Audi V8 Quattro

[omicron]

I have cleaned the interior with Meguiar's Quick All Surface Interior Detailer Wipes, available at your local auto parts store! Then, I washed the outside, and it's so shiny! People see me now and they think I'm rich, but I'm not.

You are rich with valves, cylinders and buttons that do all sorts of electrickery when accidentally pressed in the dark.

[280Z Turbo]

People see me now and they think I'm rich, but I'm not.

Nonsense!

It's time to start showing off your 90,000 penny German luxury sedan to everyone! You could impress everyone at the local country club.

Such an exclusive car is sure to lead to bigger and better things. It's red carpet and velvet ropes for you from now on, sir!

[deesea]

WHAT!!!!!? No! That's just dirt and pine needles and leaves caught under the trim.

Oh, my B then.

[Soup DeVille]

How do you not "get" Romeo & Juliet?

He didn't get Omi's reference, that's all.

[Soup DeVille]

I have cleaned the interior with Meguiar's Quick All Surface Interior Detailer Wipes, available at your local auto parts store! Then, I washed the outside, and it's so shiny! People see me now and they think I'm rich, but I'm not.

A good buffing will probably make that paint looks nearly new from what I can tell in the pics.

[Eye of the Tiger]

Oh, my B then.

Actually, that is little rust spot.

[Eye of the Tiger]

Nonsense!

It's time to start showing off your 90,000 penny German luxury sedan to everyone! You could impress everyone at the local country club.

Such an exclusive car is sure to lead to bigger and better things. It's red carpet and velvet ropes for you from now on, sir!

You're right. I am rich.

[The Pirate]

This one looks really nice, though I like the color of yours a lot better.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1990-Audi-V8-Quattro-4dr-sedan_W0QQitemZ180180506766QQihZ008QQcategoryZ6055QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

[Eye of the Tiger]

This one looks really nice, though I like the color of yours a lot better.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1990-Audi-V8-Quattro-4dr-sedan_W0QQitemZ180180506766QQihZ008QQcategoryZ6055QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

I do love my Lago Blue, but I'd also love to have a steering wheel that matches the rest of the interior.

[3.0L V6]

You can pin speeding tickets on 'unintended acceleration' issues.

I kid. (I also know it was the Audi 5000 that falsely was accused)

Congrats on the car!

[saxonyron]

I shall now serenade you with Shakespearean works in song, to prevent future indiscretions.

Pass me my lute.

Whatever you say, but I doubt it's in tune

Hmmmm..this begs the question.  Why can you tune a lute, but you can't tune a fish? 


(That joke doesn't work so well in writing.  It needs to be spoken. )

[saxonyron]

Congrats on the buy, Nick.  It's a definite steal! And you now most certainly are $900 poorer, but filthy stinking rich!  Nice work!   Glad to hear you're figuring out all the niceties, too.  And if a few don't work, no big deal.  They've done their time!  If you think about it, you paid as much for the entire car as one of the minor options would have cost when it was new, so you can't get too mad if something ist Kaput!

[280Z Turbo]

Congrats on the buy, Nick.  It's a definite steal! And you now most certainly are $900 poorer, but filthy stinking rich!  Nice work!   Glad to hear you're figuring out all the niceties, too.  And if a few don't work, no big deal.  They've done their time!  If you think about it, you paid as much for the entire car as one of the minor options would have cost when it was new, so you can't get too mad if something ist Kaput!

At the very least, it's STILL worth a couple hundred bucks just in scrap steel!

Why was it so cheap? Does it have a curse on it? Does it smell like farts and BO? Or are you just lucky?

[Eye of the Tiger]

At the very least, it's STILL worth a couple hundred bucks just in scrap steel!

Why was it so cheap? Does it have a curse on it? Does it smell like farts and BO? Or are you just lucky?

I'm lucky. Also, I'm awesome. 

[280Z Turbo]

I'm lucky. Also, I'm awesome. 

Hopefully you're more "lucky" than I was when I bought that 9000 Turbo airflow for $650.

[omicron]

I'm lucky. Also, I'm awesome. 

Also, you have three used condoms and an empty tube of lubricant after 'sweet-talking' the seller.

[CALL_911]

Heres to hoping this car makes you a lifelong Audi troll.

[Eye of the Tiger]

Also, you have three used condoms and an empty tube of lubricant after 'sweet-talking' the seller.

Please, no.

[CALL_911]

[omicron]

[Eye of the Tiger]

 

[The Pirate]

[Eye of the Tiger]

[omicron]

[The Pirate]

[omicron]

[CJ]

[The Pirate]

[CJ]

[CALL_911]