The Official CarSPIN Bad Parking Hall of Shame.

Started by Madman, September 01, 2010, 11:10:05 AM

Laconian

Kia EV6 GT-Line / MX-5 RF 6MT

cawimmer430

Quote from: Laconian on May 21, 2011, 01:32:48 PM
We have that all the time here.

And that's where America's gun laws come in handy.  :winkguy:
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Laconian

We Seattleites resolve our conflicts with passive aggressive bitchy comments, not guns.
Kia EV6 GT-Line / MX-5 RF 6MT

Rupert

If the bike wasn't there, someone else would have parked there before you got to it.
Novarolla-Miata-Trooper-Jeep-Volvo-Trooper-Ranger-MGB-Explorer-944-Fiat-Alfa-XTerra

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cawimmer430

Quote from: Laconian on May 21, 2011, 01:35:03 PM
We Seattleites resolve our conflicts with passive aggressive bitchy comments, not guns.

If I ever move to the US then it'll be Seattle.  :tounge:


Quote from: Rupert on May 21, 2011, 01:36:43 PM
If the bike wasn't there, someone else would have parked there before you got to it.

Yes, but it wouldn't have pissed me off that much.

That small roller taking up all that space when he could easily have parked it on a sidewalk is really infuriating...
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Rupert

Novarolla-Miata-Trooper-Jeep-Volvo-Trooper-Ranger-MGB-Explorer-944-Fiat-Alfa-XTerra

13 cars, 60 cylinders, 52 manual forward gears and 9 automatic, 2 FWD, 42 doors, 1988 average year of manufacture, 3 convertibles, 22 average mpg, and no wheel covers.
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cawimmer430

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Madman



Restaurant patrons get revenge on asshat hogging three spaces with his Ford Expedition!  :cheers:

http://jalopnik.com/5807757/diners-take-revenge-on-asshat-parker
Current cars: 2015 Ford Escape SE, 2011 MINI Cooper

Formerly owned cars: 2010 Mazda 5 Sport, 2008 Audi A4 2.0T S-Line Sedan, 2003 Volkswagen Passat GL 1.8T wagon, 1998 Ford Escort SE sedan, 2001 Cadillac Catera, 2000 Volkswagen Golf GLS 2.0 5-Door, 1997 Honda Odyssey LX, 1991 Volvo 240 sedan, 1990 Volvo 740 Turbo sedan, 1987 Volvo 240 DL sedan, 1990 Peugeot 405 DL Sportswagon, 1985 Peugeot 505 Turbo sedan, 1985 Merkur XR4Ti, 1983 Renault R9 Alliance DL sedan, 1979 Chevrolet Caprice Classic wagon, 1975 Volkswagen Transporter, 1980 Fiat X-1/9 Bertone, 1979 Volkswagen Rabbit C 3-Door hatch, 1976 Ford Pinto V6 coupe, 1952 Chevrolet Styleline Deluxe sedan

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Mustangfan2003

Quote from: Madman on June 02, 2011, 01:25:15 PM


Restaurant patrons get revenge on asshat hogging three spaces with his Ford Expedition!  :cheers:

http://jalopnik.com/5807757/diners-take-revenge-on-asshat-parker


I'd love to see that dude trying to leave. 

AltinD

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Quote from: cawimmer430 on May 26, 2011, 03:16:01 PM
Altind!  :rage:



:lol:

Hey, that can't be me, I've driven a Golf IV only once, and it was in beige ... plus it was a factory special edition with 17" wheels, Recaro sport seats, body-coloured strips and darkened tail lights and the name (Oceanic or smth similar) engraved on the door footwell. The 1.6 petrol A/T though.

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AltinD


2016 KIA Sportage EX Plus, CRDI 2.0T diesel, 185 HP, AWD

cawimmer430

Quote from: AltinD on June 06, 2011, 04:44:57 PM
Hey, that can't be me, I've driven a Golf IV only once, and it was in beige ... plus it was a factory special edition with 17" wheels, Recaro sport seats, body-coloured strips and darkened tail lights and the name (Oceanic or smth similar) engraved on the door footwell. The 1.6 petrol A/T though.

