Redneck love

[rohan]

The 8p-8a shift last night had a fight- they responded to a fight out in what we call Hillbilly Heaven that is mostly a small community of about 150 people in the outskirts of our county all of them are related.  They got into a fight because one of them wanted a beer so he walked into the yard by the bon-fire after everyone went to bed and took a (1) beer from the cooler.  the owner of the property saw him take it and proceeded to take a baseball bat to him- well the guy who only wanted a beer's girlfriend saw it and she called over her brothers from the next house who came over with ball bats and started whaling on the other guy with a bat- and then his cousins(?) came over and before you know it we had about 50 people fighting.  Over 1 beer.  Redneck love- gotta love holidays.

[dazzleman]

The gene pool in that area needs to be 'thinned out.' 

I like your title "Redneck Love" Randy.  Do I see a hit single coming out of this?  Maybe Captain and Tennille can get back together to model it after their 1970s smash "Muskrat Love." 

[Lazerous]

I'm usually not one to make an attempt at making sense out of redneck activity, but something tells me the fight was initiated over trespassing and not the theft of a beer bottle.

[bing_oh]

I'm usually not one to make an attempt at making sense out of redneck activity, but something tells me the fight was initiated over trespassing and not the theft of a beer bottle.

You're clearly underestimating the power of cheap beer over the average redneck...

[Soup DeVille]

The 8p-8a shift last night had a fight- they responded to a fight out in what we call Hillbilly Heaven that is mostly a small community of about 150 people in the outskirts of our county all of them are related.  They got into a fight because one of them wanted a beer so he walked into the yard by the bon-fire after everyone went to bed and took a (1) beer from the cooler.  the owner of the property saw him take it and proceeded to take a baseball bat to him- well the guy who only wanted a beer's girlfriend saw it and she called over her brothers from the next house who came over with ball bats and started whaling on the other guy with a bat- and then his cousins(?) came over and before you know it we had about 50 people fighting.  Over 1 beer.  Redneck love- gotta love holidays.

50 people. 30 shirts, tops. At least 10 of them plaid.

[sparkplug]

That's retarded. They must have been drunk and have no principles.

"You want a beer bad enough to steal it. Fine. Here have another. By the way your brother was making eyes at your wife.

[bing_oh]

50 people. 30 shirts, tops. At least 10 of them plaid.

This wasn't a wedding, man! They had no reason to break out the plaid. Wifebeaters all the way.

[280Z Turbo]

50 people. 30 shirts, tops. At least 10 of them plaid.

None of them had any sleeves, I'm sure.

[Byteme]

before you know it we had about 50 people fighting.  Over 1 beer.  Redneck love- gotta love holidays.

Not surprising.  The Hatfield and McCoy feud started over a dispute concerning ownership of a hog, IIRC