Crack-pipe ads.

[Payman]

Really? $10,000 for an '85 Monte Carlo with 268,000 kms?

http://belleville.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-classic-cars-1985-Chevrolet-Monte-Carlo-Coupe-W0QQAdIdZ442223238


Post your "what are you smoking" car ads here!

[Northlands]

Not quite as wacky as yours, and less miles, but I don't see a lot of people beating down the door for this one...

http://winnipeg.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-trucks-1985-Buick-Regal-Limited-Coupe-W0QQAdIdZ369902240

[sportyaccordy]

O yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

This is gonna be good.

[93JC]

That Monte Carlo looks pretty damned good for 268,000 km. Although it is said that it has "never seen winter".

Maybe the guy added an extra zero; 26,800 km?

[Soup DeVille]

http://www.hemmings.com/classifieds/dealer/datsun/unspecified/1508453.html

If there isn't some sort of crack involved in this truck at some stage, I'd be surprised.

[MX793]

That Monte Carlo looks pretty damned good for 268,000 km. Although it is said that it has "never seen winter".

Maybe the guy added an extra zero; 26,800 km?

268000 km doesn't seem unreasonable.  That works out to just under 10K km per year (~6200 miles), which is about right for a vehicle driven daily for roughly half the year.

[Northlands]

http://www.hemmings.com/classifieds/dealer/datsun/unspecified/1508453.html

If there isn't some sort of crack involved in this truck at some stage, I'd be surprised.

Well, at least he did something with it. I did not bother posting a few ads for some early 80's Chevy half tons I found a province over that people were asking 9k-12k for that were just either being used as hunting trucks or had low mileage.

[Payman]

$40,000 for the worst year Corvette, with the worst body mods I've eve seen. 

http://ottawa.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-classic-cars-1976-Chevrolet-Corvette-W0QQAdIdZ426398569

[Northlands]

I've got a few dandies to post later when I get back that I found on Kijiji. All trucks. 1980's and big dollars. 

[giant_mtb]

Phenomenal photo quality.

http://up.craigslist.org/cto/3521652015.html

[Madman]

Somebody was smokin' crack if they thought creating this monstrosity was a good idea.  And they're huffing paint fumes if they think anyone is going to pay $4,500 for it.  As Rick James used to say; "Coccaine's a helluva drug!" 

http://nashville.craigslist.org/cto/3415160130.html

[MX793]

Phenomenal photo quality.

http://up.craigslist.org/cto/3521652015.html

I can't tell if the photos are supposed to be highlighting the car or the cover piled on the roof.

[MX793]

Somebody was smokin' crack if they thought creating this monstrosity was a good idea.  And they're huffing paint fumes if they think anyone is going to pay $4,500 for it.  As Rick James used to say; "Coccaine's a helluva drug!" 

http://nashville.craigslist.org/cto/3415160130.html

I'm curious if the seller is the one who did all of the mods or if it was a previous owner.  Seems like somebody put a lot of money in tacky accessories on that car only to sell because they wanted something with a stick-shift.

[Payman]

Somebody was smokin' crack if they thought creating this monstrosity was a good idea.  And they're huffing paint fumes if they think anyone is going to pay $4,500 for it.  As Rick James used to say; "Coccaine's a helluva drug!" 

http://nashville.craigslist.org/cto/3415160130.html

Definitely not to mine or your taste, but it's not a bad deal for some young idiot who likes this kind of thing.

[Madman]

Definitely not to mine or your taste, but it's not a bad deal for some young idiot who likes this kind of thing.

Well, according to the ad, "everything is in good conditional".  And "emission test pass guaranty!"  You can't beat that!

It says to call or text "if interesting" but I'm just not "interesting" enough to call.  But at least it's in good conditional. 

[AutobahnSHO]

Somebody was smokin' crack if they thought creating this monstrosity was a good idea.  And they're huffing paint fumes if they think anyone is going to pay $4,500 for it.  As Rick James used to say; "Coccaine's a helluva drug!" 

http://nashville.craigslist.org/cto/3415160130.html

As far as ricers go, as soon as that is painted (if ever) it doesn't look as bad as many.. Not my style but I could respect if it were finished.

[280Z Turbo]

As far as ricers go, as soon as that is painted (if ever) it doesn't look as bad as many.. Not my style but I could respect if it were finished.

I don't respect that at all. It looks like shit.

I see no reason to pander to ricers.

[Raza]

I don't respect that at all. It looks like shit.

I see no reason to pander to ricers.

You guys humor MrH all day long!

[280Z Turbo]

You guys humor MrH all day long!

I don't.

I could never approve of someone fucking with their lamps.

[Northlands]

From the: " I don't care about selling my shit " department.


http://winnipeg.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-trucks-2005-Honda-Civic-Sedan-W0QQAdIdZ450114635


Really? You couldn't clean off the car to take photos.... REAAALLLY....

[Payman]

From the: " I don't care about selling my shit " department.


http://winnipeg.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-trucks-2005-Honda-Civic-Sedan-W0QQAdIdZ450114635


Really? You couldn't clean off the car to take photos.... REAAALLLY....

Lol what a fucking idiot.

[93JC]

I get a laugh out of people who advertise their cars as "lady driven". "Lady driven" screams "poorly maintained and beat on" to me. The average woman's car is a fucking trash pile in my experience.

[Northlands]

I get a laugh out of people who advertise their cars as "lady driven". "Lady driven" screams "poorly maintained and beat on" to me. The average woman's car is a fucking trash pile in my experience.

That's been my experience when looking at used cars. Some even keep all of their maintenance paperwork, and it's astounding how long some of them go between oil changes.

[Rupert]

Because every man always perfectly maintains his car. Yep.

[Onslaught]

Because every man always perfectly maintains his car. Yep.

Any real man.

[Payman]

Because every man always perfectly maintains his car. Yep.

Captain Clitoris, defender of women everywhere, speaks again!

[Rupert]

Capt. Clit, pointer outer of the obvious.

[Northlands]

Because every man always perfectly maintains his car. Yep.

Stereotypes exist for a reason. 

[93JC]

Because every man always perfectly maintains his car. Yep.

Hey man, I'm not the one trying to use "lady driven" as a selling point.

[Onslaught]

I'd walk away from an RX-7, RX-8 or 1.6 NA Miata that was "lady driven."