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Started by Laconian, January 09, 2013, 12:30:40 AM

It's the early to mid 90's. You're a boring person and you need a boring car. What to buy?

Third gen Ford Taurus
3 (15%)
Chevrolet Lumina
4 (20%)
Buick Regal
6 (30%)
Dodge Stratus
1 (5%)
Mercury Sable
2 (10%)
Chrysler Cirrus
0 (0%)
Eagle Vision
4 (20%)

Total Members Voted: 20

Laconian

Kia EV6 GT-Line / MX-5 RF 6MT

2o6

Stratus. Still looks great, IMO.

Eye of the Tiger

I think I have to agree with Patrick Bedard and go with an Eagle Vision TSi.

2008 TUNDRA (Truck Ultra-wideband Never-say-die Daddy Rottweiler Awesome)

SVT666

Quote from: 2o6 on January 09, 2013, 12:34:53 AM
Stratus. Still looks great, IMO.
It never looked great.

I would take the Taurus.  My wife had one as a company car for 2 years and aside from being ugly and boring as sin it was extremely reliable, comfortable, and had the biggest trunk I have ever seen outside of a Town Car.

Madman

Quote from: Eye of the Tiger on January 09, 2013, 12:49:22 AM
I think I have to agree with Patrick Bedard and go with an Eagle Vision TSi.




I agree.  It was a pretty striking car in it's day.
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Formerly owned cars: 2010 Mazda 5 Sport, 2008 Audi A4 2.0T S-Line Sedan, 2003 Volkswagen Passat GL 1.8T wagon, 1998 Ford Escort SE sedan, 2001 Cadillac Catera, 2000 Volkswagen Golf GLS 2.0 5-Door, 1997 Honda Odyssey LX, 1991 Volvo 240 sedan, 1990 Volvo 740 Turbo sedan, 1987 Volvo 240 DL sedan, 1990 Peugeot 405 DL Sportswagon, 1985 Peugeot 505 Turbo sedan, 1985 Merkur XR4Ti, 1983 Renault R9 Alliance DL sedan, 1979 Chevrolet Caprice Classic wagon, 1975 Volkswagen Transporter, 1980 Fiat X-1/9 Bertone, 1979 Volkswagen Rabbit C 3-Door hatch, 1976 Ford Pinto V6 coupe, 1952 Chevrolet Styleline Deluxe sedan

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93JC


2o6

Why is the Vision on herr, but not the Intrepid?

93JC

It's the same car, Francis.

Madman

#8
Coincidently, I passed an Eagle Vision TSi 3.5 on the highway this morning.  First one I've seen in quite some time.

For a mid-'90s Detroit barge, it didn't look half bad.  In fact, I think it's the best Detroit barge of it's era.
Current cars: 2015 Ford Escape SE, 2011 MINI Cooper

Formerly owned cars: 2010 Mazda 5 Sport, 2008 Audi A4 2.0T S-Line Sedan, 2003 Volkswagen Passat GL 1.8T wagon, 1998 Ford Escort SE sedan, 2001 Cadillac Catera, 2000 Volkswagen Golf GLS 2.0 5-Door, 1997 Honda Odyssey LX, 1991 Volvo 240 sedan, 1990 Volvo 740 Turbo sedan, 1987 Volvo 240 DL sedan, 1990 Peugeot 405 DL Sportswagon, 1985 Peugeot 505 Turbo sedan, 1985 Merkur XR4Ti, 1983 Renault R9 Alliance DL sedan, 1979 Chevrolet Caprice Classic wagon, 1975 Volkswagen Transporter, 1980 Fiat X-1/9 Bertone, 1979 Volkswagen Rabbit C 3-Door hatch, 1976 Ford Pinto V6 coupe, 1952 Chevrolet Styleline Deluxe sedan

"The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom." ~ Isaac Asimov

"I much prefer the sharpest criticism of a single intelligent man to the thoughtless approval of the masses." - Johannes Kepler

"One of the most cowardly things ordinary people do is to shut their eyes to facts." - C.S. Lewis

cawimmer430

Buick Regal. Just so I can tell a girl here I drive a "Regal" and get slapped in the face when I do.  :praise:
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SVT666

I would have picked the first gen Oldsmobile Aurora if it had been included, but the price point probably kept it out of this poll.

Soup DeVille

Quote from: 2o6 on January 09, 2013, 09:30:17 AM
Why is the Vision on herr, but not the Intrepid?

There are certain words we tend to avoid here on da spin...
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

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S204STi

Regal, for sure.  The Supercharged variant, if possible.  They were really pretty decent cars, IMO.  Not much goes wrong with them, either, so long as you're ok with replacing the intake manifold gaskets as soon as you buy it, and possibly replace a window regulator or four.

hotrodalex


Gotta-Qik-C7

Regal. It mite rust in half but the driveline was bullet proof!
2014 C7 Vert, 2002 Silverado, 2005 Road Glide

shp4man

I voted Sable. Across the board headlights, bitches!  :lol:

Laconian

I haven't seen a Sable like that for years, but near the end of their natural lives, it was rare to see one without at least one burned out light in that bar.
Kia EV6 GT-Line / MX-5 RF 6MT

shp4man

Quote from: Laconian on January 09, 2013, 05:00:54 PM
I haven't seen a Sable like that for years, but near the end of their natural lives, it was rare to see one without at least one burned out light in that bar.

True. But you could actually get a blue or a green interior back then. Now, it's just grey, tan or black.

Laconian

It would be a neat ricer hack to tie the intensity of that light to the engine's RPMs. Now you can SEE the Vulcan's power!
Kia EV6 GT-Line / MX-5 RF 6MT

shp4man

Quote from: Laconian on January 09, 2013, 05:08:29 PM
It would be a neat ricer hack to tie the intensity of that light to the engine's RPMs. Now you can SEE the Vulcan's power!
:lol:

280Z Turbo

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93JC

A few of the old clunker Sables I've seen around (and there aren't many anymore) already have that feature built in. Philistines who can't appreciate it for what it is say things like "malfunctioning charging system" about it.

(The same is true of old Grand Prixs and Mercury Topazes.)

Laconian

Quote from: 93JC on January 09, 2013, 05:35:15 PM
A few of the old clunker Sables I've seen around (and there aren't many anymore) already have that feature built in. Philistines who can't appreciate it for what it is say things like "malfunctioning charging system" about it.

(The same is true of old Grand Prixs and Mercury Topazes.)
Heh, I think my Camry did that too, before its alternator died.
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cawimmer430

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Speed_Racer

If I were a boring person looking for a boring car, I'd get the Sable because it's less conspicuous than the Taurus. The last thing I'd want is my boring wife to get all hot and bothered by the car I roll up in.

Bench seat and column shift booyah.

MX793

Which generation Lumina are we talking about?  The late 80s-early 90s 1st gen or the mid-90s 2nd gen?
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MX793

Quote from: Speed_Racer on January 09, 2013, 08:43:51 PM
If I were a boring person looking for a boring car, I'd get the Sable because it's less conspicuous than the Taurus. The last thing I'd want is my boring wife to get all hot and bothered by the car I roll up in.

Bench seat and column shift booyah.

With that glitzy illuminated grille, the Sable is anything but less conspicuous than a Taurus.  Mercuries were traditionally positioned to be slightly more upscale than Fords.
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