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Title: Who wants "whale penis leather" seats in their SUV?
Post by: cawimmer430 on October 22, 2009, 09:46:59 AM
The Russkies.  :facepalm:



(http://images.thecarconnection.com/med/dartz-pombron-monaco-red-diamond-edition_100231180_m.jpg)

If you thought Hummers were politically incorrect, just wait until you see the Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition SUV from Russia?s RussoBaltique. Costing upwards of $1,450,000, the highly modified SUV features exclusive materials such as whale-penis leather for the seats, gold-plating for the window surrounds, gauges encrusted with diamonds and rubies and an exhaust system made from tungsten.

The whale-penis leather, incidentally, is the same as that used by Greek shipping magnate Aristotle Onassis on the yacht Christina O.

Other features include Kevlar coating for added protection and three bottles of one of the world?s most expensive Vodka, RussoBaltique.

Two different versions are offered, both with V-8 powerplants. The ?base? model develops up to 400-horsepower, while the range topper puts out a heady 536-horsepower, and both offer ?rocket grenade-proof? protection.

The company behind the vehicle, RussoBaltique, is the same one that built armored vehicles for Tsar Nicholas, Vladimir Lenin and Leon Trotsky. Interested buyers will have to wait until it makes its official debut at next year?s Top Marques Monaco luxury autos event.


Link: http://www.motorauthority.com/blog/1036904_russias-russobaltique-builds-worlds-most-expensive-suv
Title: Re: Who wants "whale penis leather" seats in their SUV?
Post by: SVT666 on October 22, 2009, 10:10:28 AM
Forget penis leather, I want whale vagina leather seats.
Title: Re: Who wants "whale penis leather" seats in their SUV?
Post by: Eye of the Tiger on October 22, 2009, 10:25:41 AM
I bet it's real soft.
Title: Re: Who wants "whale penis leather" seats in their SUV?
Post by: J86 on October 22, 2009, 05:30:42 PM
Christina O is gorgeous at least.
Title: Re: Who wants "whale penis leather" seats in their SUV?
Post by: NomisR on October 22, 2009, 05:51:56 PM
Quote from: HEMI666 on October 22, 2009, 10:10:28 AM
Forget penis leather, I want whale vagina leather seats.

It'll smell like fish
Title: Re: Who wants "whale penis leather" seats in their SUV?
Post by: NomisR on October 22, 2009, 05:52:19 PM
The thing looks like it's made from legos
Title: Re: Who wants "whale penis leather" seats in their SUV?
Post by: Eye of the Tiger on October 22, 2009, 05:54:02 PM
Quote from: NomisR on October 22, 2009, 05:51:56 PM
It'll smell like fish

Whales are mammals!  :rage:
Title: Re: Who wants "whale penis leather" seats in their SUV?
Post by: the Teuton on October 22, 2009, 05:55:25 PM
That is so fucking cool.
Title: Re: Who wants "whale penis leather" seats in their SUV?
Post by: Submariner on October 22, 2009, 06:05:49 PM
If LAV's have a hard time stopping RPG's, somehow I doubt this will be able to hold up.
Title: Re: Who wants "whale penis leather" seats in their SUV?
Post by: Payman on October 22, 2009, 07:11:32 PM
Rub the seats a little and they get firmer.
Title: Re: Who wants "whale penis leather" seats in their SUV?
Post by: 68_427 on October 22, 2009, 08:10:26 PM
This is awesome.
Title: Re: Who wants "whale penis leather" seats in their SUV?
Post by: Rupert on October 22, 2009, 08:33:53 PM
I guess the dicks really are on the inside of gaudy SUVs...
Title: Re: Who wants "whale penis leather" seats in their SUV?
Post by: Atomic on October 27, 2009, 05:23:58 PM
i do not believe in killing whales. i say, circumcise and use the foreskin!
Title: Re: Who wants "whale penis leather" seats in their SUV?
Post by: NomisR on October 27, 2009, 05:32:56 PM
dorky leather...
Title: Re: Who wants "whale penis leather" seats in their SUV?
Post by: the Teuton on October 27, 2009, 06:31:43 PM
They have to call it the Moby Dick package.
Title: Re: Who wants "whale penis leather" seats in their SUV?
Post by: J86 on October 27, 2009, 06:40:55 PM
Quote from: the Teuton on October 27, 2009, 06:31:43 PM
They have to call it the Moby Dick package.

