The Official CarSPIN Bad Parking Hall of Shame.

Started by Madman, September 01, 2010, 11:10:05 AM

hotrodalex

Quote from: thecarnut on March 15, 2011, 04:33:39 PM
I'd rather reverse a truck because you can at least see the back of the bed so you know exactly here the truck ends.

That's what I was thinking.

You know what the best compromise is? An El Camino! Smaller than a regular truck, but you can still see the back corners.

Rupert

Full backward visibility, usually better mirrors, easier to see the corners.
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Madman

White Cadillac with Florida plates.  The driver is probably well into his 80s and half blind, so he can't see the lines.

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cawimmer430

I came across a bunch of sinners today. Why are so many of these guys parking slanted on a straight-line parking spot?  :confused:












What the hell?  :confused:
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Madman

Bad taste and bad parking seem to go hand-in-hand.




Golf owner thinks he's driving a stretched Cadillac limo!




Stupid redneck is so high up in the air he can't even see the lines!

Current cars: 2015 Ford Escape SE, 2011 MINI Cooper

Formerly owned cars: 2010 Mazda 5 Sport, 2008 Audi A4 2.0T S-Line Sedan, 2003 Volkswagen Passat GL 1.8T wagon, 1998 Ford Escort SE sedan, 2001 Cadillac Catera, 2000 Volkswagen Golf GLS 2.0 5-Door, 1997 Honda Odyssey LX, 1991 Volvo 240 sedan, 1990 Volvo 740 Turbo sedan, 1987 Volvo 240 DL sedan, 1990 Peugeot 405 DL Sportswagon, 1985 Peugeot 505 Turbo sedan, 1985 Merkur XR4Ti, 1983 Renault R9 Alliance DL sedan, 1979 Chevrolet Caprice Classic wagon, 1975 Volkswagen Transporter, 1980 Fiat X-1/9 Bertone, 1979 Volkswagen Rabbit C 3-Door hatch, 1976 Ford Pinto V6 coupe, 1952 Chevrolet Styleline Deluxe sedan

"The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom." ~ Isaac Asimov

"I much prefer the sharpest criticism of a single intelligent man to the thoughtless approval of the masses." - Johannes Kepler

"One of the most cowardly things ordinary people do is to shut their eyes to facts." - C.S. Lewis

Eye of the Tiger

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saxonyron

Quote from: Eye of the Tiger on April 01, 2011, 09:49:39 AM
Yeah, stupid rednecks can't park




I had lunch there when I was camping with the family last July. One of the scenic pull offs on the south side of the Kancamagus Highway in the White Mountains.  I can't imagine how some boob managed to park like that.  Maybe he was using the curb as a lift so he could slide under and change his oil?  :confused: Then he could just toss the used oil over the stone wall and be on his way.



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Madman

Looks like I'm not the only one frustrated by bad parking.  Some enterprising person has come up with a clever (and somewhat expensive) way to vent your anger at those who can't park properly.  Just place one of these hang-tags on the offending car and, if you really have no life, stick around to see the owner's reaction when he/she returns!

http://kindofrude.com/
Current cars: 2015 Ford Escape SE, 2011 MINI Cooper

Formerly owned cars: 2010 Mazda 5 Sport, 2008 Audi A4 2.0T S-Line Sedan, 2003 Volkswagen Passat GL 1.8T wagon, 1998 Ford Escort SE sedan, 2001 Cadillac Catera, 2000 Volkswagen Golf GLS 2.0 5-Door, 1997 Honda Odyssey LX, 1991 Volvo 240 sedan, 1990 Volvo 740 Turbo sedan, 1987 Volvo 240 DL sedan, 1990 Peugeot 405 DL Sportswagon, 1985 Peugeot 505 Turbo sedan, 1985 Merkur XR4Ti, 1983 Renault R9 Alliance DL sedan, 1979 Chevrolet Caprice Classic wagon, 1975 Volkswagen Transporter, 1980 Fiat X-1/9 Bertone, 1979 Volkswagen Rabbit C 3-Door hatch, 1976 Ford Pinto V6 coupe, 1952 Chevrolet Styleline Deluxe sedan

