We now know what the new 7er looks like

Started by the Teuton, April 30, 2008, 05:32:59 PM

the Teuton

Well, sort of. 

Someone is selling a 2009 F01 7er front bumper on Ebay.de.  Here's a short article about it.



http://carscoop.blogspot.com/2008/04/2009-bmw-7-series-f01-bumper-for-sale.html
2. 1995 Saturn SL2 5-speed, 126,500 miles. 5,000 miles in two and a half months. That works out to 24,000 miles per year if I can keep up the pace.

Quote from: CJ on April 06, 2010, 10:48:54 PM
I don't care about all that shit.  I'll be going to college to get an education at a cost to my parents.  I'm not going to fool around.
Quote from: MrH on January 14, 2011, 01:13:53 PM
She'll hate diesel passenger cars, all things Ford, and fiat currency.  They will masturbate to old interviews of Ayn Rand an youtube together.
You can take the troll out of the Subaru, but you can't take the Subaru out of the troll!

Soup DeVille

From that angle, it looks like a mildly retarded pig with a Hitler 'stache.
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

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CALL_911

I see some E60.

Where the HELL did the seller get that from?


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2016 340xi

Soup DeVille

Quote from: CALL_911 on April 30, 2008, 07:16:08 PM
I see some E60.

Where the HELL did the seller get that from?

Probably in a rubbage bin.
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

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the Teuton

Quote from: CALL_911 on April 30, 2008, 07:16:08 PM
I see some E60.

Where the HELL did the seller get that from?

I would imagine that BMW did not guard their trash cans too well.  It's probably a pre-production bumper used to try to get fitment right.
2. 1995 Saturn SL2 5-speed, 126,500 miles. 5,000 miles in two and a half months. That works out to 24,000 miles per year if I can keep up the pace.

Quote from: CJ on April 06, 2010, 10:48:54 PM
I don't care about all that shit.  I'll be going to college to get an education at a cost to my parents.  I'm not going to fool around.
Quote from: MrH on January 14, 2011, 01:13:53 PM
She'll hate diesel passenger cars, all things Ford, and fiat currency.  They will masturbate to old interviews of Ayn Rand an youtube together.
You can take the troll out of the Subaru, but you can't take the Subaru out of the troll!

CALL_911



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2016 340xi

Raza

Quote from: CALL_911 on April 30, 2008, 10:37:10 PM
:lol:

Actually, I would buy it.

Yeah, you can put it on the front end of your race car bed.


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Quote from: the Teuton on October 05, 2009, 03:53:18 PMIt's impossible to argue with Raza. He wins. Period. End of discussion.

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man, I wanted a race car bed so bad when I was young.
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Quote from: Raza  link=topic=14428.msg814225#msg814225 date=1209640816
Yeah, you can put it on the front end of your race car bed.




Did your parents buy one of those for you as well? :lol:


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sportyaccordy

Quote from: Raza  on May 01, 2008, 05:20:16 AM
Yeah, you can put it on the front end of your race car bed.



R.O.F.L.

No but seriously, that is a horrible schnoz. Shame on you BMW

CALL_911

So far, what I see of the interior is kinda nice.



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omicron

Yes, quite a nice and simple dashboard. An evolution of the current model, effectively.

2o6

Quote from: CALL_911 on May 01, 2008, 10:08:59 PM
So far, what I see of the interior is kinda nice.



Is that a test mule dashboard? The Panels look misaligned, and the iDrive screen looks like it doesn't work.

Soup DeVille

Quote from: 2o6 on May 02, 2008, 08:10:02 PM
Is that a test mule dashboard? The Panels look misaligned, and the iDrive screen looks like it doesn't work.

It's probably a preproduction panel that's been disassembled and reassembled about 300 times.
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

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rohan

Quote from: 2o6 on May 02, 2008, 08:10:02 PM
Is that a test mule dashboard? The Panels look misaligned, and the iDrive screen looks like it doesn't work.
That's the main menu page
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2. 1995 Saturn SL2 5-speed, 126,500 miles. 5,000 miles in two and a half months. That works out to 24,000 miles per year if I can keep up the pace.

Quote from: CJ on April 06, 2010, 10:48:54 PM
I don't care about all that shit.  I'll be going to college to get an education at a cost to my parents.  I'm not going to fool around.
Quote from: MrH on January 14, 2011, 01:13:53 PM
She'll hate diesel passenger cars, all things Ford, and fiat currency.  They will masturbate to old interviews of Ayn Rand an youtube together.
You can take the troll out of the Subaru, but you can't take the Subaru out of the troll!

JYODER240

Quote from: the Teuton on May 03, 2008, 09:46:22 PM
I hate the new BMW shifter.

It can't be worse than the current setup on the 7-series.
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Quote from: the Teuton on May 03, 2008, 09:46:22 PM
I hate the new BMW shifter.

What don't you like about it? I mean, I thought it was stupid as hell at first, but when you live with it on a daily basis, it's not bad.


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Soup DeVille

Quote from: CALL_911 on May 03, 2008, 10:50:51 PM
What don't you like about it? I mean, I thought it was stupid as hell at first, but when you live with it on a daily basis, it's not bad.

I used to drive a Jeep with plastic windows and no carpetting or AC.

I mean, I thought it was stupid as hell at first, but when you live with it on a daily basis, its not that bad.
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

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Lazerous

Quote from: Soup DeVille on May 03, 2008, 10:52:41 PM
I used to drive a Jeep with plastic windows and no carpetting or AC.

I mean, I thought it was stupid as hell at first, but when you live with it on a daily basis, its not that bad.

Did you take it off any sweet jumps?

the Teuton

Quote from: CALL_911 on May 03, 2008, 10:50:51 PM
What don't you like about it? I mean, I thought it was stupid as hell at first, but when you live with it on a daily basis, it's not bad.

I hate how it pauses when you press the P button before it actually parks, I hate that it's more of a joystick than an actual shifter.  I hate how it very well might be impossible to put the car in neutral if the battery is dead (although it's that way with a lot more cars than just BMWs).  I hate that you have to grab it like a pistol grip rather than a traditional shifter, and I hate that I think BMW did it for no other reason than just to be different.  I like the older setup much better.
2. 1995 Saturn SL2 5-speed, 126,500 miles. 5,000 miles in two and a half months. That works out to 24,000 miles per year if I can keep up the pace.

Quote from: CJ on April 06, 2010, 10:48:54 PM
I don't care about all that shit.  I'll be going to college to get an education at a cost to my parents.  I'm not going to fool around.
Quote from: MrH on January 14, 2011, 01:13:53 PM
She'll hate diesel passenger cars, all things Ford, and fiat currency.  They will masturbate to old interviews of Ayn Rand an youtube together.
You can take the troll out of the Subaru, but you can't take the Subaru out of the troll!

2o6

Quote from: rohan on May 03, 2008, 07:28:27 AM
That's the main menu page


I know. That looks like a paper cutout, or plastic insert you see on dummy phones/elecronics.