FVcK ThA H8terZ

Started by 68_427, March 30, 2015, 01:23:58 AM

68_427

Usually I'm one to say "It's their car so I don't give a shit what they do to it", but this is a legitimate road hazard.  The fuck is this guy thinking.

Cut a hole in the roof, no rear windows, welded the rear doors shut, and cut out a giant part of the frame rail. Have at it  :nutty:














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'racecar is die'
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Soup DeVille

How do those tires even seal?

Ok, so its pretty hacky. Maybe intentionally so though? B
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

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giant_mtb


Rupert

That's so ridiculously stupid, it must be intentional.
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68_427

It's intentional obviously, but it's not a joke.  (To the owner anyways)
Quotewhere were you when automotive dream died
i was sat at home drinking brake fluid when wife ring
'racecar is die'
no


Gotta-Qik-C7

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shp4man

#6
The look he was going for:



What a maroon!!  :lol:



FoMoJo

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r0tor

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Eye of the Tiger

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Secret Chimp

Why does this appeal to anybody? Do these guys stop developing their sense of taste around age 11? Why do you want a car that is complete garbage to drive and looks like fucking Hot Wheels packaging art by way of Cambodia?


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NomisR

This isn't a Fast and Furious parody of sort?

Laconian

Love how the tires have worn holes through the fenders.
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MX793

Quote from: Laconian on March 30, 2015, 05:12:03 PM
Love how the tires have worn holes through the fenders.

Not sure if they wore through or he cut the fenders to make it look like they wore through.
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Soup DeVille

Quote from: 68_427 on March 30, 2015, 02:34:55 AM
It's intentional obviously, but it's not a joke.  (To the owner anyways)

Yes, it's intentional; but is it intentionally so poorly done?
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

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giant_mtb

Quote from: Soup DeVille on March 30, 2015, 02:15:23 AM
How do those tires even seal?

Go to YouTube, where you can find a number of videos of people putting tires on wheels they don't belong on and their techniques in achieving such greatness.

Eye of the Tiger

Quote from: giant_mtb on March 31, 2015, 10:09:03 AM
Go to YouTube, where you can find a number of videos of people putting tires on wheels they don't belong on and their techniques in achieving such greatness.

It usually involves explosions, which is cool.
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12,000 RPM

Fck you guys found my inspiration.

No but seriously the "attention over everything" contingent of this generation makes me physically ill. Building a car for internet props, OK. Destroying a car and putting everyone around you in danger,  :nutty:
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r0tor

Truthfully, I don't think it really is as sketcky as the pics make it out to be. 

The springs are short but in looks like for that much suspension droop he must have disconnected the sway bar... Stock springs would also probably fully relax the spring under the same condition.
Similarly, the metal hacking may or may not be as bad as it appears... Just not sure what was cut out...

The tires/wheels are ridiculous.... But unfortunately see on the road similar crap combined with 45 degrees of camber almost daily now
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Payman

Guy in Belleville has a Miata NA stanced like that. It's a red car with ginormous screwed on black plastic flares. It looks awful and the handling is surely destroyed. Some day I'd like to find him in a parking lot and ask "why?"

So many things he could have done with the same money to make it a better car... anti-roll bars, nice (sensible) wheels, etc.

giant_mtb

Quote from: Rockraven on April 03, 2015, 10:12:00 AM
Guy in Belleville has a Miata NA stanced like that. It's a red car with ginormous screwed on black plastic flares. It looks awful and the handling is surely destroyed. Some day I'd like to find him in a parking lot and ask "why?"

So many things he could have done with the same money to make it a better car... anti-roll bars, nice (sensible) wheels, etc.

Not that I agree with the "stance" vision, but not every car is purchased with making it faster or better handling in mind. :huh:

ifcar

Quote from: 12,000 RPM on April 01, 2015, 06:53:29 PM
Fck you guys found my inspiration.

No but seriously the "attention over everything" contingent of this generation makes me physically ill. Building a car for internet props, OK. Destroying a car and putting everyone around you in danger,  :nutty:

This is the first generation that's done stupid modifications to cars?

12,000 RPM

Quote from: ifcar on April 03, 2015, 02:20:28 PM
This is the first generation that's done stupid modifications to cars?
To this degree, yes. Tire stretching has never been so mainstream as it is now. "Laying frame" on daily drivers with static suspensions has never been so mainstream as it is now.
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Payman

Quote from: giant_mtb on April 03, 2015, 10:27:05 AM
Not that I agree with the "stance" vision, but not every car is purchased with making it faster or better handling in mind. :huh:

My point is, if you're going to spend X-thousand modifying your car, there's good ways to do it, and obviously very idiotic ways to do it.

FlatBlackCaddy

Probably would have gone over better if it was a honda, this level of work is pretty common for the honda camp.

hotrodalex

Quote from: r0tor on April 03, 2015, 09:25:56 AM
Similarly, the metal hacking may or may not be as bad as it appears... Just not sure what was cut out...

Frame rails are pretty important...

r0tor

Quote from: hotrodalex on April 04, 2015, 03:35:00 PM
Frame rails are pretty important...

Since when does a Mazda 3 have frame rails?
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Eye of the Tiger

Quote from: r0tor on April 07, 2015, 02:47:04 PM
Since when does a Mazda 3 have frame rails?

Since Jesus was born.
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