Audi V8 Quattro

[Vinsanity]

LOL I was busy digging up that article while you guys were bickering...I love dropping in at the most opportune moments

[280Z Turbo]

HA! 

I'm going to hire Tiff Needell to drive my car.

[Eye of the Tiger]

I'm going to hire Tiff Needell to drive my car.

I'll drive it reeeeeeeal good. 

[280Z Turbo]

I'll drive it reeeeeeeal good. 

You break it, you buy it.

[CJ]

It has headlight wipers!!!  I require a video.

[Eye of the Tiger]

You break it, you buy it.

And you think Tiff Needell is going to drive your car?

[Eye of the Tiger]

It has headlight wipers!!!  I require a video.

If I can find the switch, perhaps. There are just so many switches!

[J86]

If I can find the switch, perhaps. There are just so many switches!

If it's like a Saab, when you hit the windshield washers, the headlight ones go.

[280Z Turbo]

And you think Tiff Needell is going to drive your car?

I'll lure him here with crumpets and tea.

Where do you get such tiny wipers?

[280Z Turbo]

If it's like a Saab, when you hit the windshield washers, the headlight ones go.

My 9000 had the wipers removed for some reason.

[J86]

My 9000 had the wipers removed for some reason.

hmm, pity, I got an absolutely inordinate amount of amusement from those things.

[Eye of the Tiger]

LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT... YOU'RE ACTUALLY BUYING AN AUDI V8 QUATTRO? YOU FUCKING NUTCASE! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?   

Rawwwng? Nuthin is rawn, dude! It's a luvely car! Let us selebrayte with good beer and good smoke!


WAKE UP, MAN! YOU CAN'T EVEN AFFORD TO PAY ATTENTION IN CLASS, LET ALONE PAY FOR A NEW TIMING BELT ON AN AUDI V8 QUATTRO! YOU'RE FUCKING YOURSELF!

Shuts up jo0 si11y bra1n. I luvs it. 

FUCK YOU. YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME. 

That cuz ur a idiot and ur boaring. 

[the Teuton]

Yeah, if I'm there!

I've heard of 2.5RSs taking EJ20 WRXs before.  I wouldn't have a snowball's chance in hell in a straight line, but if I get my suspension worked out, it will be a fun weekend.  Believe me.  We'll have to trade cars for a little bit.

In any case, the weekend will be devoted to terrorizing Nick since he will have a nice car.  'Twill be fun.  Once again, congrats, Nick.

[TheIntrepid]

Congratulations, NIck!

[Laconian]

Wow, these suckers are cheap.
http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/car/474841272.html

Are there any ticking time bombs with this model? Or are they just forgotten?

Congratulations, Nick! That looks like a nice car, no flame stickers necessary.

[CALL_911]

Wow, these suckers are cheap.
http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/car/474841272.html

Are there any ticking time bombs with this model? Or are they just forgotten?

Congratulations, Nick! That looks like a nice car, no flame stickers necessary.

Weren't very popular when they were new. Yeah, forgotten.

[Eye of the Tiger]

I've heard of 2.5RSs taking EJ20 WRXs before.  I wouldn't have a snowball's chance in hell in a straight line, but if I get my suspension worked out, it will be a fun weekend.  Believe me.  We'll have to trade cars for a little bit.

In any case, the weekend will be devoted to terrorizing Nick since he will have a nice car.  'Twill be fun.  Once again, congrats, Nick.

I am not worried about your futile attempts to terrorize me, for I will be subjecting myself to the pleasures of heated leather seats, a Bose premium sound system, power sunroof, cruise control, and heated windshield washer nozzles.

[Eye of the Tiger]

Wow, these suckers are cheap.
http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/car/474841272.html

Are there any ticking time bombs with this model? Or are they just forgotten?

Congratulations, Nick! That looks like a nice car, no flame stickers necessary.

Get it! I don't think there are any time bombs in these cars. They are just rare and forgotten.

[the Teuton]

That and the 1986 Audi pedal scare drove people away from these cars like the plague.  Had it not been for that, Audi might be out-selling BMW right now.  That probably killed any shot of anyone thinking that anything before  1995 was a safe car.

[Raza]

Congratulations, Nicholas.  It really does seem like a nice car.  And thank god we don't have to hear about your '$+33m and '$c0r+ anymore.

[280Z Turbo]

Congratulations, Nicholas.  It really does seem like a nice car.  And thank god we don't have to hear about your '$+33m and '$c0r+ anymore.

Agreed.

[CALL_911]

Congratulations, Nicholas.  It really does seem like a nice car.  And thank god we don't have to hear about your '$+33m and '$c0r+ anymore.

YES.

[the Teuton]

Congratulations, Nicholas.  It really does seem like a nice car.  And thank god we don't have to hear about your '$+33m and '$c0r+ anymore.

Did you really mind those two little cars?  I thought what he did with the 'St33m was awesome.

[280Z Turbo]

Did you really mind those two little cars?  I thought what he did with the 'St33m was awesome.

teh flamez?

[The Pirate]

I must confess, I am a bit envious.  Good find, and be sure to post up some pics and vids ASAP!

[Eye of the Tiger]

Congratulations, Nicholas.  It really does seem like a nice car.  And thank god we don't have to hear about your '$+33m and '$c0r+ anymore.

The 'sc0rt will still be around for a while, I hope. There will be plenty of 'sc0rt talk.

BTW, the 'sc0rt seems to have a problem downshifting from 3rd gear. As in, I floor it from a stop, and it takes off in 3rd gear. Not even a Suzuki Samurai can beat that for slowness.

[S204STi]

I've heard of 2.5RSs taking EJ20 WRXs before.  I wouldn't have a snowball's chance in hell in a straight line, but if I get my suspension worked out, it will be a fun weekend.  Believe me.  We'll have to trade cars for a little bit.

In any case, the weekend will be devoted to terrorizing Nick since he will have a nice car.  'Twill be fun.  Once again, congrats, Nick.

Meh, my old Legacy had some moves, so I'm sure yours would do ok.  Theoretically the GD Wagon is very similar to the GC series cars; the Sedan less so, but it's mainly a matter of suspension geometry.  Seems they had it figured out a decade before...

But lets make one thing clear, I would pwn you.  I have m@d skillz, dawg. 

Seriously though, I need to see if I can make it to Beaverun...

[the Teuton]

teh flamez?

The KYB GR2 suspension with the VW +1 wheels?  Are we looking at the same car here?

[280Z Turbo]

The 'sc0rt will still be around for a while, I hope. There will be plenty of 'sc0rt talk.

BTW, the 'sc0rt seems to have a problem downshifting from 3rd gear. As in, I floor it from a stop, and it takes off in 3rd gear. Not even a Suzuki Samurai can beat that for slowness.

You're lugging it!

You're going to burn up the bearings.

[the Teuton]

Meh, my old Legacy had some moves, so I'm sure yours would do ok.  Theoretically the GD Wagon is very similar to the GC series cars; the Sedan less so, but it's mainly a matter of suspension geometry.  Seems they had it figured out a decade before...

But lets make one thing clear, I would pwn you.  I have m@d skillz, dawg. 

Seriously though, I need to see if I can make it to Beaverun...

I will guarantee you a place to stay for free if you make it.  That is a promise.  I might have to make one of the youngins sleep in their car, but it you have a sleeping bag, I will find you a couch.