Did you know that Yugo........

Started by Mustangfan2003, November 30, 2013, 08:36:10 AM

Mustangfan2003

How did this ad not lead to millions of sales?

Old Yugo commercial

BTW I had a mechanic tell me one time he bought one of these for under $100, spent about $50 in parts, and sold it for $300.  Not a bad flip. 

Soup DeVille

There used to be a guy who was a regular at the Wednesday night drags at Milan who ran one or two of those. He had one that was in the mid 13s itch the stock engine and heads, naturally aspirated.

Went by the name of "Dave Yugo."
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

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Mustangfan2003

Quote from: Soup DeVille on November 30, 2013, 10:11:23 AM
There used to be a guy who was a regular at the Wednesday night drags at Milan who ran one or two of those. He had one that was in the mid 13s itch the stock engine and heads, naturally aspirated.

Went by the name of "Dave Yugo."

What did he race against, lawn mowers? 

cawimmer430

God, I love those cheesy 1980s commercials. Absolutely hilarious to watch these days.  :lol:

I guess I'll get a pat on the back when I claim that "1974 Dodge Monaco > Yugo". Right?  :praise:
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Mustangfan2003

Quote from: cawimmer430 on November 30, 2013, 02:34:54 PM
God, I love those cheesy 1980s commercials. Absolutely hilarious to watch these days.  :lol:

I guess I'll get a pat on the back when I claim that "1974 Dodge Monaco > Yugo". Right?  :praise:

The Dodge might be slightly more reliable but they both rust away just as fast. 

MX793

I'm sure being featured in the Dragnet movie got them a bunch of sales.
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Onslaught

Quote from: Soup DeVille on November 30, 2013, 10:11:23 AM
There used to be a guy who was a regular at the Wednesday night drags at Milan who ran one or two of those. He had one that was in the mid 13s itch the stock engine and heads, naturally aspirated.

Went by the name of "Dave Yugo."
They get faster in racing because all the parts start falling off during a race.

Mustangfan2003

What's the best way to make quick cash on your Yugo? 









Take it to the scrap yard. 

Onslaught

My former dealership sold these things in the 80's before my time being there. I was told horror stories about just how bad these cars are. The dealership sold them for some time and then quit it was so bad.

Mustangfan2003

I think a Chevy dealer sold them here.  Not sure if they had any buy a Chevy and get a free Yugo deal like some other dealers out there did. 

Soup DeVille

Quote from: Mustangfan2003 on November 30, 2013, 12:29:04 PM
What did he race against, lawn mowers? 

Hey, in the mid 90s, 13 seconds was bookin'
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

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Madman

I wonder who would answer the phone if I tried calling 1-800-USA-YUGO these days?

I might give it a try on Monday!  :lol:
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Mustangfan2003

I think I saw someone post on jalopnk and say it's just an operator saying "this number is not available"  Thought maybe it would take you to some porn hotline. 

Madman

Damn, I was going to request a brochure!  :cry:

Oh well.  At least there is somebody who's still supplying parts for Yugos.  I'm sure all three of his customers are very grateful!

http://www.yugoparts.com/
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"The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom." ~ Isaac Asimov

"I much prefer the sharpest criticism of a single intelligent man to the thoughtless approval of the masses." - Johannes Kepler

"One of the most cowardly things ordinary people do is to shut their eyes to facts." - C.S. Lewis

Mustangfan2003

Could an ultra cheap car work in the US, like the Nano?  The 3 wheeled car I posted in the mainstream section was kinda neat but would people buy it? 

Galaxy

Quote from: Madman on November 30, 2013, 11:47:05 PM
Damn, I was going to request a brochure!  :cry:

Oh well.  At least there is somebody who's still supplying parts for Yugos.  I'm sure all three of his customers are very grateful!

http://www.yugoparts.com/


They also represent Zastava. Did not someone here work on a suspension for them? Camiro I think was his name.

Galaxy

Quote from: Mustangfan2003 on December 01, 2013, 12:01:17 AM
Could an ultra cheap car work in the US, like the Nano?  The 3 wheeled car I posted in the mainstream section was kinda neat but would people buy it? 

Something like Dacia would probably work better.

Mustangfan2003

Quote from: Galaxy on December 01, 2013, 10:05:39 AM
Something like Dacia would probably work better.

That or the new Datsun brand.   

Colin

Quote from: Mustangfan2003 on November 30, 2013, 02:37:46 PM
The Dodge might be slightly more reliable but they both rust away just as fast. 
Actually, if you go to the Balkan states, you will still see a surprising number of these (and the later cars called Skala)....... so I would guess that global survival is far greater for the Yugo than it is for the 1974 Dodge Monaco. (sorry, CW!).

Mustangfan2003

Didn't NATO bomb the Yugo factory pretty bad? 

FlatBlackCaddy

Quote from: Mustangfan2003 on December 01, 2013, 01:31:47 PM
Didn't NATO bomb the Yugo factory pretty bad? 

Someone called in a favor....

That or a USAF general bought a yugo and got screwed, talk about filing a customer complaint.

ifcar

Quote from: Madman on November 30, 2013, 11:47:05 PM
Damn, I was going to request a brochure!  :cry:

Oh well.  At least there is somebody who's still supplying parts for Yugos.  I'm sure all three of his customers are very grateful!

http://www.yugoparts.com/


It doesn't take many individual customers to keep a Yugo parts supply company in business. They'll keep coming back.

Mustangfan2003

Question is why would anyone still have a Yugo in the first place?  It would be interesting for a museum but that's about it. 

Soup DeVille

Quote from: Mustangfan2003 on December 01, 2013, 06:12:02 PM
Question is why would anyone still have a Yugo in the first place?  It would be interesting for a museum but that's about it. 

Why not? Beats collecting Commemorative Elvis figurines.
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

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280Z Turbo

I'm surprised Soup doesn't own one.

Soup DeVille

Quote from: 280Z Turbo on December 01, 2013, 06:22:37 PM
I'm surprised Soup doesn't own one.

I already have two cars that people shake their heads over.
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

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veeman

Quote from: Mustangfan2003 on December 01, 2013, 12:01:17 AM
Could an ultra cheap car work in the US, like the Nano?  The 3 wheeled car I posted in the mainstream section was kinda neat but would people buy it? 

I think, unlike in some countries, you can't have ultra cheap new cars in the US because of the cost of required safety features. Airbags (front, side impact, side curtain), anti-lock brakes, stability control, would probably double the cost of a Nano. 

Soup DeVille

Quote from: veeman on December 05, 2013, 08:05:40 AM
I think, unlike in some countries, you can't have ultra cheap new cars in the US because of the cost of required safety features. Airbags (front, side impact, side curtain), anti-lock brakes, stability control, would probably double the cost of a Nano. 

That can all be avoided by filling he car worth foam packing peanuts.
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

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Colin

Quote from: Mustangfan2003 on December 01, 2013, 01:31:47 PM
Didn't NATO bomb the Yugo factory pretty bad? 

NATO?

Err, no.

The Yugo factory was largely destroyed in the Bosnian conflicts in the early 1990s, but I think you will find that it was the Serbs who were officially deemed to be the culprits for the destruction of Bosnia.