women drivers!

[J86]

My girlfriend just called me to say she put premium gas in my Honda...car isn't gonna know what to do with it!

[NomisR]

Huh?

[Danish]

........


You're car isn't a diesel... so whats the worry? You has 3.227839222 maor hp for th1s n3xt tank!

[Secret Chimp]

This is just general-public levels of durrrr.

Your girlfriend calling you to tell you that she hit a pole while pulling into a parking spot at the grocery store, that's a women driving moment.

[J86]

I just thought it was funny...she called all worried she had messed up my car...Chimp, I live in perpetual fear of THAT phone call.  She's done it before...

[Soup DeVille]

My girlfriend just called me to say she put premium gas in my Honda...car isn't gonna know what to do with it!

Tell her to add 1 cup of fresh urine to reduce the octane.

[Eye of the Tiger]

A girl once got mad at me for suggesting that she purchase a quart of 10W30 for her Honda, instead of the 2-cycle oil she had already picked out.

[Soup DeVille]

A girl once got mad at me for suggesting that she purchase a quart of 10W30 for her Honda, instead of the 2-cycle oil she had already picked out.

It said motor oil right on it! Jeez, Nick, you think you know everything!

[Eye of the Tiger]

It said motor oil right on it! Jeez, Nick, you think you know everything!

Gosh, I'm sorry. I should have remembered the bottle you picked out is your favourite color. Good choice. I'm sure your car will love it.

[thewizard16]

Gosh, I'm sorry. I should have remembered the bottle you picked out is your favourite color. Good choice. I'm sure your car will love it.

I like the red oil.

[Cookie Monster]

I like to wash cars with brake fluid.

[Eye of the Tiger]

I like to wash cars with brake fluid.

me, too. it really helps to smooth out the paint

[Cookie Monster]

me, too. it really helps to smooth out the paint

I love the shininess you get when you use it.

[Eye of the Tiger]

I like the red oil.

No wai, the blue oil is better!

[Eye of the Tiger]

I love the shininess you get when you use it.

eh, but it leaves streaks if you rub it in 

[Cookie Monster]

eh, but it leaves streaks if you rub it in 

That's why you have to let it sit, then rub it in really well.

[Eye of the Tiger]

That's why you have to let it sit, then rub it in really well.

but it changes the color of the paint from shiny blue, to ugly gray 

[280Z Turbo]

but it changes the color of the paint from shiny blue, to ugly gray 

It makes my paint wrinkle.

[Danish]

It makes my paint wrinkle.

Texture. It gives the paint texture.

[TheIntrepid]

If you have a blue car you need blue oil.

[280Z Turbo]

If you have a blue car you need blue oil.

My Z is brown so I put fresh oil in there.

When it gets dirty and black, I put it in the Focus.

[J86]

My Z is brown so I put fresh oil in there.

When it gets dirty and black, I put it in the Focus.

hehe

[FoMoJo]

I just thought it was funny...she called all worried she had messed up my car...Chimp, I live in perpetual fear of THAT phone call.  She's done it before...

Like putting windshield washer fluid in the coolant reserve tank?  That's what my wife did .

[J86]

Like putting windshield washer fluid in the coolant reserve tank?  That's what my wife did .

Oh, wow.  What'd you do, siphon it out?

[Soup DeVille]

Oh, wow.  What'd you do, siphon it out?

Shouldn't hurt anything.