Audi V8 Quattro

[CALL_911]

My Miata can beat your Quattro's 0-60!

My Legacy can't!

[Eye of the Tiger]

How did I miss this? 0_o

Good job!

Pay attention, n00b!

[Eye of the Tiger]

These dual inlet/outlet mufflers would be perfect to replace that awkward and restrictve thing out back right now...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=g0k4LZJTn5g


...I shall pursue this matter with some seriousness.

[Rupert]

I've always been a big fan of those older Audis, but the best I've seen within reasonable price range has been a few 100 Turbo Quattros. That's a pretty ultimate car.

[280Z Turbo]

Speaking of Audi Quattros...anyone ever heard of this?

http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/d/r/drk150/soapbox/dcars.html

[Laconian]

My V8Q can beat your Miata's 0-140, and your Taurus at everything!

My imaginary Taurus beats your V8Q at ovalness!

[Eye of the Tiger]

My imaginary Taurus beats your V8Q at ovalness!

[CJ]

Ovals are for loers.  Rectangles are where it's at.

[TheIntrepid]

Ovals are for loers.  Rectangles are where it's at.

I agree. In that, Tempo > LeSabre

[CJ]

Ah, but you are sadly mistaken.  The LeSabre is the only exception to this rule.

[TheIntrepid]

Ah, but you are sadly mistaken.  The LeSabre is the only exception to this rule.

Nothing can beat the Tempo. Chuck Norris goes to church on Sundays only to pray to a statue of a Tempo nailed to a cross.

[CJ]

LeSabre beats Tempo!

[Eye of the Tiger]

here is you silly pic

[TheIntrepid]

At least it doesn't have handicap plates like the 'st33m did.

[Eye of the Tiger]

At least it doesn't have handicap plates like the 'st33m did.

[CALL_911]

At least it doesn't have handicap plates like the 'st33m did.

Don't you have a handicap thing in your car?

[TheIntrepid]

Don't you have a handicap thing in your car?

I used to, up until a couple months ago. Grandmother moved back to India so I have no need for it anymore.

[Eye of the Tiger]

I used to, up until a couple months ago. Grandmother moved back to India so I have no need for it anymore.

That's you, so why do you keep saying I'm the one with the handicap?

[TheIntrepid]

That's you, so why do you keep saying I'm the one with the handicap?

I could swear the 'st33m had a handicap license plate.

[CJ]

You COULD swear, but DO you?

[Eye of the Tiger]

I could swear the 'st33m had a handicap license plate.

nope

[Laconian]

I used to, up until a couple months ago. Grandmother moved back to India so I have no need for it anymore.

You said that it was your disabled permit for your heart condition.

[TheIntrepid]

You said that it was your disabled permit for your heart condition.

The one on the Intrepid was. I got rid of it in July though when I disabled my insurance while I was in India. Ironically I had the palpitations ~10 days after I came back. OH SPEAKING OF WHICH I has a thread to make.

My dad and mom both had them on their cars (van and former Camry SE) for the grandmother.

[CALL_911]

You said that it was your disabled permit for your heart condition.

That's what I thought too, but I didn't want to start another "call-out" war.

[Eye of the Tiger]

anyways, as I was saying....

here is you silly pic

[CALL_911]

anyways, as I was saying....

It looks awesome, you damn show off.

[Eye of the Tiger]

It looks awesome, you damn show off.

here is you silly pic

[Colonel Cadillac]

Nearly my favorite Audi. It's a fantastic car; if they weren't so expensive to maintain and hard to get with low miles, I would snatch one up in a heartbeat provided I had the means.

[CALL_911]

Nearly my favorite Audi. It's a fantastic car; if they weren't so expensive to maintain and hard to get with low miles, I would snatch one up in a heartbeat provided I had the means.

My heart still belongs to the urquattro.

[Rupert]

I agree. In that, Tempo > LeSabre

Lumina beats all!

(Waits for someone to get it).