"The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom." ~ Isaac Asimov

"I much prefer the sharpest criticism of a single intelligent man to the thoughtless approval of the masses." - Johannes Kepler

"One of the most cowardly things ordinary people do is to shut their eyes to facts." - C.S. Lewis

thewizard16

Quote from: Madman on April 06, 2011, 12:47:09 AM
Looks like I'm not the only one frustrated by bad parking.  Some enterprising person has come up with a clever (and somewhat expensive) way to vent your anger at those who can't park properly.  Just place one of these hang-tags on the offending car and, if you really have no life, stick around to see the owner's reaction when he/she returns!

http://kindofrude.com/

I actually love those. They're less offensive/asshole-ish than some of the other ones I've seen, but still express a high level of distaste for the offender's parking skills. The "Bless your heart" one is cute too- I can think of dozens of Civics and Cadillacs I've seen that deserve that...
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Secret Chimp

It'd be great if you could buy what look like actual parking tickets to put the scare in people before they find out they just park like morons.


Quote from: BENZ BOY15 on January 02, 2014, 02:40:13 PM
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L. ed foote

Quote from: Madman on April 01, 2011, 09:30:08 AM
Bad taste and bad parking seem to go hand-in-hand.




Probably doesn't want their ride dinged...
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Morris Minor

Quote from: Madman on April 01, 2011, 09:30:08 AM
Bad taste and bad parking seem to go hand-in-hand.


Would it be fair to say that this is probably not owned by a German-American middle-aged accountant?
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Madman

Quote from: Morris Minor on April 06, 2011, 01:53:21 PM
Would it be fair to say that this is probably not owned by a German-American middle-aged accountant?


I saw the owner of this car so if you want to play a game I like to call "Guess the ethnicity of this car's owner" I can provide the answer for you.  You're right, a German-American middle-aged accountant does NOT own this car!  :lol:
Current cars: 2015 Ford Escape SE, 2011 MINI Cooper

Formerly owned cars: 2010 Mazda 5 Sport, 2008 Audi A4 2.0T S-Line Sedan, 2003 Volkswagen Passat GL 1.8T wagon, 1998 Ford Escort SE sedan, 2001 Cadillac Catera, 2000 Volkswagen Golf GLS 2.0 5-Door, 1997 Honda Odyssey LX, 1991 Volvo 240 sedan, 1990 Volvo 740 Turbo sedan, 1987 Volvo 240 DL sedan, 1990 Peugeot 405 DL Sportswagon, 1985 Peugeot 505 Turbo sedan, 1985 Merkur XR4Ti, 1983 Renault R9 Alliance DL sedan, 1979 Chevrolet Caprice Classic wagon, 1975 Volkswagen Transporter, 1980 Fiat X-1/9 Bertone, 1979 Volkswagen Rabbit C 3-Door hatch, 1976 Ford Pinto V6 coupe, 1952 Chevrolet Styleline Deluxe sedan

"The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom." ~ Isaac Asimov

"I much prefer the sharpest criticism of a single intelligent man to the thoughtless approval of the masses." - Johannes Kepler

"One of the most cowardly things ordinary people do is to shut their eyes to facts." - C.S. Lewis

Morris Minor

Quote from: Madman on April 06, 2011, 02:03:59 PM

I saw the owner of this car so if you want to play a game I like to call "Guess the ethnicity of this car's owner" I can provide the answer for you.  You're right, a German-American middle-aged accountant does NOT own this car!  :lol:


It's a game I play when I'm bored with sitting in traffic, but its been done to death in other forums & is not very PC.  FWIW my accountant (middle aged Anglo-American) drives a 10-year-old W211 E350 with zero bling.
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RomanChariot

Quote from: Madman on March 25, 2011, 07:59:40 AM
White Cadillac with Florida plates.  The driver is probably well into his 80s and half blind, so he can't see the lines.



