Ranger Danger

Started by footoflead, November 16, 2005, 05:40:15 PM

footoflead

no helmet + redneck stupidity + ranger + big dirt hill =  ______ (fill in the blank)

Ranger Danger

enjoy B)  
Speed is my drug, Adrenaline my addiction
Racing is an addiction...and the only cure is poverty
Sometimes you just have to floor it and hope for the best
Member of the Rag destroyed the 'CarSPIN carry the torch thread' club
Co-President of the I Fought the Tree and the Tree Won Club

m4c$'s ar3 th3 suck0rz club president!
'02 Mustang Red, Mine
'04 Mustang Silver, Dad's
'05 Silverado, Mom's

Secret Chimp

That would be soooo fun to do (with a helmet on)


Quote from: BENZ BOY15 on January 02, 2014, 02:40:13 PM
That's a great local brewery that we have. Do I drink their beer? No.

footoflead

QuoteThat would be soooo fun to do (with a helmet on)
and a 5 point safety harness...

i would shit my pants getting that much air :ph34r:  
Speed is my drug, Adrenaline my addiction
Racing is an addiction...and the only cure is poverty
Sometimes you just have to floor it and hope for the best
Member of the Rag destroyed the 'CarSPIN carry the torch thread' club
Co-President of the I Fought the Tree and the Tree Won Club

m4c$'s ar3 th3 suck0rz club president!
'02 Mustang Red, Mine
'04 Mustang Silver, Dad's
'05 Silverado, Mom's

Raghavan

That's some scary shit. :ph34r:

giant_mtb


280Z Turbo

LOL! It's a gen-I long box just like mine!

Maybe that's how I should get rid of mine when it's on it's last leg.

footoflead

QuoteLOL! It's a gen-I long box just like mine!

Maybe that's how I should get rid of mine when it's on it's last leg.
Video man....be safe when you do it..dont end up like that guy
Speed is my drug, Adrenaline my addiction
Racing is an addiction...and the only cure is poverty
Sometimes you just have to floor it and hope for the best
Member of the Rag destroyed the 'CarSPIN carry the torch thread' club
Co-President of the I Fought the Tree and the Tree Won Club

m4c$'s ar3 th3 suck0rz club president!
'02 Mustang Red, Mine
'04 Mustang Silver, Dad's
'05 Silverado, Mom's

Raghavan

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QuoteLOL! It's a gen-I long box just like mine!

Maybe that's how I should get rid of mine when it's on it's last leg.
Video man....be safe when you do it..dont end up like that guy
HE could remote control it like they did on 5th Gear. ;)  

footoflead

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QuoteLOL! It's a gen-I long box just like mine!

Maybe that's how I should get rid of mine when it's on it's last leg.
Video man....be safe when you do it..dont end up like that guy
HE could remote control it like they did on 5th Gear. ;)
or just stick a brick on the gas pedal with the tranny out of gear stick it in a gear...dump the clutch and jump for dear life...and enjoy B)  :D  :lol:
Speed is my drug, Adrenaline my addiction
Racing is an addiction...and the only cure is poverty
Sometimes you just have to floor it and hope for the best
Member of the Rag destroyed the 'CarSPIN carry the torch thread' club
Co-President of the I Fought the Tree and the Tree Won Club

m4c$'s ar3 th3 suck0rz club president!
'02 Mustang Red, Mine
'04 Mustang Silver, Dad's
'05 Silverado, Mom's

Raghavan

Quote
Quote
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QuoteLOL! It's a gen-I long box just like mine!

Maybe that's how I should get rid of mine when it's on it's last leg.
Video man....be safe when you do it..dont end up like that guy
HE could remote control it like they did on 5th Gear. ;)
or just stick a brick on the gas pedal with the tranny out of gear stick it in a gear...dump the clutch and jump for dear life...and enjoy B)  :D  :lol:
He'd need a mile or two of open road before that jump. He'd need to stick it in fifth gear with his foot on the brake and clutch, then put the brick on the gass, let it rev up, and then just geronimo outta the truck and hope it doesn't stall. :lol:  

footoflead

Quote
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QuoteLOL! It's a gen-I long box just like mine!

Maybe that's how I should get rid of mine when it's on it's last leg.
Video man....be safe when you do it..dont end up like that guy
HE could remote control it like they did on 5th Gear. ;)
or just stick a brick on the gas pedal with the tranny out of gear stick it in a gear...dump the clutch and jump for dear life...and enjoy B)  :D  :lol:
He'd need a mile or two of open road before that jump. He'd need to stick it in fifth gear with his foot on the brake and clutch, then put the brick on the gass, let it rev up, and then just geronimo outta the truck and hope it doesn't stall. :lol:
5th might be to tall to do that....i bet he could start it in 4th though
Speed is my drug, Adrenaline my addiction
Racing is an addiction...and the only cure is poverty
Sometimes you just have to floor it and hope for the best
Member of the Rag destroyed the 'CarSPIN carry the torch thread' club
Co-President of the I Fought the Tree and the Tree Won Club

m4c$'s ar3 th3 suck0rz club president!
'02 Mustang Red, Mine
'04 Mustang Silver, Dad's
'05 Silverado, Mom's

giant_mtb

That truck was going (guess) between 45 and 60 MPH...that's easily 3rd gear...

footoflead

QuoteThat truck was going (guess) between 45 and 60 MPH...that's easily 3rd gear...
at redline yes :)  B) ...its very possible for him to do this...
Speed is my drug, Adrenaline my addiction
Racing is an addiction...and the only cure is poverty
Sometimes you just have to floor it and hope for the best
Member of the Rag destroyed the 'CarSPIN carry the torch thread' club
Co-President of the I Fought the Tree and the Tree Won Club

m4c$'s ar3 th3 suck0rz club president!
'02 Mustang Red, Mine
'04 Mustang Silver, Dad's
'05 Silverado, Mom's

280Z Turbo

Quote
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QuoteLOL! It's a gen-I long box just like mine!

