Troll Directory

[CALL_911]

List the trolls of each brand in this thread. This will be of great informative value to any new members, as they will know who is biased, and who isn't.

[Submariner]

Wimmer - resident Homosexual S&M troll
Cougs - resident Ayn Rand re-incarnate troll
Ship4man - resident close minded liberal troll
Benzboy15 - resident "LOL IR KALIFORNIA LIFESTYLEZ" troll

[CJ]

Ro: BMW
Me: Volvo

[the Teuton]

I don't associate myself with any brand in particular.

[Vinsanity]

Benzboy15 - resident "LOL IR KALIFORNIA LIFESTYLEZ" troll

He's got to get that tatted across his chest someday. It shall be the greatest moment in Carspin history

[the Teuton]

Nethead - Mustangs and fast Fords

[CALL_911]

The obvious ones:

Me- Porsche/BMW, I guess
CJ-Volvo
Wimmer- Benz (closet Lexus troll)
Teuts- Subaru (and Saturn, I guess...?)

[the Teuton]

Have I trolled over the Saturn that hard yet?

[Submariner]

ZOMG SATURNZ R TEH BEST CARZ OUT THERE LOLOLOL

[the Teuton]

I flogged it on the empty roads of Pittsburgh tonight.

It's sad when you're revving the piss out of the thing and you look down to see 30 mph.

[Secret Chimp]

Me: Brum

[BimmerM3]

Do you all consider me to be a BMW troll? I'm definitely biased, but I'm not sure if it's quite troll-level.

Also, Nick (NACar): whatever he happens to own at any given time. Swift.

[the Teuton]

You don't troll hard enough for BMWs to be considered a troll.

I'm an anti-xDriveURGAYi 3er troll. I hate xDrive with a passion.

[Rupert]

Can I be the troll of old cars?

[Secret Chimp]

Can I be the troll of old cars?

You are on troll probation because you neglected yours.

[Rupert]

Dammit. I knew there would be a consequence to pay for that.

[SVT666]

Raza - Porsche and VW

[Cookie Monster]

Hemi - Mustangs

Submariner - any expensive car

2o6 - Chinese shit

[mzziaz]

My ethnicity makes me the only possible true troll around here.

[Rupert]

My ethnicity makes me the only possible true troll around here.

[BimmerM3]

This is just a warning that you are quickly approaching post 12345.

[omicron]

This is just a warning that you are quickly approaching post 12345.

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[sportyaccordy]

I flogged it on the empty roads of Pittsburgh tonight.

It's sad when you're revving the piss out of the thing and you look down to see 30 mph.

No that is great... you're having fun at safe speeds, while saving gas. In a powerful car you have to get up to like 100 MPH before you start having fun.

As for me, I don't think I troll any brands... I'm just a hater, as my gf puts it

[Raza]

Raza - Porsche and VW

I don't know if I'm really a troll.  I think a troll steers the conversation towards his biases, no matter the topic, and allows there to be only one answer for any question; a car of the brand he trolls.  I think I make it pretty clear that they're my opinions and that they might not be the right car for everyone.  I mean, how many times when you see those "I need a used car on a budget" type threads do I come in and tell people to get a MkIV GTI?  Look at when Charlie's Accord went all Noah's Ark.  I told him to look at an EP3 Civic Si. 

Troll gets thrown around a little too easily, I think.  We have very few here, but they are here.

But then again, it's not really my fault Porsche and Volkswagen make the best cars. 

[sportyaccordy]

I don't know if I'm really a troll.  I think a troll steers the conversation towards his biases, no matter the topic, and allows there to be only one answer for any question; a car of the brand he trolls.  I think I make it pretty clear that they're my opinions and that they might not be the right car for everyone.  I mean, how many times when you see those "I need a used car on a budget" type threads do I come in and tell people to get a MkIV GTI?  Look at when Charlie's Accord went all Noah's Ark.  I told him to look at an EP3 Civic Si. 

Troll gets thrown around a little too easily, I think.  We have very few here, but they are here.

But then again, it's not really my fault Porsche and Volkswagen make the best cars. 

I agree that you're not a troll. An arrogant little SNOT, sure . But not a knee-jerk brand mistake rationalizing troll in the way of Wimmer. In fact I would say Wimmer is probably the only stand out troll here. It's gone from an OK recurring joke to just annoying.

[Nethead]

Nethead - Mustangs and fast Fords

Why, thank you, TeutDude!    I am honored!  I'd like to thank the members of the Academy, my producer, my director, my lovely wife, Lee Iacocca, Henry the Deuce, Carroll Shelby, and the myriad of others without whom this award would not be possible!  Oh, and how could I forget Hau Thai (Mus)Tang?  And all the host of great drivers like Parnelli Jones, Tommy Kendall, Don Prudhomme, without whom...yada   yada   yada

[Raza]

I agree that you're not a troll. An arrogant little SNOT, sure . But not a knee-jerk brand mistake rationalizing troll in the way of Wimmer. In fact I would say Wimmer is probably the only stand out troll here. It's gone from an OK recurring joke to just annoying.

No argument there. 

[Tave]

I don't know if I'm really a troll.  I think a troll steers the conversation towards his biases, no matter the topic, and allows there to be only one answer for any question; a car of the brand he trolls.  I think I make it pretty clear that they're my opinions and that they might not be the right car for everyone.  I mean, how many times when you see those "I need a used car on a budget" type threads do I come in and tell people to get a MkIV GTI?  Look at when Charlie's Accord went all Noah's Ark.  I told him to look at an EP3 Civic Si. 

Troll gets thrown around a little too easily, I think.  We have very few here, but they are here.

But then again, it's not really my fault Porsche and Volkswagen make the best cars. 

A troll always finds ways to justify his trollness.

[Submariner]

Hemi - Mustangs

Submariner - any expensive car

Not true

2o6 - Chinese shit

I can't argue with the other two, though. 

[SVT666]

ChrisV - Every single car ever made no matter how ugly or shitty.