especially if its white :lol:
Title: Re: Who wants "whale penis leather" seats in their SUV?
Post by: FoMoJo on October 27, 2009, 06:46:55 PM
Who wants "whale penis leather" seats in their SUV?

Rich Russians with bad taste and small peckers; so it seems. :huh:
Title: Re: Who wants "whale penis leather" seats in their SUV?
Post by: Tave on October 27, 2009, 09:07:40 PM
I would like yards worth of whale penis in my next car. In fact I would like a whale penis track suit, whale penis socks, whale penis underwear, and whale penis shoes made to go along with it. And whale penis driving gloves.
Title: Re: Who wants "whale penis leather" seats in their SUV?
Post by: S204STi on October 28, 2009, 09:06:44 AM
Whale scrotum, yes.  Penis?  No.
Title: Re: Who wants "whale penis leather" seats in their SUV?
Post by: Raza on October 28, 2009, 11:44:06 AM
Quote from: Tave on October 27, 2009, 09:07:40 PM
I would like yards worth of whale penis in my next car. In fact I would like a whale penis track suit, whale penis socks, whale penis underwear, and whale penis shoes made to go along with it. And whale penis driving gloves.

Whale penis condoms!
Title: Re: Who wants "whale penis leather" seats in their SUV?
Post by: Payman on October 28, 2009, 01:19:02 PM
Whale penis leisure suit!  :rockon:

(http://www.shaunsayre.com/70s/fads/leisuresuit.jpg)
Title: Re: Who wants "whale penis leather" seats in their SUV?
Post by: Tave on October 28, 2009, 01:26:10 PM
Quote from: Raza  link=topic=20267.msg1190378#msg1190378 date=1256751846
Whale penis condoms!

Yes. And a whale penis wallet.


Oh! Oh! And a whale penis hat.

Quote from: Payman on October 28, 2009, 01:19:02 PM
Whale penis leisure suit!  :rockon:
:hesaid:
Title: Re: Who wants "whale penis leather" seats in their SUV?
Post by: Submariner on October 28, 2009, 02:11:36 PM
(http://www.gtspirit.com/wp-content/gallery/dartz_kombat_t68/kombat-005.jpg)

The climate controls, the gauge's and the steering wheel are all from the Chevy parts bin, and evidently, the engine is the 8.1l big block V-8.  Is this vehicle on a GM platform?
Title: Re: Who wants "whale penis leather" seats in their SUV?
Post by: S204STi on October 28, 2009, 02:12:51 PM
Quote from: Submariner on October 28, 2009, 02:11:36 PM
(http://www.gtspirit.com/wp-content/gallery/dartz_kombat_t68/kombat-005.jpg)

The climate controls, the gauge's and the steering wheel are all from the Chevy parts bin.  Is this vehicle on a GM platform?

Ha, that steering wheel and those seats, the HVAC controls and lighting/T-case, and other switch gear in the center console are from a previous-gen C/K pickup, and the IPC is a re-skin out of a GM truck too.  And no, I'm not seeing things.  I wonder what else they ripped off in this effort?
Title: Re: Who wants "whale penis leather" seats in their SUV?
Post by: Payman on October 28, 2009, 02:43:12 PM
This is the answer to untold riches: buy a 4x4 truck, replace the body with a butch looking SUV shell, slap some turbos on the engine, and skin the inside with baby seal pelts. Sell to rich Arabs for $1,000,000 a pop.