Maybe that's how I should get rid of mine when it's on it's last leg.
Video man....be safe when you do it..dont end up like that guy
HE could remote control it like they did on 5th Gear. ;)
or just stick a brick on the gas pedal with the tranny out of gear stick it in a gear...dump the clutch and jump for dear life...and enjoy B)  :D  :lol:
He'd need a mile or two of open road before that jump. He'd need to stick it in fifth gear with his foot on the brake and clutch, then put the brick on the gass, let it rev up, and then just geronimo outta the truck and hope it doesn't stall. :lol:
The POWER RANGER[/font] doesn't need a mile or two to get up to it's blistering top speed of 80 mph. It can shoot to that within a quarter mile. :praise:  

footoflead

Quote
Quote
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QuoteLOL! It's a gen-I long box just like mine!

Maybe that's how I should get rid of mine when it's on it's last leg.
Video man....be safe when you do it..dont end up like that guy
HE could remote control it like they did on 5th Gear. ;)
or just stick a brick on the gas pedal with the tranny out of gear stick it in a gear...dump the clutch and jump for dear life...and enjoy B)  :D  :lol:
He'd need a mile or two of open road before that jump. He'd need to stick it in fifth gear with his foot on the brake and clutch, then put the brick on the gass, let it rev up, and then just geronimo outta the truck and hope it doesn't stall. :lol:
The POWER RANGER[/font] doesn't need a mile or two to get up to it's blistering top speed of 80 mph. It can shoot to that within a quarter mile. :praise:
:D  
Speed is my drug, Adrenaline my addiction
Racing is an addiction...and the only cure is poverty
Sometimes you just have to floor it and hope for the best
Member of the Rag destroyed the 'CarSPIN carry the torch thread' club
Co-President of the I Fought the Tree and the Tree Won Club

m4c$'s ar3 th3 suck0rz club president!
'02 Mustang Red, Mine
'04 Mustang Silver, Dad's
'05 Silverado, Mom's

Raghavan

Quote
Quote
Quote
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QuoteLOL! It's a gen-I long box just like mine!

Maybe that's how I should get rid of mine when it's on it's last leg.
Video man....be safe when you do it..dont end up like that guy
HE could remote control it like they did on 5th Gear. ;)
or just stick a brick on the gas pedal with the tranny out of gear stick it in a gear...dump the clutch and jump for dear life...and enjoy B)  :D  :lol:
He'd need a mile or two of open road before that jump. He'd need to stick it in fifth gear with his foot on the brake and clutch, then put the brick on the gass, let it rev up, and then just geronimo outta the truck and hope it doesn't stall. :lol:
5th might be to tall to do that....i bet he could start it in 4th though
Well, he'd still have to start in a higher gear to get more speed for max air. :rockon:  And he'd need to release the brakes and clutch slowly so he doesn't stall. Then he could just step out of the truck.
One prob would be keeping the truck straight. I suppose you could theoretically glue the wheel straight...

Raghavan

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Quote
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QuoteLOL! It's a gen-I long box just like mine!

Maybe that's how I should get rid of mine when it's on it's last leg.
Video man....be safe when you do it..dont end up like that guy
HE could remote control it like they did on 5th Gear. ;)
or just stick a brick on the gas pedal with the tranny out of gear stick it in a gear...dump the clutch and jump for dear life...and enjoy B)  :D  :lol:
He'd need a mile or two of open road before that jump. He'd need to stick it in fifth gear with his foot on the brake and clutch, then put the brick on the gass, let it rev up, and then just geronimo outta the truck and hope it doesn't stall. :lol:
The POWER RANGER[/font] doesn't need a mile or two to get up to it's blistering top speed of 80 mph. It can shoot to that within a quarter mile. :praise:
IN 5th gear???

Catman

The Dukes never got that banged up. :blink:  

Catman

Nice steering column BTW. :lol:  

footoflead

QuoteA.  What a F**king Idiot.

B.  That music (if you can call it that) is some of the worst trash I have ever heard.
I didnt make it so....

well you saw the redneck that did the jump i would hate to see his friends...(who probably made the video)
Speed is my drug, Adrenaline my addiction
Racing is an addiction...and the only cure is poverty
Sometimes you just have to floor it and hope for the best
Member of the Rag destroyed the 'CarSPIN carry the torch thread' club
Co-President of the I Fought the Tree and the Tree Won Club

m4c$'s ar3 th3 suck0rz club president!
'02 Mustang Red, Mine
'04 Mustang Silver, Dad's
'05 Silverado, Mom's

mazda6er

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QuoteA.  What a F**king Idiot.

B.  That music (if you can call it that) is some of the worst trash I have ever heard.
System of a Down? eh, it's alright.

Maybe they were trying to say something with that song choice, I don't know.
--Mark
Quote from: R-inge on March 26, 2007, 06:26:46 PMMy dad used to rent Samurai.  He loves them good.

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