Worst song, in an objective sense

Started by Laconian, June 17, 2010, 08:50:34 PM

Vinsanity

Quote from: 2o6 on June 18, 2010, 07:22:57 PM

I still hate that song.

I've never been able to hear that song in its entirety yet. The closest I got is when I posted up that link, and my ears hate me for it.

2o6


Vinsanity


hotrodalex

Quote from: Minpin on June 18, 2010, 06:54:29 PM
This is just the first song that pops into my mind, but I generally dislike every single one of their songs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98W9QuMq-2k

Not as bad as the first song posted. I haven't even clicked on the others, I don't like punishing my ears.

Rupert

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SVT666

Quote from: Onslaught on June 18, 2010, 11:39:36 AM
"Bohemian Rhapsody" or  "Bicycle race" by  Queen.

I like Queen but those two songs suck a big one. And the guys from Queen would know a thing or two about sucking a big one.
There's a lot of bad Queen songs.  Radio GaGa is another one

GoCougs

Quote from: Onslaught on June 18, 2010, 04:15:10 PM
I'm a big RUSH fan. And that song sucks ass. But then I'm not even a fan of 2112

Wow - I think 2112 is up there with Dark Side of the Moon (as in, one of the best theme albums of all time). I'm a huge fan up through 1982's Signals. Not a fan of much anything after that.

Tave

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Quote from: thecarnut on March 16, 2008, 10:33:43 AM
Depending on price, that could be a good deal.

dazzleman

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Rupert

It does cross the line of so-bad-it's-good, but it's still bad.
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the Teuton

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Quote from: CJ on April 06, 2010, 10:48:54 PM
I don't care about all that shit.  I'll be going to college to get an education at a cost to my parents.  I'm not going to fool around.
Quote from: MrH on January 14, 2011, 01:13:53 PM
She'll hate diesel passenger cars, all things Ford, and fiat currency.  They will masturbate to old interviews of Ayn Rand an youtube together.
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MX793

Bike by Pink Floyd is pretty bad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUu9MEEAfmU

Hollaback Girl (and pretty much anything else by Gwen Stefani) is also mind-numbingly putrid.
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the Teuton

Quote from: MX793 on June 19, 2010, 05:41:19 PM
Bike by Pink Floyd is pretty bad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUu9MEEAfmU

Hollaback Girl (and pretty much anything else by Gwen Stefani) is also mind-numbingly putrid.

Most of No Doubt's stuff is pretty decent. But then again, that's not Gwen Stefani's pop music. I hate her pop music.
2. 1995 Saturn SL2 5-speed, 126,500 miles. 5,000 miles in two and a half months. That works out to 24,000 miles per year if I can keep up the pace.

Quote from: CJ on April 06, 2010, 10:48:54 PM
I don't care about all that shit.  I'll be going to college to get an education at a cost to my parents.  I'm not going to fool around.
Quote from: MrH on January 14, 2011, 01:13:53 PM
She'll hate diesel passenger cars, all things Ford, and fiat currency.  They will masturbate to old interviews of Ayn Rand an youtube together.
You can take the troll out of the Subaru, but you can't take the Subaru out of the troll!

2o6


the Teuton

2. 1995 Saturn SL2 5-speed, 126,500 miles. 5,000 miles in two and a half months. That works out to 24,000 miles per year if I can keep up the pace.

Quote from: CJ on April 06, 2010, 10:48:54 PM
I don't care about all that shit.  I'll be going to college to get an education at a cost to my parents.  I'm not going to fool around.
Quote from: MrH on January 14, 2011, 01:13:53 PM
She'll hate diesel passenger cars, all things Ford, and fiat currency.  They will masturbate to old interviews of Ayn Rand an youtube together.
You can take the troll out of the Subaru, but you can't take the Subaru out of the troll!


Rupert

That was awesome, for about 15 seconds.
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Byteme

Quote from: Submariner on June 18, 2010, 12:49:43 PM
I was actually being sarcastic, it's amazing, and you're a fucking fool for thinking otherwise. 

IMO

;)




And now you are being childish.  I expected better from you.  No reply necessary.

dazzleman

Quote from: Onslaught on June 18, 2010, 11:39:36 AM
"Bohemian Rhapsody" or  "Bicycle race" by  Queen.

I like Queen but those two songs suck a big one. And the guys from Queen would know a thing or two about sucking a big one.

:lol:
Though I actually like Bohemian Rhapsody for some strange reason.

I'd list this as one of the worst songs.  I change the station immediately if it comes on the radio.

http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/video/billy-joel-we-didnt-start-the-fire/b954759a0d8c1b957860b954759a0d8c1b957860-67809313291?q=we%20didn't%20start%20the%20fire%20billy%20joel&FROM=LKVR5&GT1=LKVR5&FORM=LKVR3
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Onslaught

Quote from: dazzleman on June 20, 2010, 08:15:20 AM
:lol:
Though I actually like Bohemian Rhapsody for some strange reason.

I'd list this as one of the worst songs.  I change the station immediately if it comes on the radio.

http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/video/billy-joel-we-didnt-start-the-fire/b954759a0d8c1b957860b954759a0d8c1b957860-67809313291?q=we%20didn't%20start%20the%20fire%20billy%20joel&FROM=LKVR5&GT1=LKVR5&FORM=LKVR3
I won't listen to anything by that guy. I'm not sure what it is about him that I don't like. Perhaps it's because he's from NY. Or it's because he seems like an arrogant jerk. Or that he got to nail Elle Macpherson AND Christie Brinkley even if he's an ugly little toad.

Payman

Quote from: SVT666 on June 18, 2010, 09:48:06 PM
There's a lot of bad Queen songs.  Radio GaGa is another one


Hate Bohemian Rhapsody, but Radio GaGa is actually a good song, and is a great showcase for Freddie's legendary vocal talet.

Payman

Quote from: Onslaught on June 20, 2010, 09:26:08 PM
I won't listen to anything by that guy. I'm not sure what it is about him that I don't like. Perhaps it's because he's from NY. Or it's because he seems like an arrogant jerk. Or that he got to nail Elle Macpherson AND Christie Brinkley even if he's an ugly little toad.

Everything after Piano Man, ergo every song since his first hit, sucks.

Payman

Everytime I hear "baby baby oohhhhhh, baby baby ohhhhhh..." (Justin Beiber) I want to slap a tweenage girl.  :banghead:

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SVT666

Quote from: Rockraven on June 21, 2010, 06:47:29 AM
Everything after Piano Man, ergo every song since his first hit, sucks.
The entire Innocent Man album is fantastic.  Storm Front has a couple good songs, but beyond that, I can't think of anything that I like from him.

2o6

Quote from: Rockraven on June 21, 2010, 06:49:59 AM
Everytime I hear "baby baby oohhhhhh, baby baby ohhhhhh..." (Justin Beiber) I want to slap a tweenage girl.  :banghead:


He has a nice voice, but they write him the worst songs.