How to Cut Coil Springs

[shp4man]

I'll burn my LAND down, I fucking swear.

For the insurance? 

[12,000 RPM]

Look what happens to every coil spring when it is made at the factory:

https://youtu.be/z8OohfgDG84

When the winding is complete, the spring is CUT. This is a brand new spring, and it is a CUT spring.
In fact, every coil spring must be CUT, or it would be infinitesimally long. All you ignorant fucks are.riding on CUT coil springs.

LEGIT Lolz

Someone provide some context plz

[MrH]

I couldn't even make this shit up if I tried.  Legit lolz is right.

[FlatBlackCaddy]

I have an old matress to get rid of. Thinking of tearing the springs out of it and running them on the GTR.

[Byteme]

When the winding is complete, the spring is CUT. This is a brand new spring, and it is a CUT spring.
In fact, every coil spring must be CUT, or it would be infinitesimally long. All you ignorant fucks are.riding on CUT coil springs.

That must come as quite a surprise to those with torsion bars and/or leaf springs.

[12,000 RPM]

That must come as quite a surprise to those with torsion bars and/or leaf springs.

Those have to get cut too

[Eye of the Tiger]

I'll cut YOU

[Cookie Monster]

What if your springs are cast?

[Rupert]

I mean, like, can you even truly cut a spring, man? Like whoa.

[giant_mtb]

I mean, like, can you even truly cut a spring, man? Like whoa.

[Eye of the Tiger]

Springs cannot be created or destroyed, they can only be cut.

[Soup DeVille]

I mean, like, can you even truly cut a spring, man? Like whoa.

No, you just make baby springs.