The "How Fast Did You Drive Today" Thread

[Cookie Monster]

Mph or km/h?

135 km/h = wussy speed 

135 mph = you're almost a man 

Almost a man? My car can barely go that fast.

[cawimmer430]

Almost a man? My car can barely go that fast.

You gotta start investing your money into MANLY cars.


Well, 135 mph is fast. My 118i can do that to. 

[hotrodalex]

MPH.

km/h is for wimpy Europeans. And those cuckoo Canadians.

[cawimmer430]

MPH.

km/h is for wimpy Europeans. And those cuckoo Canadians.

km/h makes more sense than mph. 

"I walked 1 km today."

^Simple.^


In miles that sentence would read:

"I walked 1.6 km today."

[Rupert]

km/h makes more sense than mph. 

"I walked 1 km today."

^Simple.^


In miles that sentence would read:

"I walked 1.6 km today."

Huh? If you walk 1 km, in miles, you would say, "I walked 0.6 miles today," which just makes you weak. Real men can say they walked a mile.

Actually, real men walk 10 miles.

[hotrodalex]

Actually, real men walk 10 miles.

In the snow, barefoot, and uphill, right?

[Eye of the Tiger]

Real men train a team of cats to pull them on sleds.

[Rupert]

In the snow, barefoot, and uphill, right?

Yep.

[Rupert]

Real men train a team of cats muthafuckin tigers to pull them on sleds.

[cawimmer430]

Notice I drove in mph today. 

[dazzleman]

Notice I drove in mph today. 

FAKER!!!!  You lose enough manhood points to cost you at least one of your nuts with such faked bragging. 

[cawimmer430]

FAKER!!!!  You lose enough manhood points to cost you at least one of your nuts with such faked bragging. 

The speedometer doesn't lie. It clearly says "mph" on it!

[dazzleman]

The speedometer doesn't lie. It clearly says "mph" on it!

You just lost the other nut. 

[cawimmer430]

You just lost the other nut. 

I am now officially a eunuch!

[Rupert]

Now?

[Eye of the Tiger]

90-105 this morning, for about 30 miles. I was in a god damn hurry, and ain't nobody else was around, so fuckitol. Got 29 mpg.

[dazzleman]

90-105 this morning, for about 30 miles. I was in a god damn hurry, and ain't nobody else was around, so fuckitol. Got 29 mpg.

Which vehicle?

[Eye of the Tiger]

Which vehicle?

Definitely not the VAN, since I am still working on the brakes.

[dazzleman]

Definitely not the VAN, since I am still working on the brakes.

Well then, which vehicle?

[Eye of the Tiger]

Well then, which vehicle?

By process of elimination, one might conclude that the vehicle in question is one Hyundai Accent.

[dazzleman]

By process of elimination, one might conclude that the vehicle in question is one Hyundai Accent.

I see.  Good car for 90-105.  I'm sure it was fun.

[Eye of the Tiger]

I see.  Good car for 90-105.  I'm sure it was fun.

I didn't have time for fun. I had a cat semi-emergency.

[dazzleman]

I didn't have time for fun. I had a cat semi-emergency.

Is the cat OK?

[Rupert]

Should've called the cat-bulance!

[Eye of the Tiger]

Is the cat OK?

Cats r okay.

[S204STi]

100! Woo!

[dazzleman]

100! Woo!

How long did you maintain that speed, man?

[2o6]

90MPH. Too much traffic to Vmax it.

[S204STi]

How long did you maintain that speed, man?

All of about 15 seconds till I caught the next rolling road block in traffic.

I-25 is all about timing.  Blow it and you just look like another speeding douche.  Nail it, and you end up actually getting ahead of the pack in a significant way.

[hotrodalex]

100 in the Saturn.

Also, 50 in the Saturn down a gravel road. I'mma pro rally car driver. Not sure if I should check the paint to see if I have new chips from flying gravel...