Would these wheels look good on my truck?

[BRealistic]

Would these wheels look good on my truck?


My truck looks a lot like this one:



But mine has a two tone color thing, and is an off white on top.


Would it look good with these wheels?

[Raza]

I don't think those wheels would look good on anything, actually.

[BRealistic]

I don't think those wheels would look good on anything, actually.

Actually, I agree. I just ran across them on the net and thought they were funny.


Why would want to make wheels that looked like a man's genitals?

(shrug)

[Tom]

I don't mean to be offensive or anything, but I can't believe how much those spokes look like a certain male body part.  So exactly infact I can't help but think the designer intended them to.

[BRealistic]

I don't mean to be offensive or anything, but I can't believe how much those spokes look like a certain male body part.  So exactly infact I can't help but think the designer intended them to.

I agree. The thread was a joke.

That is why I posted it- because it is borderline insanity to put something like that on a vehicle- let alone make the wheels. What market would these be for? Lesbians? Brokeback Mountain cowboys?

(shrug)


wtf

[Tom]

I don't mean to be offensive or anything, but I can't believe how much those spokes look like a certain male body part.  So exactly infact I can't help but think the designer intended them to.

I agree. The thread was a joke.

That is why I posted it- because it is borderline insanity to put something like that on a vehicle- let alone make the wheels. What market would these be for? Lesbians? Brokeback Mountain cowboys?

(shrug)


wtf

Oh, it's a joke   I didn't carefully read the other posts.

[Laconian]

What market would these be for? Lesbians? Brokeback Mountain cowboys?

Bukkake fans?

[JWC]

I could actually see those wheels "mounted" on a van during the seventies...the ones with the shag carpeting and the round bed in the back.

That would have been classic.

Must be a wheel honoring a fertility god, made for the Pontiac Aztek.  

[BRealistic]

I could see Dick Cheney having these on his Escalade.


Monika Lewinsky has a set too, but she just keeps them in the garage and cleans them with her tongue.

[JWC]

I could see Dick Cheney having these on his Escalade.


Monika Lewinsky has a set too, but she just keeps them in the garage and cleans them with her tongue.

 

[RJM]

Ya know Bryan, it wouldn't surprise me if some "good ole boys" around here don't have a set of those.


As a side, a few years ago several of my cousins repainted their fishing boat in a camouflage motif, and of course included a phallus within the camouflage.  The year of the blizzard they fashioned a "snow penis" next to their mailbox and even went so far as to squirt yellow food coloring on it.  Their parents were out of town at the time, but when they returned, their mother mowed it down with her car.  Even though its many years later, that one has become legend at all family get-togethers!!

[BRealistic]

Ya know Bryan, it wouldn't surprise me if some "good ole boys" around here don't have a set of those.


As a side, a few years ago several of my cousins repainted their fishing boat in a camouflage motif, and of course included a phallus within the camouflage.  The year of the blizzard they fashioned a "snow penis" next to their mailbox and even went so far as to squirt yellow food coloring on it.  Their parents were out of town at the time, but when they returned, their mother mowed it down with her car.  Even though its many years later, that one has become legend at all family get-togethers!!

Yeah, I can see somebody putting a set of these on a HUMMER.




And did you survive the 'blizzard'?  :blink:  

[RJM]

Ya know Bryan, it wouldn't surprise me if some "good ole boys" around here don't have a set of those.


As a side, a few years ago several of my cousins repainted their fishing boat in a camouflage motif, and of course included a phallus within the camouflage.? The year of the blizzard they fashioned a "snow penis" next to their mailbox and even went so far as to squirt yellow food coloring on it.? Their parents were out of town at the time, but when they returned, their mother mowed it down with her car.? Even though its many years later, that one has become legend at all family get-togethers!!

Yeah, I can see somebody putting a set of these on a HUMMER.




And did you survive the 'blizzard'?  :blink:

Maybe on that custom painted purple one I saw at Sam's last week.


Yeah, I survived and I've got the t-shirt to prove (buried in a drawer somewhere).  Although my girlfriend at the time was in trouble b/c she "forgot" about it and didn't go grocery shopping in the days before....

[BRealistic]

Ya know Bryan, it wouldn't surprise me if some "good ole boys" around here don't have a set of those.


As a side, a few years ago several of my cousins repainted their fishing boat in a camouflage motif, and of course included a phallus within the camouflage.  The year of the blizzard they fashioned a "snow penis" next to their mailbox and even went so far as to squirt yellow food coloring on it.  Their parents were out of town at the time, but when they returned, their mother mowed it down with her car.  Even though its many years later, that one has become legend at all family get-togethers!!

Yeah, I can see somebody putting a set of these on a HUMMER.




And did you survive the 'blizzard'?  :blink:

Maybe on that custom painted purple one I saw at Sam's last week.


Yeah, I survived and I've got the t-shirt to prove (buried in a drawer somewhere).  Although my girlfriend at the time was in trouble b/c she "forgot" about it and didn't go grocery shopping in the days before....

I was exxagerating by 'blizzard'. it seems the snow predicted this weekend has been nothing more than continuously melting snow. But everybody was freaking out Friday...


Or were you talking about this weekend? Your 'at the time' comment makes me think you are referring to something in the distant past.



