Driven: The Sports Car of 1994

[TheIntrepid]

I've been tooling around over the past few days in my friend's 1994 Camry 2-door, the epitome of spirited sport driving of the 20th century.

When you first glance at it, you know it's meant to race with its powerful 2.2 liter dual-overhead-cam engine featuring a whopping 133 horsepower! When you walk around the car to get used to its stance, you're made aware of its racing heritage with the body-colored rear spoiler (with integrated brakelight!). Of course, Toyota doesn't compromise safety, so there's also a fully functional third brakelight in the window as well.

One of the reverse lights may be cracked, but it's weather-wear from its racing days. One does not need to worry about a reverse light when one is flying down the highway with 0-60 times of only ten seconds!!!

The 5-speed manual gearbox is smooth but confident, allowing for two-finger shifts. Even arthritics can enjoy the sporty feel of this fine piece of machinery. Men suffering from midlife crisis' can also enjoy this vehicle with its lovely cream-colored leather seats (with love tears on the rear cushions) and listen to their Eric Clapton cassettes on the fine four-speaker cassette stereo, also featuring both AM and FM radio.

If you're out on a sunny day and feel you need to take the top down, but don't want to compromise safety by purchasing soft top competitors such as the Porsche Boxster S or the Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder, just hit the one-touch sunroof button and the Camry Coupe instantly turns into a roadster! Or, for the price of one new air conditioning compressor, you can also enjoy a fine air-conditioned cabin!

The vehicle only has 294,000km on it but the 5SFE engine is still in its break-in period. The transmission is all original.

This pristine example of classic Japanese sport motoring can be yours for the worldly sum of $950!



Interior in mint condition:



Exterior Wear:

[the Teuton]

I want that other 1994 Toyota sports car.

[sandertheshark]

I want that other 1994 Toyota sports car.

[2o6]

$950?


If I had the money I'd actually look into buying it.

[CALL_911]

I want that other 1994 Toyota sports car.

[FlatBlackCaddy]

comic book guy to trep

"worst automotive taste ever"

[TheIntrepid]

comic book guy to trep

"worst automotive taste ever"

Sarcasm.

[FlatBlackCaddy]

no

[Laconian]

Toyota got it backwards. Usually coupes look better than their sedan counterparts. This looks like a dog's breakfast. How the hell can you be a fanboy for such drivel?

[TheIntrepid]

no

This entire thread was sarcasm, idiot.

[FlatBlackCaddy]

This entire thread was sarcasm, idiot.

you try to play it off as that, deep down we all know you're an 80 year man trapped in a boys body.

[TheIntrepid]

you try to play it off as that, deep down we all know you're an 80 year man trapped in a boys body.

And deep down inside we know you're a fucking idiot trapped in a relatively wealthy man's body.

[FlatBlackCaddy]

atleast i'm not a spoiled liar that has the automotive taste of a 14 year old girl.

[TheIntrepid]

atleast i'm not a spoiled liar that has the automotive taste of a 14 year old girl.

Liar? I don't think so. What have I said that's even "questionable" in the past year? Didn't think so.

Spoiled? How so, exactly?

Automotive taste is subjective, otherwise we'd all be driving one type of car.

[MX793]

Toyota got it backwards. Usually coupes look better than their sedan counterparts. This looks like a dog's breakfast. How the hell can you be a fanboy for such drivel?

Apparently Nissan liked the design, because that's very similar to an early S14 Silvia/240SX

[FlatBlackCaddy]

Liar? I don't think so. What have I said that's even "questionable" in the past year? Didn't think so.

Spoiled? How so, exactly?

Automotive taste is subjective, otherwise we'd all be driving one type of car.

Once a liar always a liar. Just because you haven't recently doesn't change a damn thing.

[TheIntrepid]

Once a liar always a liar. Just because you haven't recently doesn't change a damn thing.

I could care less what a closed-minded retard like you thinks, but having done something once doesn't automatically make somebody a bad person.

[FlatBlackCaddy]

yup i'm sure you've only done it ONCE.

[Soup DeVille]

I could care less what a closed-minded retard like you thinks, but having done something once doesn't automatically make somebody a bad person.

So says every potential parolee in the history of the universe...

[FlatBlackCaddy]

So says every potential parolee in the history of the universe...

Also everybody in prison only commited ONE crime and got caught.

Every idiot on cops bought drugs for the first time and got caught, every "john" was caught getting a hooker for the first time etc etc.

[Lazerous]

Also everybody in prison only commited ONE crime and got caught.

Every idiot on cops bought drugs for the first time and got caught, every "john" was caught getting a hooker for the first time etc etc.

Really? Lots of unlucky people out there.

[Catman]

Note to Trep (again) .  Second time today.  You post this totally sarcastic thread and then get mad when people start on you?  This whole Camry fascination has gotten way too trollish.  I think you've gotten enough warnings as of late. 

[2o6]

$950?


If I had the money I'd actually look into buying it.

Changing Subject.

[deesea]

What on hells earth was the point of this thread?

[CALL_911]

What on hells earth was the point of this thread?

Hell isn't on Earth.

What on God's Earth was the point of this thread?

[Submariner]

Coming into this thread is kind of like walking into a room with a couple arguing about who performed worse in bed the night before.

[deesea]

Hell isn't on Earth.

What on God's Earth was the point of this thread?

[Lazerous]

Note to Trep (again) .  Second time today.  You post this totally sarcastic thread and then get mad when people start on you?  This whole Camry fascination has gotten way too trollish.  I think you've gotten enough warnings as of late. 

Busted!

[Cookie Monster]

Busted!

[Secret Chimp]

I found a picture of Trep with where he learned all of those bad words: