Another weird BMW? V series

Started by 565, December 04, 2007, 09:39:35 PM

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Soup DeVille

#1
December 04, 2007, 09:42:21 PM
Cars!

Make cars!

Not "trucky cars" not "carlike trucks"

Cars dammit!
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

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Eye of the Tiger

#2
December 04, 2007, 09:43:36 PM
wtf. that huge.
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565

#3
December 04, 2007, 09:46:45 PM
Shit I posted this in the wrong forum.  I meant for it to go to Luxury Talk.

sportyaccordy

#4
December 04, 2007, 09:52:20 PM
It's fast alright. We will see how fast they pull this thing off the market.

BMW is desperately trying to recapture the magic of the niche it created with the 2002... but it's not going to happen.

"the 11 series, with the automatic switchblade optional luggage/passenger compartment"

"the ///MX-6 M Sport Activity Coupicle, pairing the thrill of a V10 with the shape of a coupe and the off-road capabilities of an X3"

"the 7-series wagon"

"the 6-series shooting brake"

"the Z4 sedan"

Give it a rest.

sandertheshark

#5
December 04, 2007, 10:13:22 PM
God-fucking-dammit.  Not again.

ATTENTION BMW!  YOU ARE NOT MERCEDES BENZ!!  YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE MERCEDES BENZ!!

Raza

#6
December 05, 2007, 01:33:22 AM
Didn't look yet.  I'm guessing it's a convertible SUV lowered to the ground that has only 3 doors.
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LonghornTX

#7
December 05, 2007, 03:59:40 AM
Pretty stupid looking and sounding to me.... :wtf:
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Secret Chimp

#8
December 05, 2007, 07:59:27 AM
Maybe they're just bored or something?


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#9
December 05, 2007, 08:21:59 AM
That's a waste of BMW's money, they'll sell five.

Tave

#10
December 05, 2007, 12:36:32 PM
I'd be happier to see them do the Shanghai concept.
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Quote from: thecarnut on March 16, 2008, 10:33:43 AM
Depending on price, that could be a good deal.

Raza

#12
December 05, 2007, 12:46:25 PM


Kind of like a BMW Mondeo.
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USA_Idol

#13
December 05, 2007, 12:56:29 PM
It looks BIG.  Is this BMW's 7-Series MAXX?

S204STi

#14
December 05, 2007, 02:07:09 PM
Hmmm, steaming pantload on wheels anyone?

Minpin

#15
December 05, 2007, 02:43:44 PM
How can anyone tell this is a BMW?! It doesn't have the kidney grill or anything. Maybe we'll get lucky and it turns out to be an Audi or something.  :huh:
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#16
December 05, 2007, 02:45:07 PM
Quote from: Minpin on December 05, 2007, 02:43:44 PM
How can anyone tell this is a BMW?! It doesn't have the kidney grill or anything. Maybe we'll get lucky and it turns out to be an Audi or something.  :huh:

Evo mentioned something about this car, the PAS, or whatever.  Perhaps the photographer noticed BMW personnel. 
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Fire It Up

#17
December 05, 2007, 03:56:42 PM
Progressive Activity Vehicle. :rolleyes:


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thewizard16

#18
December 05, 2007, 06:06:04 PM
The BMW Magnum? I think their designers need less free time.
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#19
December 06, 2007, 07:19:28 AM
Waaay too much camo to get an accurate idea about the car. A tall roof luxury car? Kind of the opposite of the high beltline/low roof cars you guys tend to hate, isn't it?
Like a fine Detroit wine, this vehicle has aged to budgetary perfection...

Eye of the Tiger

#20
December 06, 2007, 08:37:13 AM
Quote from: Raza  on December 05, 2007, 12:46:25 PM


Kind of like a BMW Mondeo.

From that angle, it looks like a 2:1 scale Elantra GT. :lol:
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sportyaccordy

#21
December 06, 2007, 08:41:22 AM
Quote from: USA_Idol on December 05, 2007, 12:56:29 PM
It looks BIG.  Is this BMW's 7-Series MAXX?
:lol: That made me laugh out loud. Perhaps maybe the BMW design team took a field trip to Amsterdam?
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