Excuses, excuses.  :zzz:

:devil:
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2o6

Quote from: AltinD on June 06, 2011, 04:44:57 PM
Hey, that can't be me, I've driven a Golf IV only once, and it was in beige ... plus it was a factory special edition with 17" wheels, Recaro sport seats, body-coloured strips and darkened tail lights and the name (Oceanic or smth similar) engraved on the door footwell. The 1.6 petrol A/T though.


That sounds painful.

AltinD


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Madman

Bed, Bath & Beyond the ability to park properly!




"I'm old, and I can't see the end of my HUGE fecking car!"


Current cars: 2015 Ford Escape SE, 2011 MINI Cooper

Formerly owned cars: 2010 Mazda 5 Sport, 2008 Audi A4 2.0T S-Line Sedan, 2003 Volkswagen Passat GL 1.8T wagon, 1998 Ford Escort SE sedan, 2001 Cadillac Catera, 2000 Volkswagen Golf GLS 2.0 5-Door, 1997 Honda Odyssey LX, 1991 Volvo 240 sedan, 1990 Volvo 740 Turbo sedan, 1987 Volvo 240 DL sedan, 1990 Peugeot 405 DL Sportswagon, 1985 Peugeot 505 Turbo sedan, 1985 Merkur XR4Ti, 1983 Renault R9 Alliance DL sedan, 1979 Chevrolet Caprice Classic wagon, 1975 Volkswagen Transporter, 1980 Fiat X-1/9 Bertone, 1979 Volkswagen Rabbit C 3-Door hatch, 1976 Ford Pinto V6 coupe, 1952 Chevrolet Styleline Deluxe sedan

"The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom." ~ Isaac Asimov

"I much prefer the sharpest criticism of a single intelligent man to the thoughtless approval of the masses." - Johannes Kepler

"One of the most cowardly things ordinary people do is to shut their eyes to facts." - C.S. Lewis

cawimmer430

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cawimmer430

Quote from: Madman on June 07, 2011, 12:21:42 PM
"I'm old, and I can't see the end of my HUGE fecking car!"



No problem at all.

Here's the Mercury Grand Marquis "Castration Edition" made especially for seniors. It's easier to park.  :thumbsup:



Visit your local Mercury dealer for more information.



Oh wait... RIP Mercury!  :cry:
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AltinD


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AltinD

Quote from: cawimmer430 on June 06, 2011, 04:55:38 PM
Excuses, excuses.  :zzz:

:devil:

When I first posted pics of my car, back in 2003 on C&D, you and Ralph also gave me hard time for parking ... which btw was on an empty lot, only for the fotoshoot  :rage:

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cawimmer430

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Madman

Quote from: cawimmer430 on June 09, 2011, 03:45:59 PM

No problem at all.

Here's the Mercury Grand Marquis "Castration Edition" made especially for seniors. It's easier to park.  :thumbsup:



Visit your local Mercury dealer for more information.



Oh wait... RIP Mercury!  :cry:


It's still over the line!  :evildude:
Current cars: 2015 Ford Escape SE, 2011 MINI Cooper

Formerly owned cars: 2010 Mazda 5 Sport, 2008 Audi A4 2.0T S-Line Sedan, 2003 Volkswagen Passat GL 1.8T wagon, 1998 Ford Escort SE sedan, 2001 Cadillac Catera, 2000 Volkswagen Golf GLS 2.0 5-Door, 1997 Honda Odyssey LX, 1991 Volvo 240 sedan, 1990 Volvo 740 Turbo sedan, 1987 Volvo 240 DL sedan, 1990 Peugeot 405 DL Sportswagon, 1985 Peugeot 505 Turbo sedan, 1985 Merkur XR4Ti, 1983 Renault R9 Alliance DL sedan, 1979 Chevrolet Caprice Classic wagon, 1975 Volkswagen Transporter, 1980 Fiat X-1/9 Bertone, 1979 Volkswagen Rabbit C 3-Door hatch, 1976 Ford Pinto V6 coupe, 1952 Chevrolet Styleline Deluxe sedan

"The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom." ~ Isaac Asimov

"I much prefer the sharpest criticism of a single intelligent man to the thoughtless approval of the masses." - Johannes Kepler

"One of the most cowardly things ordinary people do is to shut their eyes to facts." - C.S. Lewis

cawimmer430

Quote from: Madman on June 10, 2011, 09:36:28 AM
It's still over the line!  :evildude:

But at least a Ford F-10,000 Extreme Duty can comfortably park behind it.  :lol:
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Madman



Typical prick Lexus driver parking in asshat fashion, using two spaces.  Note Madman Volvo on the left parked properly!




