Mayochup... or Ketchupnaise

[Lebowski]

Fry sauce is a regional condiment served with French Fries. It is usually a simple combination of one part ketchup and two parts mayonnaise. When spices and other flavorings are added, it is similar to?but thicker and smoother than?traditional Russian dressing and Thousand Island dressing. Fry sauce is commonly found in restaurants in Utah, Nevada, much of Idaho, eastern Washington and rural Oregon, but is also commonly found in supermarkets across the United States, as well as available by mail-order.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fry_sauce

You people are stupid.

We're stupid because we have better things to do with our time than go to Idaho?

I've never heard of fry sauce, and never seen it at my local Publix. 

But yeah, thousand island is pretty close to a commercial packaging of ketchup + mayo.

[Lebowski]

it's no better than regular ketchup or malt vinegar.

Malt vinegar FTW!

[Payman]

Bic Mac sauce and Thousand Island are pretty close.

[BimmerM3]

Regional! Of course! That explains why I suddenly see all this fry sauce here in Boise, and in Pendleton (E. Oregon), but never before! I thought it was a new thing that was just catching on. Really though, aside from the fry sauce at Burgerville, it's no better than regular ketchup or malt vinegar.

Malt vinegar - now that's an under appreciated condiment here in America. I'll put malt vinegar on my fries way before I reach for the ketchup. I never tried it until I went to the UK last summer. It's unfortunate how difficult it is to find in restaurants here though. Five Guy's is the only chain I know that always has it available.

[Tave]

You people are hopeless

[Speed_Racer]

Mmm...fry sauce. I've really missed the stuff since I left Utah. But in a couple weeks...I'll have me some fry sauce againz!

[hotrodalex]

You people are hopeless

[r0tor]

screw mayo... miracle whip FTW!!!


i had some ketchup last weekend made from red peepers instead of tomatoes... was super good!

[r0tor]

Malt vinegar - now that's an under appreciated condiment here in America. I'll put malt vinegar on my fries way before I reach for the ketchup. I never tried it until I went to the UK last summer. It's unfortunate how difficult it is to find in restaurants here though. Five Guy's is the only chain I know that always has it available.

Long John Silvers has it... i bought a bottle to put on my chicken and fries at home

[sandertheshark]

This is the closest thing I can find:

http://www.cajungrocer.com/tabasco-spicy-mayonnaise-p-75.html

That is actually pretty good stuff.

[Payman]

Lick's Guk. Awesome on burgers! 

[Eye of the Tiger]

Kalles Kaviar. Awesome on toast with hard boiled eggs!

[Byteme]

I prefer mayostard. Especially on my roast beef sammich. 

Muckles, you gotta' have muckles, especially on hot dogs.

It's mayo (miracle whip) mixed with mustard, sweet relish and chopped onions.  Mix it up and slather it on.

[Payman]

Muckles, you gotta' have muckles, especially on hot dogs.

It's mayo (miracle whip) mixed with mustard, sweet relish and chopped onions.  Mix it up and slather it on.

O-oohhh... yessss...

[BimmerM3]

Long John Silvers has it... i bought a bottle to put on my chicken and fries at home

I never go to Long John Silvers and I don't eat fries enough at home to buy my own bottle. I've never tried it on chicken before though.

[Lebowski]

Kalles Kaviar. Awesome on toast with hard boiled eggs!

That looks disgusting.

[Raza]

That looks disgusting.

Yes, but it also works as a toothpaste and vaginal lube. 

[dazzleman]

I don't like ketchup.  I know, I'm one of the few people who doesn't like it, but I think it ruins the taste of a burger or fries.

As for mayonnaise, I hardly use it at all any more.

[J86]

Yes, but it also works as a toothpaste and vaginal lube. 

[J86]

I don't like ketchup.  I know, I'm one of the few people who doesn't like it, but I think it ruins the taste of a burger or fries.

As for mayonnaise, I hardly use it at all any more.

I'm with ya.  I think ketchup is only useful when the taste of the food itself isnt tha tgood...otherwise ketchup just overpowers and makes everything taste like it...

Mustard, on the other hand...pour it on!

[redbloodedamerican]

Yes, but it also works as a toothpaste and vaginal lube. 

I've been writing this story called Phil Collins: Bounty Hunter where everyone on my shitlist is a petty criminal that gets brutally raped by Phil Collins. There's a scene where he reams, seams and creams this little shit from my physics lab for being a dangerous counterfeiter using mayonnaise as lube.

[Laconian]

I've been writing this story called Phil Collins: Bounty Hunter where everyone on my shitlist is a petty criminal that gets brutally raped by Phil Collins. There's a scene where he reams, seams and creams this little shit from my physics lab for being a dangerous counterfeiter using mayonnaise as lube.

What do you do with these stories when you finish them?

[L. ed foote]

I don't like ketchup.  I know, I'm one of the few people who doesn't like it, but I think it ruins the taste of a burger or fries.

BBQ sauce for burgers, Old Bay seasoning for fries

[93JC]

I've been writing this story called Phil Collins: Bounty Hunter where everyone on my shitlist is a petty criminal that gets brutally raped by Phil Collins. There's a scene where he reams, seams and creams this little shit from my physics lab for being a dangerous counterfeiter using mayonnaise as lube.

Jesus Christ, buddy...

[redbloodedamerican]

What do you do with these stories when you finish them?

I wrote it because there's this group of girls that's into Genesis slash fanfiction. I read some of it, and it's really clear that they're compensating with their own failures with men by making members of their favorite band have cutesy, effeminate hand holding relationships together in their stories.

I struck back with some authentic renditions of man-on-man action with all of the violence, domination and lack of sentimentality that exists in gay pulp fiction. Naturally, these girls hated having to face up to the fact of what men are really like and banned me immediately. Their leader was deeply horrified, she'll die a virgin for sure.

[Soup DeVille]

I wrote it because there's this group of girls that's into Genesis slash fanfiction. I read some of it, and it's really clear that they're compensating with their own failures with men by making members of their favorite band have cutesy, effeminate hand holding relationships together in their stories.

I struck back with some authentic renditions of man-on-man action with all of the violence, domination and lack of sentimentality that exists in gay pulp fiction. Naturally, these girls hated having to face up to the fact of what men are really like and banned me immediately. Their leader was deeply horrified, she'll die a virgin for sure.

This means absolutely nothing to me.

[Tave]

This means absolutely nothing to me.

Fanfiction is a story that uses characters from a popular TV show, written by fans of that show. It's a way for lonely females to release their sexual tension. Nearly every plot devolves into romantic lovemaking. Supermarket porn, in other words, the darker side of which is "slash": homoerotic fanfiction.

[Laconian]

I wrote it because there's this group of girls that's into Genesis slash fanfiction. I read some of it, and it's really clear that they're compensating with their own failures with men by making members of their favorite band have cutesy, effeminate hand holding relationships together in their stories.

I struck back with some authentic renditions of man-on-man action with all of the violence, domination and lack of sentimentality that exists in gay pulp fiction. Naturally, these girls hated having to face up to the fact of what men are really like and banned me immediately. Their leader was deeply horrified, she'll die a virgin for sure.

Any way you can share their reactions without sharing the story?

[NomisR]

Kalles Kaviar. Awesome on toast with hard boiled eggs!

Is that the Salmon Flavor thing they sell at Ikea? 

Oh, and BBQ Sauce + Honey Mustard FTW! 

[Tave]

I got a side of fry sauce at Goodtimes last night...........for 79 cents.