Looking at the background snow and water on the ground I wonder if this one was parked while there was a layer of snow covering the lines.  You get some really funny looking parking lots around here when there is an inch of snow on the ground when everyone parks in the morning and by noon the snow has melted off.

Madman

Current cars: 2015 Ford Escape SE, 2011 MINI Cooper

Formerly owned cars: 2010 Mazda 5 Sport, 2008 Audi A4 2.0T S-Line Sedan, 2003 Volkswagen Passat GL 1.8T wagon, 1998 Ford Escort SE sedan, 2001 Cadillac Catera, 2000 Volkswagen Golf GLS 2.0 5-Door, 1997 Honda Odyssey LX, 1991 Volvo 240 sedan, 1990 Volvo 740 Turbo sedan, 1987 Volvo 240 DL sedan, 1990 Peugeot 405 DL Sportswagon, 1985 Peugeot 505 Turbo sedan, 1985 Merkur XR4Ti, 1983 Renault R9 Alliance DL sedan, 1979 Chevrolet Caprice Classic wagon, 1975 Volkswagen Transporter, 1980 Fiat X-1/9 Bertone, 1979 Volkswagen Rabbit C 3-Door hatch, 1976 Ford Pinto V6 coupe, 1952 Chevrolet Styleline Deluxe sedan

"The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom." ~ Isaac Asimov

"I much prefer the sharpest criticism of a single intelligent man to the thoughtless approval of the masses." - Johannes Kepler

"One of the most cowardly things ordinary people do is to shut their eyes to facts." - C.S. Lewis


Madman

Current cars: 2015 Ford Escape SE, 2011 MINI Cooper

Formerly owned cars: 2010 Mazda 5 Sport, 2008 Audi A4 2.0T S-Line Sedan, 2003 Volkswagen Passat GL 1.8T wagon, 1998 Ford Escort SE sedan, 2001 Cadillac Catera, 2000 Volkswagen Golf GLS 2.0 5-Door, 1997 Honda Odyssey LX, 1991 Volvo 240 sedan, 1990 Volvo 740 Turbo sedan, 1987 Volvo 240 DL sedan, 1990 Peugeot 405 DL Sportswagon, 1985 Peugeot 505 Turbo sedan, 1985 Merkur XR4Ti, 1983 Renault R9 Alliance DL sedan, 1979 Chevrolet Caprice Classic wagon, 1975 Volkswagen Transporter, 1980 Fiat X-1/9 Bertone, 1979 Volkswagen Rabbit C 3-Door hatch, 1976 Ford Pinto V6 coupe, 1952 Chevrolet Styleline Deluxe sedan

"The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom." ~ Isaac Asimov

"I much prefer the sharpest criticism of a single intelligent man to the thoughtless approval of the masses." - Johannes Kepler

"One of the most cowardly things ordinary people do is to shut their eyes to facts." - C.S. Lewis

Madman

Current cars: 2015 Ford Escape SE, 2011 MINI Cooper

Formerly owned cars: 2010 Mazda 5 Sport, 2008 Audi A4 2.0T S-Line Sedan, 2003 Volkswagen Passat GL 1.8T wagon, 1998 Ford Escort SE sedan, 2001 Cadillac Catera, 2000 Volkswagen Golf GLS 2.0 5-Door, 1997 Honda Odyssey LX, 1991 Volvo 240 sedan, 1990 Volvo 740 Turbo sedan, 1987 Volvo 240 DL sedan, 1990 Peugeot 405 DL Sportswagon, 1985 Peugeot 505 Turbo sedan, 1985 Merkur XR4Ti, 1983 Renault R9 Alliance DL sedan, 1979 Chevrolet Caprice Classic wagon, 1975 Volkswagen Transporter, 1980 Fiat X-1/9 Bertone, 1979 Volkswagen Rabbit C 3-Door hatch, 1976 Ford Pinto V6 coupe, 1952 Chevrolet Styleline Deluxe sedan

"The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom." ~ Isaac Asimov

"I much prefer the sharpest criticism of a single intelligent man to the thoughtless approval of the masses." - Johannes Kepler

"One of the most cowardly things ordinary people do is to shut their eyes to facts." - C.S. Lewis

giant_mtb


ifcar

Depending on the size of that space, that might be the best way to park that truck. Otherwise it might be either partially sticking out into the lane or making the second space too small to use anyway.

