If you were world dictator...

Started by the Teuton, January 20, 2009, 09:29:46 PM

What would you have?

Obama's truck-based DTS-calade
6 (27.3%)
Putin's 6-ton ZIL-41052
2 (9.1%)
Gordon Brown's 6,700-pound XJ8 Super
2 (9.1%)
Silvio Berlusconi's 7,500-pound Quattroporte
4 (18.2%)
Angela Merkel's 4.5-ton A8 L W12 Security
1 (4.5%)
Nicolas Sarkozy's 3000 KG Pegeout 607 Paladin
0 (0%)
Hu Jintao's 4000 KG Red Flag
0 (0%)
Roh Moo-Hyun's Hyundai Equus
0 (0%)
Goran Persson's AK-47-resistent S80
0 (0%)
Emperor Akihito's Toyota Century Royal
1 (4.5%)
The Pope's VDub
0 (0%)
Communist Czech's Tatra T613/700
0 (0%)
Something else
6 (27.3%)

Total Members Voted: 19

the Teuton























2. 1995 Saturn SL2 5-speed, 126,500 miles. 5,000 miles in two and a half months. That works out to 24,000 miles per year if I can keep up the pace.

Quote from: CJ on April 06, 2010, 10:48:54 PM
I don't care about all that shit.  I'll be going to college to get an education at a cost to my parents.  I'm not going to fool around.
Quote from: MrH on January 14, 2011, 01:13:53 PM
She'll hate diesel passenger cars, all things Ford, and fiat currency.  They will masturbate to old interviews of Ayn Rand an youtube together.
You can take the troll out of the Subaru, but you can't take the Subaru out of the troll!

the Teuton

Remember, all of these cars weigh in excess of 3 tons.
2. 1995 Saturn SL2 5-speed, 126,500 miles. 5,000 miles in two and a half months. That works out to 24,000 miles per year if I can keep up the pace.

Quote from: CJ on April 06, 2010, 10:48:54 PM
I don't care about all that shit.  I'll be going to college to get an education at a cost to my parents.  I'm not going to fool around.
Quote from: MrH on January 14, 2011, 01:13:53 PM
She'll hate diesel passenger cars, all things Ford, and fiat currency.  They will masturbate to old interviews of Ayn Rand an youtube together.
You can take the troll out of the Subaru, but you can't take the Subaru out of the troll!

2o6

Actually, the Toyota. It looks really sophisticated. The Peugeot must have some serious issues, the 607 is FWD.

SVT_Power

quattroporte is the most stylish but I think I want to be just about sure that I won't die in a car so I chose brack obama's tank of a limo
"On a given day, a given circumstance, you think you have a limit. And you then go for this limit and you touch this limit, and you think, 'Okay, this is the limit'. And so you touch this limit, something happens and you suddenly can go a little bit further. With your mind power, your determination, your instinct, and the experience as well, you can fly very high." - Ayrton Senna

2o6

Also, Jintao rides in a 7-series. Or a Roewe..........not too sure.

Cookie Monster

RWD > FWD
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Quote from: 68_427 on November 27, 2016, 07:43:14 AM
Or order from fortune auto and when lyft rider asks why your car feels bumpy you can show them the dyno curve
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the Teuton

Quote from: 2o6 on January 20, 2009, 09:38:36 PM
Also, Jintao rides in a 7-series. Or a Roewe..........not too sure.

I was only using their home market cars they all definitely use in national pride parades and whatnot.  If you can find him in a Roewe, prove it.
2. 1995 Saturn SL2 5-speed, 126,500 miles. 5,000 miles in two and a half months. That works out to 24,000 miles per year if I can keep up the pace.

Quote from: CJ on April 06, 2010, 10:48:54 PM
I don't care about all that shit.  I'll be going to college to get an education at a cost to my parents.  I'm not going to fool around.
Quote from: MrH on January 14, 2011, 01:13:53 PM
She'll hate diesel passenger cars, all things Ford, and fiat currency.  They will masturbate to old interviews of Ayn Rand an youtube together.
You can take the troll out of the Subaru, but you can't take the Subaru out of the troll!

the Teuton

Quote from: thecarnut on January 20, 2009, 09:39:09 PM
None.

Then you will be killed.  Someone will quickly overthrow you for world dictator.  It sucks to be you.  You don't rule with an iron fist.  You rule with a limp wrist.
2. 1995 Saturn SL2 5-speed, 126,500 miles. 5,000 miles in two and a half months. That works out to 24,000 miles per year if I can keep up the pace.

