Trucker crashes rig while masturbating

Started by Madman, September 27, 2009, 12:25:28 AM

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Madman

September 27, 2009, 12:25:28 AM Last Edit: September 27, 2009, 12:27:23 AM by Madman
"A German trucker suspected of driving under the influence of drugs crashed his vehicle near Bor?s in western Sweden on Tuesday. He subsequently admitted to masturbating at the time of the accident.  The trucker, apparently unable to reach a satisfactory climax, then proceeded to continue to pleasure himself while in the midst of a police interrogation, according to the local Bor?s Tidning newspaper."


Seriously, You can't make up this stuff!  :wtf:

http://www.thelocal.se/22272/20090924/


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cawimmer430

#1
September 27, 2009, 05:44:23 AM
 :wtf:
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the Teuton

#2
September 27, 2009, 11:09:36 AM
That's awesome. It's like a movie.

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She'll hate diesel passenger cars, all things Ford, and fiat currency.  They will masturbate to old interviews of Ayn Rand an youtube together.
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Galaxy

#3
September 27, 2009, 11:30:05 AM
Quote from: Madman on September 27, 2009, 12:25:28 AM
  The trucker, apparently unable to reach a satisfactory climax, then proceeded to continue to pleasure himself while in the midst of a police interrogation.


I would taser him before he creates a mess.

Tave

#4
September 27, 2009, 11:31:29 AM
That man is very honest.
As I write, highly civilized human beings are flying overhead, trying to kill me.

Quote from: thecarnut on March 16, 2008, 10:33:43 AM
Depending on price, that could be a good deal.

Tave

#5
September 27, 2009, 11:33:59 AM
Quote from: Madman on September 27, 2009, 12:25:28 AM
"suspected of driving under the influence of drugs ... The trucker ... then proceeded to continue to pleasure himself while in the midst of a police interrogation..."

RBA, now this dude is rolling harder than a trailer-park drug dealer.
As I write, highly civilized human beings are flying overhead, trying to kill me.

Quote from: thecarnut on March 16, 2008, 10:33:43 AM
Depending on price, that could be a good deal.

GoCougs

#6
September 27, 2009, 03:29:10 PM
Hey - gotta give him props - he knows how to party.

Payman

#7
September 29, 2009, 05:51:47 PM
At least he's not killing prostitutes.

sportyaccordy

#8
October 01, 2009, 09:21:46 PM
I bet he got pulled over by one of those slamming Swedish broads which definitely did not help the situation

AutobahnSHO

#9
October 03, 2009, 01:20:01 PM
Quote from: sportyaccordy on October 01, 2009, 09:21:46 PM
I bet he got pulled over by one of those slamming Swedish broads which definitely did not help the situation

I thought you were just making stuff up until this was on the first page of Google images "swedish police woman"



(check out the blurry background people.  ;) )
Will

AutobahnSHO

#10
October 03, 2009, 01:22:31 PM


Will

mzziaz

#11
October 03, 2009, 01:44:23 PM
You horny geezers.  :winkguy:

My sister have just startet police training, btw.


......and it was probably wims in the story over. Time to find another part time job, eh?


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AutobahnSHO

#12
October 03, 2009, 08:44:36 PM
Quote from: mzziaz on October 03, 2009, 01:44:23 PM
My sister have just startet police training, btw.

Pics?   :winkguy:
Will

Raza

#13
October 05, 2009, 05:12:46 PM
Quote from: Galaxy on September 27, 2009, 11:30:05 AM
I would taser him before he creates a mess.

Maybe that's his thing. 
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