Audi V8 Quattro

[Raza]

It might hurt the car if you drove it regularly: but the fact that she doesn't care about its performance enough to spend an extra 20 cents a gallon on it means she probably drives it like there's block tied to the bottom of the gas pedal.

You never know with women. 

[Soup DeVille]

You never know with women. 

This is too true.

[280Z Turbo]

The Audi is a turbo.  I would not buy that car after your mom's done with it. 

(I hear that, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, it doesn't hurt the car, blah, blah, blah)

Am I a bad boy for putting regular in the Z?

[TheIntrepid]

My Camry's fuel economy meter goes up when accelerating, and it pisses my mom off "VHAT VAS THE POINT OF BUYING A HYBRID IF IT TAKES UP 30L/100KM WHILE ACCELERATING!?"

[thewizard16]

My Camry's fuel economy meter goes up when accelerating, and it pisses my mom off "VHAT VAS THE POINT OF BUYING A HYBRID IF IT TAKES UP 30L/100KM WHILE ACCELERATING!?"

Haha. I love people that have no clue how things work.

[Raza]

Am I a bad boy for putting regular in the Z?

Yeah, but girls like the bad boys.

[S204STi]

No Doz plus Red Bull plus vodka plus cocaine plus huffing brake cleaner is even better.

Hard Core!!!

[TheIntrepid]

Haha. I love people that have no clue how things work.

Me too... except I got yelled at the other night because I wasn't "driving it like you're supposed to drive a Hybrid"

[Soup DeVille]

Me too... except I got yelled at the other night because I wasn't "driving it like you're supposed to drive a Hybrid"

How is one suposed to drive a hybrid automobile?

[TheIntrepid]

How is one suposed to drive a hybrid automobile?

Point was, mom got pissy as I accelerated and the meter went up. She knows nothing and bitched at me when she accidentally turned off the "auto" switch on the lights and they didn't come on.

[Soup DeVille]

Point was, mom got pissy as I accelerated and the meter went up. She knows nothing and bitched at me when she accidentally turned off the "auto" switch on the lights and they didn't come on.

My question is: how do you accelerate and have the meter not go up?

Raise the sails and head downwind?

[thewizard16]

How is one suposed to drive a hybrid automobile?

Evidently they're not supposed to accelerate.

[TheIntrepid]

My question is: how do you accelerate and have the meter not go up?

Raise the sails and head downwind?

The latter is what i should do wiht the Trep.

[CALL_911]

It might hurt the car if you drove it regularly: but the fact that she doesn't care about its performance enough to spend an extra 20 cents a gallon on it means she probably drives it like there's block tied to the bottom of the gas pedal.

You do have a point. Honestly, I don't think mom has ever gone more than like 70 in the car. If anyone's used the car to its potential, it's dad. And he hardly even drives it anymore. I guess for her needs it works. BTW, she has never taken a car to redline, and whenever I rev the Audi's engine, she gets mad at me.

[CALL_911]

Me too.

Resonator!

[Vinsanity]

How is one suposed to drive a hybrid automobile?

apparently, like that one guy who shuts off his engine to coast downhill

[Soup DeVille]

You do have a point. Honestly, I don't think mom has ever gone more than like 70 in the car. If anyone's used the car to its potential, it's dad. And he hardly even drives it anymore. I guess for her needs it works. BTW, she has never taken a car to redline, and whenever I rev the Audi's engine, she gets mad at me.

You folks have some funny moms...

[TheIntrepid]

BTW, she has never taken a car to redline, and whenever I rev the Audi's engine, she gets mad at me.

+1 about my mom.

[280Z Turbo]

Yeah, but girls like the bad boys.

My car was made to run on regular gas even though OMG...it's a turbo. It doesn't hurt it. The compression, AFR's, timing, and boost is low enough for it.

[CALL_911]

You folks have some funny moms...

With cars, most certainly.

[CALL_911]

When I say mad, she just says "stop!" Not like really mad, I just used that for lack of a better term.

[Eye of the Tiger]

My mom yelled at me for using all her gas when I floored it in her new Expedition. I was just trying to merge on the highway, so excuse me if it requires wide open throttle and 5,000 rpms of V8 fury to get that three-ton behemoth moving!

[the Teuton]

My mom yelled at me for using all her gas when I floored it in her new Expedition. I was just trying to merge on the highway, so excuse me if it requires wide open throttle and 5,000 rpms of V8 fury to get that three-ton behemoth moving!

Your mom, not uber bitch 'St33m stealer, right?

[Soup DeVille]

My mom yelled at me for using all her gas when I floored it in her new Expedition. I was just trying to merge on the highway, so excuse me if it requires wide open throttle and 5,000 rpms of V8 fury to get that three-ton behemoth moving!

Yes, because when she bought the Expo, she had no idea it burned gasoline!

[Eye of the Tiger]

Your mom, not uber bitch 'St33m stealer, right?

yeah, the real mom.
it didn't really help the situation because I took the keys and told her I'm driving. She never seems to like it when I drive - or maybe she just enjoys driving herself it so much, but I don't quite believe that.

[Eye of the Tiger]

Yes, because when she bought the Expo, she had no idea it burned gasoline!

She said the same thing when ever I winded out the engine in her Ford Escort. I just think she doesn't like it when the engine gets loud.

[CALL_911]

In 24 hours, you shall be the owner of an Audi V8 quattro!

[TheIntrepid]

ORLY

[Eye of the Tiger]

ORLY

OMG DON'T TALK ANY SHIT OR I'LL DELETE MY THREAD

[Raghavan]

OMG DON'T TALK ANY SHIT OR I'LL DELETE MY THREAD