Ugliest Car In America Blends Ford Expedition And Mercedes

Started by cawimmer430, October 22, 2013, 12:49:34 PM

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Ugliest Car In America Blends Ford Expedition And Mercedes

It's not a car, and it's not an SUV, but it's definitely all weird



For $18,000 this car owner created a monster, but it can be yours for the low, low price of $6,500.

This unholy union of a 1999 Ford Expedition and a Mercedes Benz E- class front end has dragged it's self through 112,850 miles, all while looking like a it was mashed together by the teleportation machines in The Fly.

It comes fully loaded with flame style decals, a thumping sound system featuring 3 12-inch speakers and 2 amplifiers and, of course, oversized 24 inch rims.

It's not just stylish, but it's also safe. The thing comes fully equipped with airbags -- passengers will be grateful for this safety feature when the driver crashes, which will no doubt happen while the driver watches a DVD from the screen on his steering wheel.

The seller also mentions that he's open to a trade, but who knows what carnival of horrors your poor used car would go through.



Link: http://autos.aol.com/article/ugliest-car-in-america-blends-ford-expedition-and-mercedes/
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Current cars: 2015 Ford Escape SE, 2011 MINI Cooper

Formerly owned cars: 2010 Mazda 5 Sport, 2008 Audi A4 2.0T S-Line Sedan, 2003 Volkswagen Passat GL 1.8T wagon, 1998 Ford Escort SE sedan, 2001 Cadillac Catera, 2000 Volkswagen Golf GLS 2.0 5-Door, 1997 Honda Odyssey LX, 1991 Volvo 240 sedan, 1990 Volvo 740 Turbo sedan, 1987 Volvo 240 DL sedan, 1990 Peugeot 405 DL Sportswagon, 1985 Peugeot 505 Turbo sedan, 1985 Merkur XR4Ti, 1983 Renault R9 Alliance DL sedan, 1979 Chevrolet Caprice Classic wagon, 1975 Volkswagen Transporter, 1980 Fiat X-1/9 Bertone, 1979 Volkswagen Rabbit C 3-Door hatch, 1976 Ford Pinto V6 coupe, 1952 Chevrolet Styleline Deluxe sedan

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cawimmer430

Quote from: Madman on October 22, 2013, 01:56:26 PM
I'd rather have the Jerarri.




Jeep + Ferrari = Jerarri!


That could also pass as some wacky Citroen DS Safari "Off Road" version at first glance!
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Soup DeVille

Quote from: Madman on October 22, 2013, 01:56:26 PM
I'd rather have the Jerarri.




Jeep + Ferrari = Jerarri!


I literally threw up in my mouth just a little.
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

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