Smashing things

[280Z Turbo]

You have a large blunt object of your choice and a get-out-of-jail-free card. What do you want to destroy for fun?

[Eye of the Tiger]

Oh, the Lexus. I'll enter it in a demo derby.

[SVT_Power]

speed camera.

Or a cop car. Or multiple Cop cars.

[the Teuton]

You ever want to punch the person next to you in the face for no reason that you could ever explain?

[Laconian]

Lexus. Lots of different interesting surfaces to bash. It would be hard to get bored with that.

[280Z Turbo]

What do you use for the smashing?

[SVT_Power]

You ever want to punch the person next to you in the face for no reason that you could ever explain?

All the time 

[the Teuton]

All the time 

Random people, too?

[Vinsanity]

speed camera all the way. and I'l be laughing maniacally the whole time, too.

[Rupert]

Speed camera. I woulda done any of those things when I was 15, though.

[Insert dazzleman comment here].

[SVT_Power]

Random people, too?

Yup. I think it'd be hilarious.

[the Teuton]

Yup. I think it'd be hilarious.

Oh, New York will be fun...if we don't get arrested first.

[Eye of the Tiger]

Yup. I think it'd be hilarious.

Maybe you should pick up the new Grand Theft Auto...

[CALL_911]

Speed camera.

[Raza]

I've never seen a speed camera.  China shop sounds like fun though.

[Onslaught]

I'd like to have a mini gun like in T2 and just walk around my local crystal shop. But with eye protection on. Never can be too careful.

[r0tor]

i'm a simple man with simple needs... just p00p on my managers desk

[dazzleman]

i'm a simple man with simple needs... just p00p on my managers desk

Very elemental, r0tor....

I think that out of that list, the most fun would either be smashing all the windows at Denny's, or breaking everything in a china shop.

I have a friend who used to own a pottery store, and he was cheating on his wife.  He used to bring his girlfriend back to the pottery store in the wee hours of the morning.  His wife found out, and waited for them inside the store in the dark one night.  When they came in and switched on the lights, she went ballistic, smashing every piece of pottery she could get her hands on.  She flipped over a whole rack of pottery.  I'd have paid money to be a fly on the wall to see that.

[BimmerM3]

Very elemental, r0tor....

I think that out of that list, the most fun would either be smashing all the windows at Denny's, or breaking everything in a china shop.

I have a friend who used to own a pottery store, and he was cheating on his wife.  He used to bring his girlfriend back to the pottery store in the wee hours of the morning.  His wife found out, and waited for them inside the store in the dark one night.  When they came in and switched on the lights, she went ballistic, smashing every piece of pottery she could get her hands on.  She flipped over a whole rack of pottery.  I'd have paid money to be a fly on the wall to see that.

The ironic thing is that, since she destroyed all the pottery, she probably significantly lowered her divorce settlement.

[dazzleman]

The ironic thing is that, since she destroyed all the pottery, she probably significantly lowered her divorce settlement.

They never got divorced.  This was about 12 years ago, and they're still married.

[MX793]

What do you use for the smashing?

I'll take a Fubar

[ChrisV]

the NOISE of smashing a china shop would be cool, but the satisfaction of smashing all manner of speed cameras and red light cameras woudl overcome that, as ther'es meaning behind it.

[SVT_Power]

I'll take a Fubar

what the hell? Is that some kind of all in one tool

[NomisR]

I'd probably go with speed cameras, definitely more of a meaning to it. 

Although I wouldn't mind smashing up a branch new lexus, it reminds me of the good old days with Street Fighter II



That's a Lexus LS400!

[dazzleman]

I used to like to try to damage road signs.

[Rupert]

I used to like to try to damage road signs.

I used to damage sprinklers in parks that got the bike path at night when the park was supposed to be closed.

[Rupert]

the NOISE of smashing a china shop would be cool, but the satisfaction of smashing all manner of speed cameras and red light cameras woudl overcome that, as ther'es meaning behind it.

[dazzleman]

Psilos -- sprinklers?  I'd have never thought of that.  I must confess I achieved only sporadic success with road sign vandalism...it only worked if the sign was flawed in some way.

[MX793]

what the hell? Is that some kind of all in one tool

It's an all-in-one, multi-purpose demolition tool.

[Rupert]

Psilos -- sprinklers?  I'd have never thought of that.  I must confess I achieved only sporadic success with road sign vandalism...it only worked if the sign was flawed in some way.

Yeah. The automatic kind do some fun things if you smash them into the ground right as they're about to go off.