated.

Get your nose on the grindstone then.

[Eye of the Tiger]

Get your nose on the grindstone then.

I have problems.

[Soup DeVille]

See, "re-education" is an honorable term. It implies that you were previously educated and just need a refresh!

Yes, I was taught the male connector is inserted into the female connector. I should be subjected to electroshock therapy for such ideas.

[FoMoJo]

Yes, I was taught the male connector is inserted into the female connector. I should be subjected to electroshock therapy for such ideas.

Yeah, it helps too if you put a bit of lubricant on it, especially if it's a tight fit.

[Eye of the Tiger]

Yes, I was taught the male connector is inserted into the female connector. I should be subjected to electroshock therapy for such ideas.

I was taught that female connectors are not toys, and should be appreciated for their other qualities before attempting to insert the male connector. In lieu of that, I have found the male connector can fit into the reverse side of another male connector.

[FoMoJo]

I was taught that female connectors are not toys, and should be appreciated for their other qualities before attempting to insert the male connector. In lieu of that, I have found the male connector can fit into the reverse side of another male connector.

Apparently, male connectors are inserted into any number of receptacles, even many where they don't belong, or don't even fit.

[Laconian]

Yes, I was taught the male connector is inserted into the female connector. I should be subjected to electroshock therapy for such ideas.

Large flat metal plates which can't commit to being cavities or prongs.

[Eye of the Tiger]

Ranger = sold

[Eye of the Tiger]

Notice: You are now in VIOLATION of the 3 Car Minimum Rule. A $25 fine will be charged per day until a third vehicle is acquired.

[Eye of the Tiger]

 

[FoMoJo]

Ranger = sold

That's kinda sad.

[Eye of the Tiger]

To make myself feel better, I got a fancy exhaust tip for the Doge.

[CaminoRacer]

Notice: You are now in VIOLATION of the 3 Car Minimum Rule. A $25 fine will be charged per day until a third vehicle is acquired.

I'm no longer in violation

[Submariner]

To make myself feel better, I got a fancy exhaust tip for the Doge.

Just the tip?

[Eye of the Tiger]

Just the tip?

Just the tip. After all, it is big, and black.

[Eye of the Tiger]

Oh, that?



That's just my big, black tip. Welded on with many pieces of scrap pipe.