Audi V8 Quattro

[Eye of the Tiger]

you have a heated door lock?

It gets cold here.

[heelntoe]

okay, so i did interpret that correctly.
did you figure out how to make the mpg gauge work?

[Eye of the Tiger]

okay, so i did interpret that correctly.
did you figure out how to make the mpg gauge work?

Oh yes. The control for the mpg/avg mpg/avg mph/time display is on the end of the wiper stalk. 

[280Z Turbo]

Oh yeah? Well, it sounds like your mom is a lot more awesome than you are. 

It's all about hp/L, n00b.

[Eye of the Tiger]

It's all about hp/L, n00b.

In that case, my nitro R/C car > every other car ever made.

[Soup DeVille]

You will find your shop manuals here

[Eye of the Tiger]

You will find your shop manuals here

Crap. $90 and I have to download a 230MB file. 

[Soup DeVille]

Crap. $90 and I have to download a 230MB file. 

Yeah, but it could be worse. At least it's online and has been found for you.

It took my three weeks to find a NOS shop manual for the Cadillac, and it still cost me almost $90.

[omicron]

Yeah, but it could be worse. At least it's online and has been found for you.

It took my three weeks to find a NOS shop manual for the Cadillac, and it still cost me almost $90.

What an un-necessary purchase! The Cadillac does not go wrong. Ever.

[Vinsanity]

What an un-necessary purchase! The Cadillac does not go wrong. Ever.

that's reassuring

[Eye of the Tiger]

What an un-necessary purchase! The Cadillac does not go wrong. Ever.

Oh, and I supposed the Audi is just one big failure, huh?   

[Raghavan]

What an un-necessary purchase! The Cadillac does not go wrong. Ever.

Cadillacs always go wrong!

[omicron]

Oh, and I supposed the Audi is just one big failure, huh?  

Audi V8s are almost as invincible!

[omicron]

Cadillacs always go wrong!

You are banished from fair Verona.

[Eye of the Tiger]

Audi V8s are almost as invincible!

I believe you, omi. Please do not let me down.

[Raghavan]

You are banished from fair Verona.

What's Verona?


Go drive your silly Lexcen with the TerbowHighDramatic!

[TheIntrepid]

You are banished from fair Verona.

+1

[Eye of the Tiger]

Suzuki Verona?

[omicron]

Yes. I have banished Rags from Juliet's Suzuki Verona. Naughty boy kept spilling crumbs down the seats.

[93JC]

What's Verona?

Are you really asking that question?

[Raghavan]

Yes. I have banished Rags from Juliet's Suzuki Verona. Naughty boy kept spilling crumbs down the seats.

[Raghavan]

Are you really asking that question?

Romeo and Juliet?

[93JC]

Yes, Romeo is exiled from Verona after he kills Juliet's cousin Tybalt.

[omicron]

Romeo and Juliet?

I shall now serenade you with Shakespearean works in song, to prevent future indiscretions.

Pass me my lute.

[Soup DeVille]

What an un-necessary purchase! The Cadillac does not go wrong. Ever.

There are only two things I could not figure out from other sources; the programming of the ancient thermistor-based automatic climate control, and the cruise control circuit.

On Nick's Audi there are bound to be dozens of more complicated systems.

[omicron]

There are only two things I could not figure out from other sources; the programming of the ancient thermistor-based automatic climate control, and the cruise control circuit.

On Nick's Audi there are bound to be dozens of more complicated systems.

It's a recession with wheels! We'll have Alan Greenspan work on it when it breaks down.

[Soup DeVille]

I shall now serenade you with Shakespearean works in song, to prevent future indiscretions.

Pass me my lute.

Whatever you say, but I doubt it's in tune

[S204STi]

Yes, Romeo is exiled from Verona after he kills Juliet's cousin Tybalt.

Even I've read that play, and I didn't get it.  Clever, though! 

[TheIntrepid]

Even I've read that play, and I didn't get it.  Clever, though! 

How do you not "get" Romeo & Juliet?

[Eye of the Tiger]

I have cleaned the interior with Meguiar's Quick All Surface Interior Detailer Wipes, available at your local auto parts store! Then, I washed the outside, and it's so shiny! People see me now and they think I'm rich, but I'm not.