Madman

Quote from: giant_mtb on April 26, 2011, 10:08:47 AM
that is a large truck.


Yep, it is.  And I'll bet you eighty-bazillion dollars the knuckle-dragging neanderthal who owns this ridiculous monstrosity has NEVER carried or towed anything with it!
Current cars: 2015 Ford Escape SE, 2011 MINI Cooper

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"The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom." ~ Isaac Asimov

"I much prefer the sharpest criticism of a single intelligent man to the thoughtless approval of the masses." - Johannes Kepler

"One of the most cowardly things ordinary people do is to shut their eyes to facts." - C.S. Lewis

Rupert

I think people buy duallies to tow, not just for the usual poseur-show.
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giant_mtb

Yeah, I'd wager the vast majority of duallies are actually used.

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Quote from: omicron on July 10, 2007, 10:58:12 PM
After you wake up with the sun at 6am on someone's floor, coughing up cigarette butts and tasting like warm beer, you may well change your opinion on this matter.

cawimmer430

Quote from: Madman on April 26, 2011, 09:49:12 AM



Seeing this photo makes me wonder - where do soccer moms or college chicks park with their Ford F-650?  :mask:


By the way I was next to a Ford F-250 pickup today in flowing city traffic (couldn't get a photo of it though). That thing is huge!  :confused:
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Madman

Interesting time-lapsed video of resourceful motorists escaping a blocked car park.  I was hoping a crowd would have beaten the idiot who parked across the entrance to bloody pulp but I guess we can't have everything!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c06AoK2QT20
Current cars: 2015 Ford Escape SE, 2011 MINI Cooper

Formerly owned cars: 2010 Mazda 5 Sport, 2008 Audi A4 2.0T S-Line Sedan, 2003 Volkswagen Passat GL 1.8T wagon, 1998 Ford Escort SE sedan, 2001 Cadillac Catera, 2000 Volkswagen Golf GLS 2.0 5-Door, 1997 Honda Odyssey LX, 1991 Volvo 240 sedan, 1990 Volvo 740 Turbo sedan, 1987 Volvo 240 DL sedan, 1990 Peugeot 405 DL Sportswagon, 1985 Peugeot 505 Turbo sedan, 1985 Merkur XR4Ti, 1983 Renault R9 Alliance DL sedan, 1979 Chevrolet Caprice Classic wagon, 1975 Volkswagen Transporter, 1980 Fiat X-1/9 Bertone, 1979 Volkswagen Rabbit C 3-Door hatch, 1976 Ford Pinto V6 coupe, 1952 Chevrolet Styleline Deluxe sedan

"The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom." ~ Isaac Asimov

"I much prefer the sharpest criticism of a single intelligent man to the thoughtless approval of the masses." - Johannes Kepler

"One of the most cowardly things ordinary people do is to shut their eyes to facts." - C.S. Lewis

Laconian

Quote from: Secret Chimp on April 06, 2011, 12:12:14 PM
It'd be great if you could buy what look like actual parking tickets to put the scare in people before they find out they just park like morons.
I sense business opportunities there
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cawimmer430

Times like these I wish I had a Ford F-650.  :facepalm:



Stupid motorcycle driver. I was in dire need of a parking space yesterday and this was the only one with a friggin motorcycle parked on it. Does this dumbass really have to make use of this precious parking spot? A small motorcycle, eh roller, like that can easily be parked on a sidewalk in M?hldorf, the cops don't give a shit about that. But no, Mr. Genius here has to rob us all of a precious parking spot.

Upon searching for more parking spaces I found similar situations where a motorcycle or a little Vespa is taking up one precious parking space. Bitch.  :rage:
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