Nice to see we have our priorities straight.

Started by Soup DeVille, July 20, 2014, 02:39:14 PM

Soup DeVille

https://autos.yahoo.com/news/us-customs-cracking-down-imported-land-rovers-133005490.html

What would you say the top issues facing the US Customs and Border Protection is these days? The southern border immigrant crisis? Maybe the narcotics or weapons smuggling problem? What about the so-called war on terrorism?

No, my friend: way, way off:

The major problem we face today is wealthy people trying to import the vehicle of their choice.
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

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Rupert

Obviously ridiculous, but it kind of sounds like they were asking for it by trying to scam Customs.
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Soup DeVille

Quote from: Rupert on July 20, 2014, 02:51:02 PM
Obviously ridiculous, but it kind of sounds like they were asking for it by trying to scam Customs.

Not sure it's a scam; the only evidence I've heard directly is that an inspector showed where the VIN on the motor was wrong. Last I checked, it was perfectly legal to swap out a motor.
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

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12,000 RPM

Can we pls not politicize every subforum here... the car sections are a nice repreive from that garbage
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Soup DeVille

Quote from: 12,000 RPM on July 22, 2014, 12:24:11 PM
Can we pls not politicize every subforum here... the car sections are a nice repreive from that garbage

Sorry, I thought the law forum was the place to talk about law enforcement.
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

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