Quote from: CJ on April 06, 2010, 10:48:54 PM
I don't care about all that shit.  I'll be going to college to get an education at a cost to my parents.  I'm not going to fool around.
Quote from: MrH on January 14, 2011, 01:13:53 PM
She'll hate diesel passenger cars, all things Ford, and fiat currency.  They will masturbate to old interviews of Ayn Rand an youtube together.
You can take the troll out of the Subaru, but you can't take the Subaru out of the troll!

Eye of the Tiger

2008 TUNDRA (Truck Ultra-wideband Never-say-die Daddy Rottweiler Awesome)

2o6

Quote from: the Teuton on January 20, 2009, 09:39:55 PM
I was only using their home market cars they all definitely use in national pride parades and whatnot.  If you can find him in a Roewe, prove it.

That Hongqi was never produced. Seems like he's in a series of cars.





Cookie Monster

Quote from: the Teuton on January 20, 2009, 09:40:49 PM
Then you will be killed.  Someone will quickly overthrow you for world dictator.  It sucks to be you.  You don't rule with an iron fist.  You rule with a limp wrist.
I'll take a nice Maybach 62S plox.
RWD > FWD
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Quote from: 68_427 on November 27, 2016, 07:43:14 AM
Or order from fortune auto and when lyft rider asks why your car feels bumpy you can show them the dyno curve
1 3 5
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2 4 R

the Teuton

I'm only using nationalist cars.  It has been recorded that he rode in a last gen Hong Qi.

As for me, it was down between the ZIL and the Caddy, and I just have a feeling that as badass as the ZIL is, the Caddy is better.
2. 1995 Saturn SL2 5-speed, 126,500 miles. 5,000 miles in two and a half months. That works out to 24,000 miles per year if I can keep up the pace.

Quote from: CJ on April 06, 2010, 10:48:54 PM
I don't care about all that shit.  I'll be going to college to get an education at a cost to my parents.  I'm not going to fool around.
Quote from: MrH on January 14, 2011, 01:13:53 PM
She'll hate diesel passenger cars, all things Ford, and fiat currency.  They will masturbate to old interviews of Ayn Rand an youtube together.
You can take the troll out of the Subaru, but you can't take the Subaru out of the troll!

the Teuton

Quote from: thecarnut on January 20, 2009, 09:44:25 PM
I'll take a nice Maybach 62S plox.

You are too ostentatious.  When your countrymen are starving, you'll be driving around in your Maybach.  Your servants will kill you.
2. 1995 Saturn SL2 5-speed, 126,500 miles. 5,000 miles in two and a half months. That works out to 24,000 miles per year if I can keep up the pace.

Quote from: CJ on April 06, 2010, 10:48:54 PM
I don't care about all that shit.  I'll be going to college to get an education at a cost to my parents.  I'm not going to fool around.
Quote from: MrH on January 14, 2011, 01:13:53 PM
She'll hate diesel passenger cars, all things Ford, and fiat currency.  They will masturbate to old interviews of Ayn Rand an youtube together.
You can take the troll out of the Subaru, but you can't take the Subaru out of the troll!

Eye of the Tiger

Wait... can I have a Tatra T700?



Rear-mounted air-cooled V8!  :lol:
2008 TUNDRA (Truck Ultra-wideband Never-say-die Daddy Rottweiler Awesome)

the Teuton

Did the Serbian president use one?  If so, I'll add it.
2. 1995 Saturn SL2 5-speed, 126,500 miles. 5,000 miles in two and a half months. That works out to 24,000 miles per year if I can keep up the pace.

Quote from: CJ on April 06, 2010, 10:48:54 PM
I don't care about all that shit.  I'll be going to college to get an education at a cost to my parents.  I'm not going to fool around.
Quote from: MrH on January 14, 2011, 01:13:53 PM
She'll hate diesel passenger cars, all things Ford, and fiat currency.  They will masturbate to old interviews of Ayn Rand an youtube together.
You can take the troll out of the Subaru, but you can't take the Subaru out of the troll!

Cookie Monster

Quote from: the Teuton on January 20, 2009, 09:46:01 PM
You are too ostentatious.  When your countrymen are starving, you'll be driving around in your Maybach.  Your servants will kill you.
They can't kill me as long as I'm in mah car. :praise: :lol:
RWD > FWD
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2007 Mazda MX-5 | 1999 Honda Nighthawk 750 | 1989 Volvo 240 | 1991 Toyota 4Runner | 2006 Honda CBR600F4i | 2015 Yamaha FJ-09 | 1999 Honda CBR600F4 | 2009 Yamaha WR250X | 1985 Mazda RX-7 | 2000 Yamaha YZ426F | 2006 Yamaha FZ1 | 2002 Honda CBR954RR | 1996 Subaru Outback | 2018 Subaru Crosstrek | 1986 Toyota MR2
Quote from: 68_427 on November 27, 2016, 07:43:14 AM
Or order from fortune auto and when lyft rider asks why your car feels bumpy you can show them the dyno curve
1 3 5
├┼┤
2 4 R

the Teuton

Quote from: thecarnut on January 20, 2009, 09:50:57 PM
They can't kill me as long as I'm in mah car. :praise: :lol:

