What Class are You?

[2o6]

Kinda a long poll, but what class do you reside in?

[IrishGuy]

How the heck is anyone supposed to know where they fit in that scale?

[Payman]

I vote none. I don't follow the stupid "class" thing.

[GoCougs]

But everyone's rich on teh Internets...

[Eye of the Tiger]

Billionaire.

[565]

Food.... Water...


Seriously I just ate fiber one cereal as my breakfast, lunch, and dinner today.  Being a student again sucks.  I'm committed to hanging onto my Z06 as long as possible, and to get in as little debt as possible.

[Soup DeVille]

What? No slot for homeless billionaire?

[Payman]

Billionaire.

In Zimbabwe maybe...

[Soup DeVille]

In Zimbabwe maybe...

Would you believe Squillionaire?

[The Pirate]

Oh, I'm probably lower class at this point. 

[dazzleman]

Upper middle class

[dazzleman]

Oh, I'm probably lower class at this point. 

I believe the term is "white trash"....

[Eye of the Tiger]

Would you believe Squillionaire?

I only voted Billionaire because that was the highest one. In reality, I am a Sexvigintillionaire.

[The Pirate]

I believe the term is "white trash"....

If the shoe fits...(cracks open a PBR and browses on the internets for Cameros)

[Soup DeVille]

Oh, I'm probably lower class at this point. 

Worse yet, I'm relatively upper middle class with low class aspirations.

[Rupert]

Billions!

[dazzleman]

If the shoe fits...(cracks open a PBR and browses on the internets for Cameros)

Do any of these apply to you Adam?

You Might Be Po'White Trash If...

You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk
The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
You were shooting pool when any of your children were born.
Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos."
Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath."
You've ever given rat traps as gifts.
You clean your fingernails with a stick.
You've ever hit a deer with your car, deliberately.
Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
You keep a can of RAID on your kitchen table.
You've totaled every car you've ever owned.
There has ever been crime-scene tape on your bathroom door.
You ever got too drunk to fish.
You consider the fifth grade your senior year.
Directions to your house include, "Turn off the paved road."
The dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
You think the French Riviera is a foreign car
You prefer car keys to Q-Tips.
You've ever financed a tattoo.
The gas pedal in your car is shaped like a bare foot.
You've ever bought a used hat.
You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a dog.
You're considered an expert on worm beds.
You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
Your stove is on the porch and your lawn chairs are in the kitchen.
"Bambi" made you hungry for rabbit.
You learned to drive in a monster truck.
You spit chewing tobacco in the plants.
Your wedding reception included a beer brunch.
You believe books are bad luck.
You believe all-star wrestling should be an Olympic competition.
You believe all-star wrestling.
You recycle motor oil by moving it from the car to the truck.
You think a "thesaurus" was a dinosaur.

[The Pirate]

Do any of these apply to you Adam?

You Might Be Po'White Trash If...

.....

 

I can't say that any of those apply 100%. 


And that first one reminds me of a joke.


How do you change your dishwasher into a snowthrower?





















Buy her a pair of boots. 

[The Pirate]

Worse yet, I'm relatively upper middle class with low class aspirations.

You can take the boy out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the boy...

Or something like that. 

[dazzleman]

 

I can't say that any of those apply 100%. 


And that first one reminds me of a joke.


How do you change your dishwasher into a snowthrower?





















Buy her a pair of boots. 

Even the one about being too drunk to fish didn't apply to you?    Come on man, there have been times I was too drunk to fish.  Surely, that's true of you too....

[the Teuton]

I clicked "other" because I'm largely independent of the rest of my family and by this time next year I'm going to be almost 100% independent of my family.  Going by that, since I am a college student, I don't consider myself part of an economic class besides "student".

[The Pirate]

Even the one about being too drunk to fish didn't apply to you?    Come on man, there have been times I was too drunk to fish.  Surely, that's true of you too....

Well yeah, that does apply fully.  Shit, I'm closer to 'wt' than I thought...

[The Pirate]

I clicked "other" because I'm largely independent of the rest of my family and by this time next year I'm going to be almost 100% independent of my family.  Going by that, since I am a college student, I don't consider myself part of an economic class besides "student".

In other words, a healthy mix of homeless, bankrupt and lower class.

[dazzleman]

Well yeah, that does apply fully.  Shit, I'm closer to 'wt' than I thought...

Stop deluding yourself, man.  You're WT through and through.....

[Onslaught]

I don't know. I'm not rich I can tell you that!

[dazzleman]

People aren't giving serious answers.  I seriously doubt we have 2 billionaires, and 3 homeless guys....

[dazzleman]

I don't know. I'm not rich I can tell you that!

These days, if you're not facing imminent foreclosure, you're at least upper middle class...

[Eye of the Tiger]

People aren't giving serious answers.  I seriously doubt we have 2 billionaires, and 3 homeless guys....

[The Pirate]

Stop deluding yourself, man.  You're WT through and through.....

And yet I keep being invited to these GTGs.  If you're not careful, it's going to rub off on you - you'll be trading in that Bimmer for a lifted Silverado (complete with the truck nutz) and rolling into work in a wifebeater (with BBQ sauce stains) and quitters (aka sweatpants).

Damn, better be careful...

[Vinsanity]

what the heck is "upper lower class"???

whatever it is, I voted for it. I like oxymorons