F'ing hilarious!

Started by the Teuton, April 10, 2007, 09:10:03 PM

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the Teuton

April 10, 2007, 09:10:03 PM
http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/car/308399662.html

Check out the videos.

"Sponsored by 15 companies"

This is far worse than regular rice.  This one doesn't even have primer on the bumpers.
2. 1995 Saturn SL2 5-speed, 126,500 miles. 5,000 miles in two and a half months. That works out to 24,000 miles per year if I can keep up the pace.

Quote from: CJ on April 06, 2010, 10:48:54 PM
I don't care about all that shit.  I'll be going to college to get an education at a cost to my parents.  I'm not going to fool around.
Quote from: MrH on January 14, 2011, 01:13:53 PM
She'll hate diesel passenger cars, all things Ford, and fiat currency.  They will masturbate to old interviews of Ayn Rand an youtube together.
You can take the troll out of the Subaru, but you can't take the Subaru out of the troll!

Raghavan

#1
April 10, 2007, 09:12:50 PM
LAME

the Teuton

#2
April 10, 2007, 09:20:59 PM
2. 1995 Saturn SL2 5-speed, 126,500 miles. 5,000 miles in two and a half months. That works out to 24,000 miles per year if I can keep up the pace.

Quote from: CJ on April 06, 2010, 10:48:54 PM
I don't care about all that shit.  I'll be going to college to get an education at a cost to my parents.  I'm not going to fool around.
Quote from: MrH on January 14, 2011, 01:13:53 PM
She'll hate diesel passenger cars, all things Ford, and fiat currency.  They will masturbate to old interviews of Ayn Rand an youtube together.
You can take the troll out of the Subaru, but you can't take the Subaru out of the troll!

Raghavan

#3
April 10, 2007, 09:22:19 PM
Yeah, i was talking about the car, not the thread, in case there was any misunderstanding.
I want to see ChrisV talk his way out of this.

sandertheshark

#4
April 10, 2007, 09:29:08 PM
Fully modified incl. Brand new Still in box parts.
230 hp (est)5 speed
Sponsored by 15 companies!
High miles but toyota's run forever. Still racing condition engine!!!


AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!

Onslaught

#5
April 10, 2007, 09:43:35 PM
I wanted it until I saw this "PS2 (wiring but not the system i gotta play something at home lol"
What an obsolete POS. If it had a PSXIII I would buy it right now.
How much power do you think all the decals add?

850CSi

#6
April 11, 2007, 01:39:10 AM
I don't know if that's:
a) just disturbing
b) just hilarious
c) so disturbing that it's hilarious
or
d) so hilarious that it's disturbing.


I'm leaning toward 'c' right now.

Payman

#7
April 11, 2007, 05:18:31 AM
230 hp my ass.  :rolleyes:

ChrisV

#8
April 11, 2007, 06:59:44 AM
Quote from: Raghavan on April 10, 2007, 09:22:19 PM
Yeah, i was talking about the car, not the thread, in case there was any misunderstanding.
I want to see ChrisV talk his way out of this.

Why would I have to "talk my way out of this?" it's not my car, nor did I build it, nor have I made any claims ABOUT it.

:huh:
Like a fine Detroit wine, this vehicle has aged to budgetary perfection...

Eye of the Tiger

#9
April 11, 2007, 07:12:54 AM
The pictures below ARE of the ACTUAL car :-)

UNBELIEVEABLE!!! LOLZ!!!!   :lol: :lol: :lol:

Wow, Alan also posted a video of his "street racing" gang doing at least 40mph on public roads... crazy!!! It would be funny, excpet for the fact that I believe Alan is serious.

I had to leave a comment on the YouTube.
2008 TUNDRA (Truck Ultra-wideband Never-say-die Daddy Rottweiler Awesome)

the Teuton

#10
April 11, 2007, 05:46:32 PM
Do I want to know what you said in that comment?
2. 1995 Saturn SL2 5-speed, 126,500 miles. 5,000 miles in two and a half months. That works out to 24,000 miles per year if I can keep up the pace.

Quote from: CJ on April 06, 2010, 10:48:54 PM
I don't care about all that shit.  I'll be going to college to get an education at a cost to my parents.  I'm not going to fool around.
Quote from: MrH on January 14, 2011, 01:13:53 PM
She'll hate diesel passenger cars, all things Ford, and fiat currency.  They will masturbate to old interviews of Ayn Rand an youtube together.
You can take the troll out of the Subaru, but you can't take the Subaru out of the troll!

FordSVT

#11
April 16, 2007, 06:49:21 AM
Quote from: Payman on April 11, 2007, 05:18:31 AM
230 hp my ass.? :rolleyes:

I dunno man, he's got HEADERS and CAI, that's good for, what... 100 hp? And all those stickers! 15 COMPANIES MAN, are you STOOPID?!

:ohyeah:
-FordSVT-

SVT666

#12
April 16, 2007, 07:53:35 AM
Quote from: FordSVT on April 16, 2007, 06:49:21 AM
I dunno man, he's got HEADERS and CAI, that's good for, what... 100 hp? And all those stickers! 15 COMPANIES MAN, are you STOOPID?!

