The Official CarSPIN Bad Parking Hall of Shame.

[cawimmer430]

 

[Madman]

Slap a sticker on a bad parker?  Great idea! 

http://www.iparklikeanidiot.com/

[Madman]

I was looking through some old pictures of mine and spotted these from a few years ago.  This was in a crowded hotel car park with few spaces available.  Surely this deserves inclusion in the BPHoS?


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[Eye of the Tiger]

They can park that wherever they want.

[hotrodalex]

They can park that wherever they want.

[Madman]

Too bad Mercedes Benz drivers can't park worth a damn, as seen in these photos.


If you can't see the end of your S Class then you shouldn't be driving one.




CLS driver parked halfway over into a handicapped space.  This is inexcusable!




From another angle.  See the line?  Evidently the driver can't!




And from the front.  No blue handicapped badge in the window, either.

[cawimmer430]

Too bad Mercedes Benz drivers can't park worth a damn, as seen in these photos.

H I S T O R Y  &  H E R I T A G E

All is forgiven. Period. 

[Morris Minor]

Perhaps the M-B driver is only semi-disabled & so is only entitled to half the disabled space.

By the way, the combined area of all America's unused disabled spaces is equal to the land area of Spain. Their heat island effect is causing the alarming rise in global temperatures.

The annual Medicare/Medicaid cost savings of the health benefits gained by making disabled people walk from the far ends of our parking lots, would equal the gross national product of Australia.

[ifcar]

The annual Medicare/Medicaid cost savings of the health benefits gained by making disabled people walk from the far ends of our parking lots, would equal the gross national product of Australia.

Four dollars? Or has the value of sheep increased lately?

[ifcar]

Per Madman's request:

[cawimmer430]

Per Madman's request:

HONDA - The Power of Dreams!

[Madman]

HONDA - The Power of Dreams!

Yeah, the driver was dreaming of making it to the toilet before it was too late! 

[cawimmer430]

Yeah, the driver was dreaming of making it to the toilet before it was too late! 

[Madman]

Per Ifcar's request......




Driver of this gargantuan Ford LTD earns a place here thanks to blocking the entire fecking walkway with the rear overhang!

[cawimmer430]

Per Ifcar's request......




Driver of this gargantuan Ford LTD earns a place here thanks to blocking the entire fecking walkway with the rear overhang!

I'll forgive him because he's driving such a beautiful car. 

[cawimmer430]

Stupid motherfucker. This dumbass in his BMW 3er cabrio got out of his car just as I was trying to squeeze past the Audi A8 and his shitbox to drive my car into the wash area. A normal person would make space with their car to allow me to pass. Not this cocksucker. Gets out, looks at me defiantly and goes into the gas station shop - comes out about four and half minutes later with a 6-pack of beer.

MOTHERFUCKER.  



The whole time I was parked behind this nutsack. I turned off my engine, got out of my car and waited in front of my car for him. When he came out I looked at him and put on my "annoyed face". He didn't even look at me. Just went straight to his car and took his time starting the engine and moving his ass.

People like that need to get beaten with a baseball bat. Dumbass bitch.  



Look at how this guy parks. This is a major road running through Munich which is very busy at all times of the day. The front of his car is on lane belonging to the road. Anyone can crash into him if it gets tight...  

[Rupert]

So angry.

[cawimmer430]

So angry.

If I had a gun I would have gone out on a rampage!

[thewizard16]

Because it's apparently too difficult to aim your crappy van into one parking spot:

[cawimmer430]

Because it's apparently too difficult to aim your crappy van into one parking spot:

With all those windows, how can the owner abuse children without getting noticed? 

[Madman]

Because it's apparently too difficult to aim your crappy van into one parking spot:

Do you really expect any sort of intelligence from Walmart shoppers?

[thewizard16]

Do you really expect any sort of intelligence from Walmart shoppers?

Everyone shops at Walmart here, so the stereotypes are a bit harder to apply. After 1 or 2 in the morning, sure, but during the day it's no different than anywhere else.

[hotrodalex]

Tonight I literally saw 14-15 large SUVs/trucks parked over the line or with their tail hanging out a couple of feet, all in the same parking lot. I'm not sure WTF people were smoking tonight. I wish I had a camera with me.

[Madman]

Bugatti Veyron owner slapped with a ticket for parking in a disabled space.



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2066828/Bugatti-Veyron-owner-gets-ticket-parking-disabled-space-Essex.html

[Eye of the Tiger]

I'm sure the owner quite gives a shit.

[Rupert]

That would make my year if I was that cop.

[Eye of the Tiger]

More interesting would be if they towed it

[Madman]

I want to try this next time I see some really bad parking at the supermarket! 

[Madman]

Nissan Altima driver not even trying to park properly.




Ford Ranger straddling yellow line.




Good luck squeezing in between these two.

[cawimmer430]

The Passat driver really pissed me off. The whole parkhouse was full and the empty spot next to him was inaccessible to me because he had to park like a fucking dumbass. Boy did I want to scratch and torch his car.