No Garage

[Eye of the Tiger]

Nu shox for Dakota. KYB GR-2. Race truck.

[Eye of the Tiger]

Rides like a new truck now. No more floaty boaty.

[Eye of the Tiger]

Only had to notch out the frame about 1/2" on each side, because the axle is not stock.

[Eye of the Tiger]

Dakota is basically the best ever. Doge room in back, 21 MPG, air cond., tractor engine, nice shifter action, sweet boom boom stereo, supreme tires, gnu shox, big piece of chrome on the tip like a prince albert ... must be time for something to break.

[giant_mtb]

Dakota gets better millage than Taco.

[Eye of the Tiger]

Dakota gets better millage than Taco.

Well, it's not great for a 4cyl/2wd/5spd. It varies from 18-22. GMC gets 13.

[Eye of the Tiger]

Ideally, I'd have a Jaguar XJ6 on hand for when I have company.

[Eye of the Tiger]

Fuck it. I want to move to Vermont.

[Eye of the Tiger]

Fuck it, the entire Northeast had invasive vehicle "safety" and "emissions" inspections. I want to move to Wyoming.

[Eye of the Tiger]

Fuck it. I'm going to claim South Dakota residency and move to Maine.

[Eye of the Tiger]

Okay, I'm going to start selling all of my personal belongings, aside from what I can take with me in one moving Pod and the back of Dakota.

[Eye of the Tiger]

Dakota .... South Dakota ... it all makes sense!

[FoMoJo]

Okay, I'm going to start selling all of my personal belongings, aside from what I can take with me in one moving Pod and the back of Dakota.

So, where to, Wyoming, Vermont, Maine...?

[Eye of the Tiger]

So, where to, Wyoming, Vermont, Maine...?

Anywhere I can get a job ... after I finish geology school.

[Eye of the Tiger]

I think I'm going to sell Ranger for diddly squat. Like $800. Come and get it.

[Eye of the Tiger]

Let's say that Ranger isn't worth selling, cuz it ain't. Race truck?

[Eye of the Tiger]

Fast fax: Ranger weighs about 2500#, and it would be relatively easy to give it 300 HP. That would be scary AF. Should try.

[shp4man]

Fast fax: Ranger weighs about 2500#, and it would be relatively easy to give it 300 HP. That would be scary AF. Should try.

No traction. Rear tires. On fire   

[FoMoJo]

Fast fax: Ranger weighs about 2500#, and it would be relatively easy to give it 300 HP. That would be scary AF. Should try.

Turbo?

[Eye of the Tiger]

Turbo?

Blow through carburetor? Thought about it. The engine is in great shape, it's just 70 HP with the 1bbl carb.

[Eye of the Tiger]

But for 300 HP I was thinking SBC+TH350.

[Eye of the Tiger]

Plan #D:
Sell all trucks and LAND. Take Fiesta and move somewhere for geology. Sell House. Fuck South Carolona.

[Soup DeVille]

Is there no Geo to Logy in SC?

[Eye of the Tiger]

Is there no Geo to Logy in SC?

Some, but not much. The Northeast has a ton, and Texas has a ton. I'd go back Northeast, closer to family.

[Eye of the Tiger]

Maybe I can get a job in NYC and live in PA. I'd get rich, right?

[Eye of the Tiger]

MANSWARM

[Eye of the Tiger]

$Texas

[Submariner]

Is there no Geo to Logy in SC?

South Carolina was created by GOD in 4000 B.C. and nick keeps wondering why there aren't more fossils of people riding dinosaurs where he is.

[Eye of the Tiger]

I dunno, I think I should keep GMC. I bet it could pass an inspextion up north if I replaced the bed, added a rear bumper, and a cadillac converter.

[Eye of the Tiger]

The cheapest round trip flight to Sioux Falls is $318. Totally worth it to become a resident.