:ohyeah:
-FordSVT-
15 company stickers are worth 300 hp by themselves.

the Teuton

#13
April 16, 2007, 04:26:55 PM
Quote from: HEMI666 on April 16, 2007, 07:53:35 AM
15 company stickers are worth 300 hp by themselves.

Maybe even 400!
2. 1995 Saturn SL2 5-speed, 126,500 miles. 5,000 miles in two and a half months. That works out to 24,000 miles per year if I can keep up the pace.

Quote from: CJ on April 06, 2010, 10:48:54 PM
I don't care about all that shit.  I'll be going to college to get an education at a cost to my parents.  I'm not going to fool around.
Quote from: MrH on January 14, 2011, 01:13:53 PM
She'll hate diesel passenger cars, all things Ford, and fiat currency.  They will masturbate to old interviews of Ayn Rand an youtube together.
You can take the troll out of the Subaru, but you can't take the Subaru out of the troll!

SVT666

#14
April 16, 2007, 08:08:59 PM
Quote from: the Teuton on April 16, 2007, 04:26:55 PM
Maybe even 400!
Now you're just being ridiculous.  375 at most.

Payman

#15
April 16, 2007, 08:14:32 PM
Well, apparently it IS the special racing engine version...
:rolleyes:

FordSVT

#16
April 17, 2007, 10:46:36 AM
^ TITANYUM LIFTERZ AND VALVS DUDE!
-FordSVT-

the Teuton

#17
April 17, 2007, 11:02:17 AM
Quote from: Payman on April 16, 2007, 08:14:32 PM
Well, apparently it IS the special racing engine version...
:rolleyes:

Did you call him, mang?  Talk about da rimz?
2. 1995 Saturn SL2 5-speed, 126,500 miles. 5,000 miles in two and a half months. That works out to 24,000 miles per year if I can keep up the pace.

Quote from: CJ on April 06, 2010, 10:48:54 PM
I don't care about all that shit.  I'll be going to college to get an education at a cost to my parents.  I'm not going to fool around.
Quote from: MrH on January 14, 2011, 01:13:53 PM
She'll hate diesel passenger cars, all things Ford, and fiat currency.  They will masturbate to old interviews of Ayn Rand an youtube together.
You can take the troll out of the Subaru, but you can't take the Subaru out of the troll!

TheIntrepid

#18
April 17, 2007, 11:41:34 AM
:lol:

2004 Chrysler Intrepid R/T Clone - Titanium Graphite [3.5L V6 - 250hp]
1996 BMW 325i Convertible - Brilliant Black [2.5L I6 - 189hp]

TheIntrepid

#19
April 17, 2007, 11:44:25 AM
I wonder if he's interested in doing a direct trade for a

2004 Intrepid ES - Extra Super (Racing Version)
3.5L SUPER HIGH OUTPUT with 250 HORSEPOWER

Front-wheel drive is ideal for racing situations

Michelin X-Ice Race Tires

Special Race-Spec 17" Chrome Alloys!!!

It has 145,000KMb but CHRYSLER ENGINES RUN FOREVER!!!

2004 Chrysler Intrepid R/T Clone - Titanium Graphite [3.5L V6 - 250hp]
1996 BMW 325i Convertible - Brilliant Black [2.5L I6 - 189hp]

SVT666

#20
April 17, 2007, 11:52:40 AM
Quote from: TheIntrepid on April 17, 2007, 11:44:25 AM
I wonder if he's interested in doing a direct trade for a

2004 Intrepid ES - Extra Super (Racing Version)
3.5L SUPER HIGH OUTPUT with 250 HORSEPOWER

Front-wheel drive is ideal for racing situations

Michelin X-Ice Race Tires

Special Race-Spec 17" Chrome Alloys!!!

It has 145,000KMb but CHRYSLER ENGINES RUN FOREVER!!!
Your car is sponsored by 0 companies.  Therefore you must subtract 87 hp.

the Teuton

#21
April 17, 2007, 11:55:01 AM
Or I could sell mine!

Subaru, indestructable tank Impreza
Rear weight bias (about 400 lbs. reduced from the front axle!)
Rally inspired
added structural rigidity of a wagon body style (look at the next STI)
On its way back from Columbus, it traveled 120 miles on 0 gallons of gas
It has WRX rimz and a scooped hood, so it must be AWESOMETASTIC!
2. 1995 Saturn SL2 5-speed, 126,500 miles. 5,000 miles in two and a half months. That works out to 24,000 miles per year if I can keep up the pace.

Quote from: CJ on April 06, 2010, 10:48:54 PM
I don't care about all that shit.  I'll be going to college to get an education at a cost to my parents.  I'm not going to fool around.
Quote from: MrH on January 14, 2011, 01:13:53 PM
She'll hate diesel passenger cars, all things Ford, and fiat currency.  They will masturbate to old interviews of Ayn Rand an youtube together.
You can take the troll out of the Subaru, but you can't take the Subaru out of the troll!

TheIntrepid

#22
April 17, 2007, 04:23:17 PM
Quote from: the Teuton on April 17, 2007, 11:55:01 AM
Or I could sell mine!

added structural rigidity of a wagon body style (look at the next STI)

:lol: :lol: :lol:

2004 Chrysler Intrepid R/T Clone - Titanium Graphite [3.5L V6 - 250hp]
1996 BMW 325i Convertible - Brilliant Black [2.5L I6 - 189hp]
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