Fiat 500 Abarth Commercial....sexy!

[Onslaught]

I've fucked a few German girls. One recently (shhh). Destroyfuck is apt.

I had one about 12 years ago. She was very good in bed. But we had language/communications problems and it didn't work out.

I'd think "that was nice, now make me a sandwich" would be universal?

[Eye of the Tiger]

I've fucked a few German girls. One recently (shhh). Destroyfuck is apt.

Not cool

[Payman]

I had one about 12 years ago. She was very good in bed. But we had language/communications problems and it didn't work out.

I'd think "that was nice, now make me a sandwich" would be universal?

Airforce life is great. So many places, so many girls. Sammich thing, eh, leaving is so much easier than trying to communicate.

[Payman]

Not cool

I bow in postrate at your righteous emmanencence. Please don't smite me.

[Payman]

Nick, i'm drunk now so i might regret this, you know what makes it all cool? My wife is bi.

[Eye of the Tiger]

I bow in postrate at your righteous emmanencence. Please don't smite me.

I have no idea what that means, but I guess you should take all you can get if you're having prostate problems.

[Eye of the Tiger]

Nick, i'm drunk now so i might regret this, you know what makes it all cool? My wife is bi.

So she was in on it too? I bow down to you, sir.

[Payman]

So she was in on it too? I bow down to you, sir.

No, but it balances out. 

[Rupert]

Swingers.

[Payman]

Swingers.

Negative.

[TBR]

Well this took a weird turn.

[TBR]

Also, the Abarth is fucking awesome (and I am not a fan of the regular 500). Any word on price point?

[Rich]

[Payman]

I need an Abarth.

[Payman]

Drunk, Rich. Don't disrespect me in the morning.   

[S204STi]

I'll take the one on the right.

I'll take the one on the right.

I'll take the one to the left.  Together we make a great team.

[Eye of the Tiger]

I'll take the one to the left.  Together we make a great team.

So, you and the other Nick on the left chick? Go for it, dudes. Although, he did say he was going to destroyfuck her, so you might be out of luck.

[Rupert]

Fuck that. They're mine. And so is the Abarth girl.

[S204STi]

Oh darn, missed that.

[Payman]

Oh darn, missed that.

Yep. Destroyfuck.

[S204STi]

Well, fuck away then.  Far be it from me to stand, literally, in your way.

[Payman]

Well, fuck away then.  Far be it from me to stand, literally, in your way.

Well now, that would be awkward, wouldn't it.

[S204STi]

lil bit

[Payman]

lil bit

Punch out other Nick and we're good to go.

[Eye of the Tiger]

Punch out other Nick and we're good to go.

Hey >:-/

Good luck with that. I fight dirty. First thing I do is a kick to the nuts.

[S204STi]

Don't have to worry about knocking her up, then.

[AutobahnSHO]

LOL
Someone has been REAAAAALLY toasted the last day or so on this forum...

[cawimmer430]

This thread has gone off-topic. 

We need to move it back towards Abarth, so let me say the magic words that will put us back on track...

HISTORY & HERITAGE!

[Mustangfan2003]

I need an Abarth.

Yeah and I need a tall and hot Italian chick. 

[FoMoJo]

It made me laugh .

Love the car.