Do you look before flushing?

[r0tor]

So while your sitting on the porcelin throne of manliness, do you sneak a peek at your work before flushing it down or would you prefer to not know what just happened?  Or are you an occasional peek-a-poop'er?

[68_427]

I like to admire my work, and sometimes brag about it.

[Cookie Monster]

Yes, but mostly to see if the toilet will flush or get clogged.

[r0tor]

Yes, but mostly to see if the toilet will flush or get clogged.

Do i want to know what happens if you think it would clog?

[Lebowski]

Yes, and I would never trust a man who doesn't.  Not that I would know, as I can't imagine any self respecting male would actually admit to not checking.

Hell, even my dog checks out her handiwork, and she's a female.

[The Pirate]

Always. 

[Laconian]

I've weighed myself before and after

[93JC]

I've weighed myself before and after

I do, of course, but (as Rag said) I most often do simply to gauge whether I should have the plunger on-hand or not.

[Laconian]

I think of it as a necessary component of the dietary feedback loop. "Hmm, I should eat less corn."

[Cookie Monster]

Do i want to know what happens if you think it would clog?

It's mostly "Oh shit oh shit please flush please flush" and if it clogs, it's time to whip out the plunger.

[MrH]

I've weighed myself before and after

4.5 lbs is my record!

Of course you have to check.  It lets me know if I'm not eatin' right!

[Laconian]

[Raza]

4.5 lbs is my record!

Of course you have to check.  It lets me know if I'm not eatin' right!

Damn!  I've done 3.4 before. 

[r0tor]

I think of it as a necessary component of the dietary feedback loop. "Hmm, I should eat less corn."

I like to think of corn like something of a tracer... perhaps eat some in the meal before a night of buffalo wings and guiness so you know when to prepare for the fury about to overcome you

[Payman]

When you hit 40, it's wise to check 'er out before flushing, less something came out that wasn't s'posed to.

[Payman]

4.5 lbs is my record!

Of course you have to check.  It lets me know if I'm not eatin' right!

That's almost the weight of my daughter when she was a born. Very impressive. 

[Laconian]

And women say that men can't feel the pain of childbirth!

[Cookie Monster]

And women say that men can't feel the pain of childbirth!

[r0tor]

When you hit 40, it's wise to check 'er out before flushing, less something came out that wasn't s'posed to.

i hate when i shit out organs...

[Payman]

i hate when i shit out organs...

Pianos hurt more.

[r0tor]

that reminds me of a joke...

a guy walks into a bar and theres a monkey sitting on the bar.  He's thinkig "WTF is that thing doing there?"  he sits down and asks the guy next to him what the monkey is all about.  The guy tells him the money was trained to swallow anything.  Anything huh?  The guy looks around the bar finds a cherry.  Throws it over to the money...

The monkey grabs it, shoves it up its butt, pulls it out, and swallows it.  Weird the guy thinks.  He looks over at the pool table and sees a chalk cube and throws it at the monkey.  The monkey looks at it, shoves it up his butt, pulls it out, and swallows it.

The guy turns to the person next to him and asks why the hell the monkey shoves things up his but before eating them.  The guy replies "Well, he didn't always do that... about a month ago a guy gave him a pool ball to swallow... and he did.... after that, he sorta learned to measure things before swallowing them"

[Payman]

that reminds me of a joke...

a guy walks into a bar and theres a monkey sitting on the bar.  He's thinkig "WTF is that thing doing there?"  he sits down and asks the guy next to him what the monkey is all about.  The guy tells him the money was trained to swallow anything.  Anything huh?  The guy looks around the bar finds a cherry.  Throws it over to the money...

The monkey grabs it, shoves it up its butt, pulls it out, and swallows it.  Weird the guy thinks.  He looks over at the pool table and sees a chalk cube and throws it at the monkey.  The monkey looks at it, shoves it up his butt, pulls it out, and swallows it.

The guy turns to the person next to him and asks why the hell the monkey shoves things up his but before eating them.  The guy replies "Well, he didn't always do that... about a month ago a guy gave him a pool ball to swallow... and he did.... after that, he sorta learned to measure things before swallowing them"

[Cookie Monster]

that reminds me of a joke...

a guy walks into a bar and theres a monkey sitting on the bar.  He's thinkig "WTF is that thing doing there?"  he sits down and asks the guy next to him what the monkey is all about.  The guy tells him the money was trained to swallow anything.  Anything huh?  The guy looks around the bar finds a cherry.  Throws it over to the money...

The monkey grabs it, shoves it up its butt, pulls it out, and swallows it.  Weird the guy thinks.  He looks over at the pool table and sees a chalk cube and throws it at the monkey.  The monkey looks at it, shoves it up his butt, pulls it out, and swallows it.

The guy turns to the person next to him and asks why the hell the monkey shoves things up his but before eating them.  The guy replies "Well, he didn't always do that... about a month ago a guy gave him a pool ball to swallow... and he did.... after that, he sorta learned to measure things before swallowing them"

[SVT_Power]

[The Pirate]

You guys ever get the 'phantom turds'?  You know, the ones where you go through the process, and swear you dropped a big log in the bowl.  Then, when you turn around to admire your work, there's nothing there. 

[Payman]

Yes. 

[GoCougs]

Nothing makes me feel like a man than a massive, earth-shaking evacuation.

[CALL_911]

Nothing makes me feel like a man than a massive, earth-shaking evacuation.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Laconian]

While reading Atlas Shrugged?

[Rich]

LMAO @ this thread.  Nice job rot0r

I look too...

as for the phantom turds... they are usually hiding on the other side of the U pipe where you can't see them.