Face it, you're dead.  You might as well just step on a roadside bomb.
2. 1995 Saturn SL2 5-speed, 126,500 miles. 5,000 miles in two and a half months. That works out to 24,000 miles per year if I can keep up the pace.

Quote from: CJ on April 06, 2010, 10:48:54 PM
I don't care about all that shit.  I'll be going to college to get an education at a cost to my parents.  I'm not going to fool around.
Quote from: MrH on January 14, 2011, 01:13:53 PM
She'll hate diesel passenger cars, all things Ford, and fiat currency.  They will masturbate to old interviews of Ayn Rand an youtube together.
You can take the troll out of the Subaru, but you can't take the Subaru out of the troll!

Rupert

Quote from: the Teuton on January 20, 2009, 09:46:01 PM
You are too ostentatious.  When your countrymen are starving, you'll be driving around in your Maybach.  Your servants will kill you.

And the Maserati isn't ostentatious? I'll take the ZIL.
Novarolla-Miata-Trooper-Jeep-Volvo-Trooper-Ranger-MGB-Explorer-944-Fiat-Alfa-XTerra

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Rupert

Screw the Ruski, gimme one of them RR Silver Wraiths!
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Payman

One of these, with baby seal upholstery and pepper spray dispensers:


Vinsanity

What? No RR Phantom? I was kinda expecting the UK Prime Minister to have one.

Although the Phantom would probably be my obvious choice, there's a certain appeal to oldies like the original Mercedes 600 and 1970's LWB Cadillac Fleetwood.

Actually, if it weren't for the pesky assassination attempts, I'd like me one of these:



SVT666


Rupert

Quote from: Vinsanity on January 20, 2009, 11:09:32 PM
What? No RR Phantom? I was kinda expecting the UK Prime Minister to have one.

Although the Phantom would probably be my obvious choice, there's a certain appeal to oldies like the original Mercedes 600 and 1970's LWB Cadillac Fleetwood.

Actually, if it weren't for the pesky assassination attempts, I'd like me one of these:



Yeah, but in black or dark blue.

Actually, the British royal family has a few RRs. Of course.
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omicron

Haha, the Australian PM rides in the front seat of a barely-modified Holden Caprice.

There's an excellent story in Wheels from the late '70s about Editors Robinson and Cropley simply driving up to the front door of the Prime Minister's residence in a then-new Ford LTD Silver Monarch and inviting PM Malcolm Fraser out for a test-drive. He agreed, and the trio spent the day scything around the Canberra backstreets and nearby countryside. I'm sure Fraser road-tested the Commodore at some stage during its 1978 launch, too.

As for the matter at hand, the ZIL and Toyota Century are impossibly cool, and sufficiently menacing so as to fit the persona of a ruthless dictator. Kennedy's '61 Lincoln convertible would be a fine choice, too, although there would probably be some concern about bird excrement on the seats and assassins' bullets.

Byteme

I voted other.  I'd want what I have now, with Maybe a Ford GT thrown in just for grins.

93JC

The Caddy. It's a tarted-up tank, for all intents and purposes.

If I was a benevolent dictator that everyone loved I'd ride around in something else, but barring that I'd want as much protection as possible.

93JC

Quote from: omicron on January 21, 2009, 05:30:57 AM
Haha, the Australian PM rides in the front seat of a barely-modified Holden Caprice.

For a long time the Canadian PM rode around in an early '90s Cadillac limousine. Now he's upgraded to a DTS, bog-standard unlike his counterpart to the south. The Governor General is driven in an older Lincoln Town Car.

It's been a couple years since I've seen the Albertan Premier and Lieutenant-Governor's cars, but back then they had a Buick Allure and Chrysler 300C, respectively.

omicron

Quote from: 93JC on January 21, 2009, 07:50:43 AM
The Caddy. It's a tarted-up tank, for all intents and purposes.

If I was a benevolent dictator that everyone loved I'd ride around in something else, but barring that I'd want as much protection as possible.

Tsk. Your mass extermination efforts are obviously not effective if you require such extreme security. Minus five badass points.

93JC

I'm extremely paranoid. Like Stalin. :)