Car, I want you to kill me

[the Teuton]

If you had to die by way of getting hit by a motor vehicle while walking down the street, knowing that your obituary would specify the make and model of the vehicle (this usually doesn't happen, but just play along), what would it be?

Alternatively, if you were to die in a tragic accident, what car would you want to be driving? Think James Dean and his 550 Spyder.

[Laconian]

If I have to die, it should be a quick death. Probably a semi truck, then, to maximize my chances of a massive head injury.

[Onslaught]

I would say I'd like something nice to kill me. But then again I'd hate to think that a rare, cool car was damaged by my bony ass. That and I'd like to be killed right then without knowing what hit me. So a dump truck going 60 would do.

Die in? My MX-5. I've been through so much in that little bitch that it's the one I'd like to go out in. I can't think of anyone having after I'm gone anyway. But if it was going to be a "cool" car then I'd say a F-40.

[Eye of the Tiger]

Driver of Miata Killed in Collision with Fat Blueberry Farmer.

[redbloodedamerican]

I would go on a spree of doing coke, robbing banks and fucking icy blonde supermodels before climbing into my getaway vehicle: a 1960 English Electric Lightning. I would throw it into its notoriously fast climbing maneuver so hard that it explodes in midair right as I see stars shining through the thinning atmosphere.

[Payman]

Rofl @ Nick, then roflmao @ RBA. 

I want to slip through security during the Indy 500, get a Dallara started up and blast a couple of hot laps, sending Paul Tracy into the wall before launching off the arse-end of Danica Patrick and exploding spectacularly into the finish line scoring tower. That'll be on Youtube for years.

[omicron]

I shall be run over by one of these magnificent creations:



Because it is made of sin and debauchery I shall be killed instantly, yet nary a mark shall be left atop its phallic spears. They will have to scrape me off the road with a spatula, but by God, the rest of the world shall inherit an intact Imperial!

[SVT666]

Man dies after getting a Hummer.

[Eye of the Tiger]

Man dies after getting a Hummer.

After trying to jump a school bus...?

[SVT_Power]

Man dies after getting a Hummer.

I see what you did there.

[shp4man]

"launching off the arse-end of Danica Patrick and exploding"           LOL 

[SVT666]

Man death due to Accord

[SVT666]

Actually it should be:

Death of man due to Accord.

[cawimmer430]

It would have to be.... C H R I S T I N E 

[the Teuton]

I'd kinda want to take a Bugatti Type 41 Royale off a cliff just to see how well the 4 tons of magnificence could handle it.

[SVT32V]

The deathmobile - from animal house, also it started life as a '64 continental.

[hotrodalex]

Hit by? Some sort of race car.

Die while driving? Porsche 550 spyder. Except I want to go flying off a cliff, not have someone collide into me head-on.