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Crap photo due to poor lighting in this covered parking garage.  Spaces here are scarce but this Honda Pilot driver feels like he's entitled to use two of them.
Current cars: 2015 Ford Escape SE, 2011 MINI Cooper

Formerly owned cars: 2010 Mazda 5 Sport, 2008 Audi A4 2.0T S-Line Sedan, 2003 Volkswagen Passat GL 1.8T wagon, 1998 Ford Escort SE sedan, 2001 Cadillac Catera, 2000 Volkswagen Golf GLS 2.0 5-Door, 1997 Honda Odyssey LX, 1991 Volvo 240 sedan, 1990 Volvo 740 Turbo sedan, 1987 Volvo 240 DL sedan, 1990 Peugeot 405 DL Sportswagon, 1985 Peugeot 505 Turbo sedan, 1985 Merkur XR4Ti, 1983 Renault R9 Alliance DL sedan, 1979 Chevrolet Caprice Classic wagon, 1975 Volkswagen Transporter, 1980 Fiat X-1/9 Bertone, 1979 Volkswagen Rabbit C 3-Door hatch, 1976 Ford Pinto V6 coupe, 1952 Chevrolet Styleline Deluxe sedan

"The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom." ~ Isaac Asimov

"I much prefer the sharpest criticism of a single intelligent man to the thoughtless approval of the masses." - Johannes Kepler

"One of the most cowardly things ordinary people do is to shut their eyes to facts." - C.S. Lewis

cawimmer430

Quote from: Madman on June 14, 2011, 05:54:09 PM


Typical prick Lexus driver parking in asshat fashion, using two spaces.  Note Madman Volvo on the left parked properly!


Must be that absolutely useless "Self-Parking" feature that the Lexus fans keep raving about.  :lol:
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AltinD

Quote from: cawimmer430 on June 14, 2011, 06:16:28 PM

Must be that absolutely useless "Self-Parking" feature that the Lexus fans keep raving about.  :lol:

Nah, that old model is only equipped with the self-accelerating one :lol:

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cawimmer430

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cawimmer430

I am ashamed for my fellow BMW 1-Series drivers.

Epic Fail.  :facepalm:





People like ^YOU^ give us a bad name!  :lol:


Notice how the Wimmer BMW 118i is properly parked:praise:
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Madman

From the Spotted Today thread but it also belongs here, too.


Current cars: 2015 Ford Escape SE, 2011 MINI Cooper

Formerly owned cars: 2010 Mazda 5 Sport, 2008 Audi A4 2.0T S-Line Sedan, 2003 Volkswagen Passat GL 1.8T wagon, 1998 Ford Escort SE sedan, 2001 Cadillac Catera, 2000 Volkswagen Golf GLS 2.0 5-Door, 1997 Honda Odyssey LX, 1991 Volvo 240 sedan, 1990 Volvo 740 Turbo sedan, 1987 Volvo 240 DL sedan, 1990 Peugeot 405 DL Sportswagon, 1985 Peugeot 505 Turbo sedan, 1985 Merkur XR4Ti, 1983 Renault R9 Alliance DL sedan, 1979 Chevrolet Caprice Classic wagon, 1975 Volkswagen Transporter, 1980 Fiat X-1/9 Bertone, 1979 Volkswagen Rabbit C 3-Door hatch, 1976 Ford Pinto V6 coupe, 1952 Chevrolet Styleline Deluxe sedan

"The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom." ~ Isaac Asimov

"I much prefer the sharpest criticism of a single intelligent man to the thoughtless approval of the masses." - Johannes Kepler

"One of the most cowardly things ordinary people do is to shut their eyes to facts." - C.S. Lewis

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cawimmer430

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