(http://images.google.ca/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://dartz.eu/mce/uploads/tmceimages/prombron/prombron1111.jpg&usg=AFQjCNE3FZMzkQBMX96ULLEollsPaTfYsQ)
Title: Re: Who wants "whale penis leather" seats in their SUV?
Post by: Submariner on October 28, 2009, 04:19:50 PM
Quote from: R-inge on October 28, 2009, 02:12:51 PM
Ha, that steering wheel and those seats, the HVAC controls and lighting/T-case, and other switch gear in the center console are from a previous-gen C/K pickup, and the IPC is a re-skin out of a GM truck too.  And no, I'm not seeing things.  I wonder what else they ripped off in this effort?

Ahh, I thought those door pulls looked familiar.  Those are from the generation before the last, if I'm not mistaken. 
Title: Re: Who wants "whale penis leather" seats in their SUV?
Post by: Submariner on October 28, 2009, 04:21:12 PM
I think I'd rather just pony up another 700,000 and buy two veyrons, and have my party of four go 2x2.
Title: Re: Who wants "whale penis leather" seats in their SUV?
Post by: NomisR on October 28, 2009, 05:37:54 PM
Quote from: Payman on October 28, 2009, 02:43:12 PM
This is the answer to untold riches: buy a 4x4 truck, replace the body with a butch looking SUV shell, slap some turbos on the engine, and skin the inside with baby seal pelts. Sell to rich Arabs for $1,000,000 a pop.



OMG, I want a car covered in baby seal pelts!!
Title: Re: Who wants "whale penis leather" seats in their SUV?
Post by: Catman on October 28, 2009, 06:08:26 PM
Wow, couldn't be any more hideous. :facepalm:
Title: Re: Who wants "whale penis leather" seats in their SUV?
Post by: the Teuton on October 28, 2009, 08:33:52 PM
Is that real whale penis leather?
Title: Re: Who wants "whale penis leather" seats in their SUV?
Post by: Payman on October 28, 2009, 08:42:30 PM
Quote from: the Teuton on October 28, 2009, 08:33:52 PM
Is that real whale penis leather?

Ever hear of simulated whale penis leather?

Actually, I never heard of whale penis leather until this thread...
Title: Re: Who wants "whale penis leather" seats in their SUV?
Post by: Submariner on October 28, 2009, 08:53:24 PM
Quote from: Catman on October 28, 2009, 06:08:26 PM
Wow, couldn't be any more hideous. :facepalm:

Well...

(http://img374.imageshack.us/img374/6636/ellie113cg4.jpg)

Too mean?
Title: Re: Who wants "whale penis leather" seats in their SUV?
Post by: Laconian on October 28, 2009, 09:19:47 PM
Quote from: Payman on October 28, 2009, 08:42:30 PM
Ever hear of simulated whale penis leather?
Oh, you mean whale penisette, available on base model RussoBaltiques?
Title: Re: Who wants "whale penis leather" seats in their SUV?
Post by: Payman on October 28, 2009, 09:31:54 PM
Quote from: Laconian on October 28, 2009, 09:19:47 PM
Oh, you mean whale penisette, available on base model RussoBaltiques?

Porpoise penis pleather. Say that fast 5 times.
Title: Re: Who wants "whale penis leather" seats in their SUV?
Post by: Laconian on October 28, 2009, 09:51:53 PM
Pale Pansy Prussians Pick Porpoise Penis Pleather
Title: Re: Who wants "whale penis leather" seats in their SUV?
Post by: Payman on October 28, 2009, 10:09:02 PM
Pudgy Prussians Prefer Prombron's Purple Porpoise Penis Pleather.  :ohyeah:
Title: Re: Who wants "whale penis leather" seats in their SUV?
Post by: Laconian on October 28, 2009, 11:02:45 PM
My tongue, it's tied.
Title: Re: Who wants "whale penis leather" seats in their SUV?
Post by: Rupert on October 29, 2009, 02:03:23 PM
Ha!