Plastic surgeon solves America's fuel crisis!

Started by Madman, February 10, 2009, 04:20:39 PM

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Madman

February 10, 2009, 04:20:39 PM
Dr. Alan Bittner, a California (where else?) plastic surgeon has been using the fat removed from his liposuction patients to fuel his car.

At last, the answer to America's fuel needs!  Since we already have the world's largest supply of fat people, why not put them to good use?  We could make ourselves energy independent overnight!  And that's only with just the fat bastards living in my town alone!

The next time you see a fat person, remember to thank him/her for being the solution to our energy problem!  :lol:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/3920643/Inquiry-into-US-plastic-surgeon-who-used-fat-from-clients-to-run-car.html


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Payman

#2
February 10, 2009, 04:58:51 PM
That's a whole new level of gross. What does the exhaust smell like?  :mask:

MX793

#3
February 10, 2009, 05:13:37 PM
Soylent fuel?
Needs more Jiggawatts

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Payman

#5
February 10, 2009, 06:26:09 PM
If I ever got liposuction, I'd want to go through a Ferrari V-12.

hotrodalex

#6
February 10, 2009, 08:14:06 PM
Sweet, I'm going to buffets for every meal now.

MrH

#7
February 10, 2009, 08:20:38 PM
Quote from: Payman on February 10, 2009, 06:26:09 PM
If I ever got liposuction, I'd want to go through a Ferrari V-12.
:lol:
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Nethead

#8
February 12, 2009, 08:44:20 AM
Gives whole new meaning to the phrase "burning off the fat".  Do they make portable liposuction equipment so you can just hook it up to yourself in your car and have a toney body by the time you pull into the Marriott in Fort Lauderdale? 

Take this dietary breakthrough one step further by replacing the bulbs in your car's ambient lighting with ultraviolet bulbs and have a bad-ass tan when you stretch that Speedo over much less of you at your Malibu beach house. 

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cawimmer430

#9
February 12, 2009, 11:58:43 AM
Looks like America has a new "untapped source" of renewable energy!  :thumbsup:



"My fellow Americans! I urge you to eat at McDonalds, Burger King, Sizzlers etc. everyday! And don't exercise, don't walk! No! Take your car to the shop down the block and buy some cookies, chocolate, bacon and then drive back home, watch the game, open a can of beer, no two, or three, or four, no just buy three six packs and down them! And then when the time is right, we will harvest your fat for fuel! God bless you all!

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