The Russkies. :facepalm:
(http://images.thecarconnection.com/med/dartz-pombron-monaco-red-diamond-edition_100231180_m.jpg)
If you thought Hummers were politically incorrect, just wait until you see the Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition SUV from Russia?s RussoBaltique. Costing upwards of $1,450,000, the highly modified SUV features exclusive materials such as whale-penis leather for the seats, gold-plating for the window surrounds, gauges encrusted with diamonds and rubies and an exhaust system made from tungsten.
The whale-penis leather, incidentally, is the same as that used by Greek shipping magnate Aristotle Onassis on the yacht Christina O.
Other features include Kevlar coating for added protection and three bottles of one of the world?s most expensive Vodka, RussoBaltique.
Two different versions are offered, both with V-8 powerplants. The ?base? model develops up to 400-horsepower, while the range topper puts out a heady 536-horsepower, and both offer ?rocket grenade-proof? protection.
The company behind the vehicle, RussoBaltique, is the same one that built armored vehicles for Tsar Nicholas, Vladimir Lenin and Leon Trotsky. Interested buyers will have to wait until it makes its official debut at next year?s Top Marques Monaco luxury autos event.
Link: http://www.motorauthority.com/blog/1036904_russias-russobaltique-builds-worlds-most-expensive-suv
Forget penis leather, I want whale vagina leather seats.
I bet it's real soft.
Christina O is gorgeous at least.
Quote from: HEMI666 on October 22, 2009, 10:10:28 AM
Forget penis leather, I want whale vagina leather seats.
It'll smell like fish
The thing looks like it's made from legos
That is so fucking cool.
If LAV's have a hard time stopping RPG's, somehow I doubt this will be able to hold up.
Rub the seats a little and they get firmer.
This is awesome.
I guess the dicks really are on the inside of gaudy SUVs...
i do not believe in killing whales. i say, circumcise and use the foreskin!
dorky leather...
They have to call it the Moby Dick package.
Quote from: the Teuton on October 27, 2009, 06:31:43 PM
They have to call it the Moby Dick package.
especially if its white :lol:
Who wants "whale penis leather" seats in their SUV?
Rich Russians with bad taste and small peckers; so it seems. :huh:
I would like yards worth of whale penis in my next car. In fact I would like a whale penis track suit, whale penis socks, whale penis underwear, and whale penis shoes made to go along with it. And whale penis driving gloves.
Whale scrotum, yes. Penis? No.
Quote from: Tave on October 27, 2009, 09:07:40 PM
I would like yards worth of whale penis in my next car. In fact I would like a whale penis track suit, whale penis socks, whale penis underwear, and whale penis shoes made to go along with it. And whale penis driving gloves.
Whale penis condoms!
Whale penis leisure suit! :rockon:
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Whale penis condoms!
Yes. And a whale penis wallet.
Oh! Oh! And a whale penis hat.
Quote from: Payman on October 28, 2009, 01:19:02 PM
Whale penis leisure suit! :rockon:
:hesaid:
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The climate controls, the gauge's and the steering wheel are all from the Chevy parts bin, and evidently, the engine is the 8.1l big block V-8. Is this vehicle on a GM platform?
Quote from: Submariner on October 28, 2009, 02:11:36 PM
(http://www.gtspirit.com/wp-content/gallery/dartz_kombat_t68/kombat-005.jpg)
The climate controls, the gauge's and the steering wheel are all from the Chevy parts bin. Is this vehicle on a GM platform?
Ha, that steering wheel and those seats, the HVAC controls and lighting/T-case, and other switch gear in the center console are from a previous-gen C/K pickup, and the IPC is a re-skin out of a GM truck too. And no, I'm not seeing things. I wonder what else they ripped off in this effort?
This is the answer to untold riches: buy a 4x4 truck, replace the body with a butch looking SUV shell, slap some turbos on the engine, and skin the inside with baby seal pelts. Sell to rich Arabs for $1,000,000 a pop.
(http://images.google.ca/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://dartz.eu/mce/uploads/tmceimages/prombron/prombron1111.jpg&usg=AFQjCNE3FZMzkQBMX96ULLEollsPaTfYsQ)
Quote from: R-inge on October 28, 2009, 02:12:51 PM
Ha, that steering wheel and those seats, the HVAC controls and lighting/T-case, and other switch gear in the center console are from a previous-gen C/K pickup, and the IPC is a re-skin out of a GM truck too. And no, I'm not seeing things. I wonder what else they ripped off in this effort?
Ahh, I thought those door pulls looked familiar. Those are from the generation before the last, if I'm not mistaken.
I think I'd rather just pony up another 700,000 and buy two veyrons, and have my party of four go 2x2.
Quote from: Payman on October 28, 2009, 02:43:12 PM
This is the answer to untold riches: buy a 4x4 truck, replace the body with a butch looking SUV shell, slap some turbos on the engine, and skin the inside with baby seal pelts. Sell to rich Arabs for $1,000,000 a pop.
OMG, I want a car covered in baby seal pelts!!
Wow, couldn't be any more hideous. :facepalm:
Is that real whale penis leather?
Quote from: the Teuton on October 28, 2009, 08:33:52 PM
Is that real whale penis leather?
Ever hear of
simulated whale penis leather?
Actually, I never heard of whale penis leather until this thread...
Quote from: Catman on October 28, 2009, 06:08:26 PM
Wow, couldn't be any more hideous. :facepalm:
Well...
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Too mean?
Quote from: Payman on October 28, 2009, 08:42:30 PM
Ever hear of simulated whale penis leather?
Oh, you mean whale penisette, available on base model RussoBaltiques?
Quote from: Laconian on October 28, 2009, 09:19:47 PM
Oh, you mean whale penisette, available on base model RussoBaltiques?
Porpoise penis pleather. Say
that fast 5 times.
Pale Pansy Prussians Pick Porpoise Penis Pleather
Pudgy Prussians Prefer Prombron's Purple Porpoise Penis Pleather. :ohyeah:
My tongue, it's tied.
Ha!