And I can see needing a HUMMER to take anything home from Sam's. :P  

[RJM]

Ya know Bryan, it wouldn't surprise me if some "good ole boys" around here don't have a set of those.


As a side, a few years ago several of my cousins repainted their fishing boat in a camouflage motif, and of course included a phallus within the camouflage.? The year of the blizzard they fashioned a "snow penis" next to their mailbox and even went so far as to squirt yellow food coloring on it.? Their parents were out of town at the time, but when they returned, their mother mowed it down with her car.? Even though its many years later, that one has become legend at all family get-togethers!!

Yeah, I can see somebody putting a set of these on a HUMMER.




And did you survive the 'blizzard'?  :blink:

Maybe on that custom painted purple one I saw at Sam's last week.


Yeah, I survived and I've got the t-shirt to prove (buried in a drawer somewhere).  Although my girlfriend at the time was in trouble b/c she "forgot" about it and didn't go grocery shopping in the days before....

I was exxagerating by 'blizzard'. it seems the snow predicted this weekend has been nothing more than continuously melting snow. But everybody was freaking out Friday...


Or were you talking about this weekend? Your 'at the time' comment makes me think you are referring to something in the distant past.



And I can see needing a HUMMER to take anything home from Sam's. :P

Remeber, everybody around here panics when flurries are mentioned.

I was thinking back to the blizzard of '93 (it was then wasn't it, been a few years), but it could apply to this weekend as well.  Then, as now, the snow never lasts more than a day or two, yet everyone buys food as if they'll be trapped for weeks on end....

Oh well, I'm sure that Kroger, Food City, and Wal-Mart rejoice when the S word is mentioned!


Almost forgot B, names Ray.

[BRealistic]

Ya know Bryan, it wouldn't surprise me if some "good ole boys" around here don't have a set of those.


As a side, a few years ago several of my cousins repainted their fishing boat in a camouflage motif, and of course included a phallus within the camouflage.  The year of the blizzard they fashioned a "snow penis" next to their mailbox and even went so far as to squirt yellow food coloring on it.  Their parents were out of town at the time, but when they returned, their mother mowed it down with her car.  Even though its many years later, that one has become legend at all family get-togethers!!

Yeah, I can see somebody putting a set of these on a HUMMER.




And did you survive the 'blizzard'?  :blink:

Maybe on that custom painted purple one I saw at Sam's last week.


Yeah, I survived and I've got the t-shirt to prove (buried in a drawer somewhere).  Although my girlfriend at the time was in trouble b/c she "forgot" about it and didn't go grocery shopping in the days before....

I was exxagerating by 'blizzard'. it seems the snow predicted this weekend has been nothing more than continuously melting snow. But everybody was freaking out Friday...


Or were you talking about this weekend? Your 'at the time' comment makes me think you are referring to something in the distant past.



And I can see needing a HUMMER to take anything home from Sam's. :P

Remeber, everybody around here panics when flurries are mentioned.

I was thinking back to the blizzard of '93 (it was then wasn't it, been a few years), but it could apply to this weekend as well.  Then, as now, the snow never lasts more than a day or two, yet everyone buys food as if they'll be trapped for weeks on end....

Oh well, I'm sure that Kroger, Food City, and Wal-Mart rejoice when the S word is mentioned!


Almost forgot B, names Ray.

Yeah- the 93? blizzard was fun. I drove my rear drive 84 Celica GTS 20 miles the day after it hit, because the parents of the friend I was visiting ran out of cigarettes and alcohol. They got quite irate. But I have never shied away from driving anything in the snow. Maybe that is my West Virginia heritage coming through, since I even drove my 73 F-100 long bed rear drive Ford in snow storms- but that ended up a parade. Everybody just got behind me and followed. I guess they thought I would just bulldoze through anything in the way.



Anyways, I do wish you well with your GM issue, Ray. Please keep us informed on your next GM vehicle decision.





On topic again- if anybody knows the origins of those wheels, I wish you would share the info with us. That company will obviously make anything, and it would be a good contact to keep.

[RJM]

As long as you drive in a prudent manner dictated by road conditions (which 99% of drivers forget to do on a daily basis), I've never experienced any problems.


The more I think of it, I know of one family member who would definitely put those on his truck.  he might not keep them on all the time, but he would definitely be interested...

[Rupert]

[Phillip]

What market would these be for? Lesbians? Brokeback Mountain cowboys?

Bukkake fans?

I thought it was funny    

[saxonyron]

Nice photoshop!  Now your truck has serious balls, BRealistic!  If I recall correctly, those wheels were actually from the NASCAR Viagra Team.  Truth in advertising just got a little out of hand!

[sparkplug]

Those wheels must be a show of being macho. Those wheels have a weak spot. Ever been kicked in the...

[Laconian]

What market would these be for? Lesbians? Brokeback Mountain cowboys?

Bukkake fans?

I thought it was funny  

At least somebody got it..   either that, or everybody else found it tasteless.

[Raza]

What market would these be for? Lesbians? Brokeback Mountain cowboys?

Bukkake fans?

I thought it was funny  

At least somebody got it..   either that, or everybody else found it tasteless.

Option B.  

Not really.  I chuckled, but there was no chuckle smilie.