Do you believe in God?

[giant_mtb]

Zeus was awesome, he turned into random animals to have rough sex with virgin mortal nymphs.  Fuck if I was a god I'd going nothing but that and the world would be filled with my random mutant mythical spawn.

"virgin mortal nymphs"

...virgin nymphs...

[akuma_supreme]

If there were a god, cocaine wouldn't be illegal.

One model of reality offered by the Hindus is that all of reality is but a dream by a slumbering god.

Maybe instead he's just some coked-out douchebag hallucinating after being up for a week straight.

[Raza]

One model of reality offered by the Hindus is that all of reality is but a dream by a slumbering god.

Maybe instead he's just some coked-out douchebag hallucinating after being up for a week straight.

Coke doesn't make you hallucinate.

[Rupert]

But being up for a week straight does.

[omicron]

I don't think so.

The biblical God is Omi.

[Soup DeVille]

"virgin mortal nymphs"

...virgin nymphs...

In Greek mythology, nymphs were largely either mortal or semideified females that were supplicants to a particular major god, usually associated with a particular place or landform. They were sort of the local dignitaries of their respective gods or goddesses.

It had nothing to do with them being wanton sluts.

[Tave]

I believe he is confusing the word "nymph" with "nymphomaniac" or "nympho"

[S204STi]

It's Iluvatar.

YES! 

I think I'm going to print a bumper sticker that says "Iluvatar, 08" or "Aragorn, 08".

I need to go back to dream world and read that shit again soon.

[Rupert]

Iluvatar doesn't need to run for office though.